[Announcement] Happy Birthday Dave!

[HCGLNS]

@Dave Happy Birthday!

 

[GasBandit]

Gettin it in a day early, eh?

 

[PatrThom]

Man, Alan Alda isn't looking so great these days.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Gettin it in a day early, eh?

Oh please. Like they had calendars that accurate back then.

His birthday is like Easter but instead of the moon it goes by the 4th Cowboys loss of the season.

 

[Dave]

They've only lost 2, ya knob.

 

[HCGLNS]

They've only lost 2, ya knob.

Oh I guess @GasBandit was right, I am posting this early.

 

[Dave]

Yup. It's tomorrow.

 

[Squidleybits]

Happy Almost Birthday!!!

 

[Dave]

 

[PatrThom]

What a coincidence, my niece's birthday is also tomorrow.
She's going to be turning 18.

...I can't wait to return her pair of underwear that I found in our driveway when I got back from work tonight. She must've accidentally dropped it while climbing into her Jeep. They're camo. She's gonna diiiieeeeeee...

--Patrick

 

[MindDetective]

My son turns 6 tomorrow.

 

[bhamv3]

What a coincidence, my niece's birthday is also tomorrow.
She's going to be turning 18.

...I can't wait to return her pair of underwear that I found in our driveway when I got back from work tonight. She must've accidentally dropped it while climbing into her Jeep. They're camo. She's gonna diiiieeeeeee...

--Patrick

How would one's underwear fall off when one is entering a Jeep? Is it a really sexy Jeep?

 

[Emrys]

Happy birthday, O Fearless Leader!

 

[Tinwhistler]

happy early birthday!

 

[Terrik]

At least in Gas Bandit's Birthday thread we got sexy redheads. I fear all that will result from this thread is a bunch of flappy hooties.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Happy Birthday Dave!

Time to buy out the candle factory.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Dave]

He gets redheads, I get old jokes. No respect, I tell ya!

 

[strawman]

I thought we agreed after the first eon we’d only celebrate it every century instead of every year.

 

[Dave]

See?

 

[PatrThom]

How would one's underwear fall off when one is entering a Jeep? Is it a really sexy Jeep?

I assume she was doing her laundry here.
Her house is on well water, she likes to come here to do her whites and bedding because whites and bedding.
I have no idea how sexy the Jeep is, but you can make up your own mind about the niece:

Spoiler: Nice niece pic

(why yes, I DID alter it enough to ruin a reverse image search, thanks for asking)

Fair warning, though...her dad's the sort of person who owns dogs, hunts up his own meat, and bought her a pink .22lr when she turned ... 15, was it?
Also, she's taken.

At least in Gas Bandit's Birthday thread we got sexy redheads. I fear all that will result from this thread is a bunch of flappy hooties.

You're welcome?

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

He gets redheads, I get old jokes. No respect, I tell ya!

We'll split the difference!

Happy Birthday!

 

[PatrThom]

I almost expect her to whip out a roll of Bounty paper towels.

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

I have no idea how sexy the Jeep is, but you can make up your own mind about the niece:

Hey hey, you posted a sexy redhead for Dave too! Good man.

 

[drifter]

At least in Gas Bandit's Birthday thread we got sexy redheads. I fear all that will result from this thread is a bunch of flappy hooties.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Happy birthday, ya even-tempered codger. Thanks for all that you do for us in this community!

 

[PatrThom]

Yes, thanks for essentially letting us all move into your house after Scott kicked us out.

--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

Yes, thanks for essentially letting us all move into your house after Scott Kris kicked us out.

--Patrick

FTFY. Never forget who it was who really pulled the plug.

 

[Bubble181]

Congratulations. Onwards and upwards!


(see? I can too make a Dave post without an age joke!)

 

[chris]

Herzlichen Glückwunsch und alles Gute zum Geburtstag.

 

[Wahad]

I, for one, welcome our undying overlord. Happy birthday Dave!

 

[Zappit]

Well, happy birthday, Dave!

 

[HCGLNS]

He gets redheads, I get old jokes. No respect, I tell ya!

Here's a girl from your youth, 1 million BC.

Spoiler

 

[fade]

Happy Birthday! Rat toes are on the house.

 

[drawn_inward]

Have a great day tomorrow Dave! Today have a regular day.