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I'm sorry. But when ever I hear about Chris Christie I immediately think of Crisco brand lard. Do you have that in the states?
 
"My area" has always been Pittsburgh. It's only an hour away. The local stations are all Pittsburgh. It's not like Huntington that somehow manages to be Reds territory. :p
That's the sort of place I was in as a child in Ohio. Pittsburgh was the closest major city, so people were Pirates and Steelers fans, not Bengals, Reds, Indians, or Browns.
 
That's the sort of place I was in as a child in Ohio. Pittsburgh was the closest major city, so people were Pirates and Steelers fans, not Bengals, Reds, Indians, or Browns.
The weird thing is, Morgantown is in the Pittsburgh DMA for determining what local channels you get from like DirecTV or Dish. Even though the Clarksburg DMA is closer by half. The end result of this is the local PBS station is WQED out of Pittsburgh, even though the Morgantown PBS station was just across the street from my last job. But it was in the Clarksburg DMA, so it wasn't included.
 
Or someone from El Paso claiming to be a Texan!

*This is a specific kind of joke that hinges on the reader knowing that El Paso is kind of the "unwanted stepchild" city of Texas, in that everyone basically pretends it's really part of New Mexico, or even old Mexico, not Texas.
They do actually have a different time zone out there, so, is it really part of the rest of the state? Hmmmm, a mystery for DUCKTALES!
 
I was gonna make a post like "The Thirst Is Real" or something, but honestly I'm glad to see Cheesy swinging for the fences and making contact.
 
I'm in charge of grading the trial translations of prospective translators who want to work for us. Sometimes I will look up the applicant on social media, such as Facebook, after grading their trial translation. It always fills me with a pang of regret to have to reject the hot girls, which is why I make sure I only look them up after I've made a decision on their translation test.

Just now I had to reject an Italian girl who bears more than a passing resemblance to Gal Gadot. My pang of regret is reverberating through my chest like a gong.
 

GasBandit

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Both my underlings are out today ;_; I was expecting Underling 2 to be out, and Underling 1 to be back. Instead, I'm gonna have to do everything by myself >_<

This is not a good ramp up to my week off.
 
I left my kitchen window fan on during the big fire I had in my backyard this weekend. Now my whole house reeks of smoke. It still hasn't dissipated. Doesn't help that the storm yesterday blew in fire smoke from BC. Now everything is smokey inside and out.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I left my kitchen window fan on during the big fire I had in my backyard this weekend. Now my whole house reeks of smoke. It still hasn't dissipated. Doesn't help that the storm yesterday blew in fire smoke from BC. Now everything is smokey inside and out.
Hi Smokey, I'm the Bandit :D
 
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