[Announcement] Happy Birthday Dave!

Dave · Oct 3, 2017

I had to put air in my tire this morning and when I was doing that the sprinkler system came on and sprayed the shit out of me. So I decided to get some Burger King for breakfast...and they were closed. So I'm tired, wet, and hungry. :rofl:

HCGLNS · Oct 3, 2017

So yesterday was your birthday. Today is punishment day.

strawman · Oct 3, 2017

Dave said:
I'm tired, wet, and hungry.

Reliving birth, eh?

Bubble181 · Oct 3, 2017

stienman said:
Reliving birth, eh?

See also: pink, wrinkly, loud, covered in poo, unintelligible, naps 20 hours per day and drinks the rest of the time.

GasBandit · Oct 3, 2017

fade said:
Happy Birthday! Rat toes are on the house.

But he can't have those...

Dave · Oct 3, 2017

GasBandit said:
But he can't have those...

I wasn't going to say it!

Gared · Oct 3, 2017

Happy Birthday!

Simfers · Oct 3, 2017

Happy Birthday Mr. Nihsen! Thank you for letting us play in your yard!

jwhouk · Oct 3, 2017

All the cool kids have October birthdays.

Happy birthday Dave!

bhamv3 · Oct 3, 2017

Happy thingy day!

Dave · Oct 3, 2017

Thanks, all! It was an interesting day. after getting soaked this morning and then getting no breakfast, I get home and my kids had totally forgotten my birthday. And I didn't even get to kiss Jake Ryan.

Grytpipe-Thynne · Oct 4, 2017

Happy Birthday Dave.

Dave · Oct 4, 2017

Grytpipe-Thynne said:
Happy Birthday Dave.

Thanks!

Krisken · Oct 4, 2017

Wait, do you keep counting after the first couple centuries?

Grytpipe-Thynne · Oct 5, 2017

Krisken said:
Wait, do you keep counting after the first couple centuries?

It's not obligatory.

Just Me · Oct 7, 2017

Happy birthday, Dave![DOUBLEPOST=1507396863,1507396833][/DOUBLEPOST]Better late than never...