[NFL] NFL Thread

[jwhouk]

Shu' up. If your little Dezzy had something resembling a night, I'd have whupped you in the HOPFL.

 

[Dave]

Yeah, but he didn't. And I won. And the Cowboys did as well...somehow.

So it was a good day.

 

[Gruebeard]

Da fuuuuuuuuck?

That unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on Miller was hilarious.

"Here, let me help you up - psyche! Have the game instead."

 

[sixpackshaker]

I really can't believe that was flagged. There are so many injury related calls that don't get made, but you call it for a prank?

 

[Gruebeard]

I really can't believe that was flagged. There are so many injury related calls that don't get made, but you call it for a prank?

It blew my mind, too.

 

[blotsfan]

Everyone at the stadium was looking downfield when it happened so we all assumed he hit Tyrod after the play.

 

[Dave]

And they were both laughing about it. The only one who didn't think it was funny was the ref.

"15 yards for having fun!"

 

[Covar]

Are you HAVING FUN? There's no HAVING FUN in football!

 

[Sparhawk]

And they were both laughing about it. The only one who didn't think it was funny was the ref.

"15 yards for having fun!"

 

[DarkAudit]

Your week 3 wrapup...

 

[Gruebeard]

So, after week 4, Buffalo is alone in first place. And they're beating strong teams.

This is weird.

 

[Gruebeard]

I just mean, it seems long ago since the AFC East hasn't been led by the Patriots after week 4.

And the Bills are looking decent, with wins over Denver and Atlanta! Nice.

 

[blotsfan]

Yeah but it doesn't make sense to me.

 

[Gruebeard]

Yeah but it doesn't make sense to me.

Well, I think if the Patriots had the Bills defence, they'd be undefeated. They're playing strong.

 

[Dave]

Iowa lost. Nebraska won. Cowboys lost. It was a sad weekend for football.

 

[blotsfan]

Well, I think if the Patriots had the Bills defence, they'd be undefeated. They're playing strong.

Yeah I think our defense is legit and games are gonna come down to if our offense can get it together. It'd be nice if we didn't gut our skill positions but what can you do?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Iowa lost. Nebraska won. Cowboys lost. It was a sad weekend for football.

WTF did the Cowboys do?

I live too close to Houston, so the Cowboys were blacked out.

 

[Dave]

They absolutely ruled the first half and then came out the second and did...nothing. Gurley ran all over them in the second half.

They were up 24-13 at the half and lost 35-30. You could really tell Sean Lee was out of the game.

 

[Gared]

Well, Seahawks got a nice win tonight... let's see what the butcher's bill will be.

 

[Gared]

Well, Seahawks got a nice win tonight... let's see what the butcher's bill will be.

And the butcher's bill is at least partially in - Jeremy Lane, Groin; Rees Odhiambo, broken sternum; Chris Carson, significant ankle injury, feeling around the league seems to be broken tib & fib (all those people were wrong, amazingly enough) high ankle sprain; Cliff Avril, neck.

 

[DarkAudit]

Fuck you, Spanos! Week 4

 

[Null]

I won't finish with a winning record this season so it's all basically "what the fuck ever, bro" from here.

 

[Celt Z]

Generally I'm fine with the Cowboys losing, but I was kinda sad they couldn't pull off that last play. It was entertaining as hell.

 

[Dave]

Fuck Aaron Rodgers. Except in my fantasy league. But other than that fuck Aaron Rodgers.

 

[Sparhawk]

Fuck Aaron Rodgers. Except in my fantasy league. But other than that fuck Aaron Rodgers.

No, no, no. He did good. Dallas should have run the ball more to take more time off the clock. Poor time management.

GO TEXANS!

(plus, I have Rodgers in my other league)

 

[jwhouk]

"Siri, who owns AT&T Stadium?"

BLOO-BEEP

"Aaron Rodgers."

 

[drifter]

The Dolphins line coach takes his job title really seriously.

 

[jwhouk]

 

[Null]

The Dolphins line coach takes his job title really seriously.

Someone has to make sure the players do their lines properly.

 

[DarkAudit]

Week 5 wrapup...

 

[Terrik]

I'm ready to not see big Ben embarass himself this week.

 

[Null]

I'm ready to not see big Ben embarass himself this week.

Then don't watch his sex tape HEYO

 

[jwhouk]

Welp, that was a good run while it lasted.

Nice playing with you all, see you next fall.

(promptly starts heading down the stairs into the basement)

 

[Dave]

I'm ready to not see big Ben embarass himself this week.

No worries on that front.

And I had Aaron Rodgers as my QB in 3 pay leagues. I'm not doing well this week.

 

[Gared]

Looks like the CFB chaos is leaking.