The Awesome Videos Thread (with Extra Sauce!)

Dave · Nov 27, 2017

It's like a shit sandwich with cheese. You can eat it, but man do you have to like cheese.

GasBandit · Nov 29, 2017

This one feels a little sadistic, TBH.

Dave · Nov 29, 2017

They agreed to it but why? And they gave them disgusting shit as well.

GasBandit · Nov 29, 2017

Dave said:
They agreed to it but why? And they gave them disgusting shit as well.

I suspect them to be masochists.

Also maybe for the attention.

But yeah, I'm as carnivorous as they come, and even I wouldn't eat most of that without SERIOUS motivation/recompense.

PatrThom · Nov 29, 2017

Dave said:
They agreed to it but why?

For the views!

--Patrick

drifter · Nov 29, 2017

Their precious views?!

Dave · Nov 30, 2017

figmentPez · Nov 30, 2017

One of the most iconic Christmas commercials has gotten a sequel:

ThatNickGuy · Nov 30, 2017

This was posted awhile ago and I somehow missed it. The crowd-funded Simon's Cat cartoon posted the results on YouTube after sharing it privately with its backers I think a few years ago. The results are fantastic.

PatrThom · Nov 30, 2017

Dave said:

Oh no! The Russians have reverse-engineered MIDI!

I remember John Davidson showing off how he could play piano/chimes/etc on his guitar ... on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Called it his M16 attack guitar, or something.

—Patrick

GasBandit · Nov 30, 2017

ThatNickGuy said:
This was posted awhile ago and I somehow missed it. The crowd-funded Simon's Cat cartoon posted the results on YouTube after sharing it privately with its backers I think a few years ago. The results are fantastic.

I am extremely glad I've never owned a pet with opposable thumbs and smart enough to smash a vase on my face.

ThatNickGuy · Nov 30, 2017

GasBandit said:
I am extremely glad I've never owned a pet with opposable thumbs and smart enough to smash a vase on my face.

Let's hope we're never roommates, then.

GasBandit · Nov 30, 2017

ThatNickGuy said:
Let's hope we're never roommates, then.

... are you saying you'll be my pet, or that Diomedes has the ability to wield vases?

Dei · Nov 30, 2017

Here comes the fanfic.

ThatNickGuy · Nov 30, 2017

GasBandit said:
... are you saying you'll be my pet, or that Diomedes has the ability to wield vases?

Heh, I was trying to say that I'd be smashing you over the head with vases, but forgot you said the "pet" part. So we'll just say Diomedes.

GasBandit · Nov 30, 2017

ThatNickGuy said:
Heh, I was trying to say that I'd be smashing you over the head with vases, but forgot you said the "pet" part. So we'll just say Diomedes.

Too late, Nick. I'mma get you a pretty, pretty collar to wear, and a bottle to spray you with when you do things I don't like.

ThatNickGuy · Nov 30, 2017

GasBandit said:
Too late, Nick. I'mma get you a pretty, pretty collar to wear, and a bottle to spray you with when you do things I don't like.

....Terrianne, is that you?

ThatNickGuy · Nov 30, 2017

Dei said:
Here comes the fanfic.

On the next Halforums House, Gasbandit and Nick (w/Diomedes) are wacky roommates!

PatrThom · Nov 30, 2017

The best parts will be the Mork & Mindy-style epilogues to each episode, where Diomedes does a quick video report to Cat Central about having to put up with the two of you all the time, and when will it finally be okay for him to leave this assignment.

—Patrick

Dei · Nov 30, 2017

ThatNickGuy said:
On the next Halforums House, Gasbandit and Nick (w/Diomedes) are wacky roommates!

That's much tamer thanI would have gone, especially when talk of collars came up. :oops:

GasBandit · Dec 5, 2017

GasBandit · Dec 6, 2017

"This is the worst thing I've ever had in my hand, and I've had SO many penises in it."
Oh Blaithin, I think I love you :rofl:

Kovac · Dec 6, 2017

I don't much care for milk bottles either.
I have never seen milk shakes or that particular brand of chocolate fish.

I don't think of toffee pops as being particularly unique to New Zealand.
Whittakers is a great brand of chocolate but jelly tip isn't the best flavour.

GasBandit · Dec 9, 2017

GasBandit · Dec 9, 2017

PatrThom · Dec 9, 2017

GasBandit said:

I know you say the 80's was the greatest decade, but I'm sure 2002-2003 also holds a special place in your heart.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Dec 9, 2017

PatrThom said:
I know you say the 80's was the greatest decade, but I'm sure 2002-2003 also holds a special place in your heart.

--Patrick

When did I say that...?

PatrThom · Dec 9, 2017

GasBandit said:
When did I say that...?

Mostly when you're going on about how much music today is teh sux.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Dec 10, 2017

FEEEEL OLLLLLLD

Dave · Dec 10, 2017

They did not know Comfortably Numb?!? Losers.

PatrThom · Dec 10, 2017

Didn’t remember JB was by Kool ‘n’ the Gang (but did know the title), otherwise flawless.
Also, Madison continues to amaze me with her apparent vapidity.

—Patrick

GasBandit · Dec 10, 2017

PatrThom said:
Didn’t remember JB was by Kool ‘n’ the Gang (but did know the title), otherwise flawless.
Also, Madison continues to amaze me with her apparent vapidity.

—Patrick

Careful, that's Dave's react-waifu you're badmouthin' there!

MindDetective · Dec 10, 2017

PatrThom said:
Also, Madison continues to amaze me with her apparent vapidity.

—Patrick

Really? This was the first one I bothered to watch and she didn't seem especially vapid to me. She got a number of them right, including one that few others knew at all.

PatrThom · Dec 10, 2017

She acts like SUCH an airhead, like Ginger Grant^2, and I legitimately don't know if it's an act, or if she's that way IRL.
I'm sure she's a very nice person.

--Patrick

MindDetective · Dec 10, 2017

PatrThom said:
She acts like SUCH an airhead, like Ginger Grant^2, and I legitimately don't know if it's an act, or if she's that way IRL.
I'm sure she's a very nice person.

--Patrick

I don't see it.