So I went to the verizon store, and they popped a new SIM card in it, and the thing didn't work. Or, rather, any attempt to make a call would go to the "welcome to Verizon! to complete this call, enter credit card number" automated system. No matter what the dude or his manager did, they couldn't get it to work. They tried clearing out the magic numbers deep inside the phone's configuration and re-entering it by hand and whatnot, still no dice.
So they had to call up Verizon itself and tell them what was going on, and the Verizon lady had them read off my IMEI number (at which point I mentally said "Here it comes...") and sure enough she said "That's coming up as incompatible."
DOH
But then she said "Let me see if I can try something," and put us on hold for like 10 minutes. Suddenly the backlog of text messages that have been waiting for me since my G3 died start rolling in.
Success!
So... now I just gotta get my google accounts set up on it, reimport my contacts, then start the long process of getting it to being as useful to me as my old phone was (load up the music, get the apps, teamviewer (which also will need 2 factor authentication), etc etc etc)... oigh. Good thing it's a slow day at work and I have time to futz with this.
Also I got a new otterbox for it while I was there. Which I'd planned to do in any case at some point.[DOUBLEPOST=1513198550,1513198063][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh but first I'm waiting for it to download Oreo, which is taking FUH-REV-VUR.