You need bacon wrapped tater tots!
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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We ALL need bacon wrapped tater tots!
Gimmie gimmie gimmie!
TMI...
I haven't had sex in such a long time. UGHHHHH. It's. Getting to me and I'm not having a great time. :/ Whine whine whine.
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You and me both. I'm starting to think I'm going to do an impression of the wicked witch's feet at the beginning of Wizard of Oz...
You are all welcome for that image.
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Ha "droves".
Toe Curling is Canadian slang for sex. So you just told us you are getting laid....
Are you saying Fade and I should bump uglies?
He probably wouldn't like it, I can't handle that kind of pressure.
I just assume this is a universal forum malady.
I mean, having the time to post here is pretty much an admission of same, right?
FTFY
--Patrick
Prrrrooooblemmm soooolveeeed
I invented something new at the grocery store today!! I will combine these in the air fryer! But only after a lot of gravol and rest. I did my treatment last night and shouldn't have gone out at all. I had a package waiting at the post office and thought it was a box of Snuffles Bears. It was my green laser. Cool but not worth a trip on recovery day.We ALL need bacon wrapped tater tots!
TIL GasBandit is a precog (link is NSFW)
I don't have permission to view that page. I'M TOO PURE!!
If you don't want to bother digging through the account settings, link to picture here.
GasBandit
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OHhh. Well. Thank you. Cause I'm lazy.
But no one can deny that Bills fans are loyal as fuck.
Your area has nothing so you have to root for Pittsburgh sports while still pretending that you hate them in college football.
"My area" has always been Pittsburgh. It's only an hour away. The local stations are all Pittsburgh. It's not like Huntington that somehow manages to be Reds territory.
You sound like someone from New Jersey claiming to be a New Yorker."My area" has always been Pittsburgh. It's only an hour away. The local stations are all Pittsburgh. It's not like Huntington that somehow manages to be Reds territory.
GasBandit
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Or someone from El Paso claiming to be a Texan!
*This is a specific kind of joke that hinges on the reader knowing that El Paso is kind of the "unwanted stepchild" city of Texas, in that everyone basically pretends it's really part of New Mexico, or even old Mexico, not Texas.
Ew, who does that?
We get sandwiched in between two major metropolitan areas, and we never get credit for the stuff that IS ours. Except for the Devils. Bleah.
We all know Chris Christie is one of you.
