Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

For anybody still struggling with gift ideas:

 

[PatrThom]

That Connect-A-Cord is going to make @stienman shudder.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

That Connect-A-Cord is going to make @stienman shudder.

Ironically, it's one of the more useful products... as long as you don't use it as advertised. I see short extension cords like that suggested all the time for people who need to plug multiple power bricks into a power strip.

 

[Emrys]

The earwax candle maker scarred my soul.

 

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Turn and churn seems alright.

 

[PatrThom]

What? Nobody's going to? All right...

...that Roto-Wipe looks like it would be a pain in the ass.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

What? Nobody's going to? All right...

...that Roto-Wipe looks like it would be a pain in the ass.

--Patrick

But it's 2700 gentle RPMs.

 

[DarkAudit]

Rated for @Zero Esc's pleasure...

 

[Hailey Knight]

Rated for @Zero Esc's pleasure...

They are getting weirdly specific with these warnings.

 

[GasBandit]

 

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"pumpkin spice"

 

[strawman]

One of these things is not like the others.

 

[blotsfan]

Yeah, I don't often see people commenting "Shutterstock."

 

[GasBandit]

This is so stupid, but it made me laugh till I cried. At work.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Celt Z]

This is so stupid, but it made me laugh till I cried. At work.

I'm still concerned with the OP's statement that we all have 2 buttholes. Did...did I miss something in biology? Are all the people I have seen naked mutants with only one? This is almost as confusing as the time 2 male friends insisted women pee out of their vagina.

 

[GasBandit]

I'm still concerned with the OP's statement that we all have 2 buttholes. Did...did I miss something in biology? Are all the people I have seen naked mutants with only one? This is almost as confusing as the time 2 male friends insisted women pee out of their vagina.

I'm convinced the truth is Anus Georg, of the 7 billion buttholes. I think I saw him in my Darkest Dungeon playthrough.

 

[strawman]

I'm still concerned with the OP's statement that we all have 2 buttholes. Did...did I miss something in biology? Are all the people I have seen naked mutants with only one? This is almost as confusing as the time 2 male friends insisted women pee out of their vagina.

I'm pretty sure this alludes to the idea that your digestive tract has two openings, and for some humans one emits unmitigated horror, while the other excretes feces.

 

[PatrThom]

I bet they’re the type to leave it up until February, too.

—Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

I'm still concerned with the OP's statement that we all have 2 buttholes. Did...did I miss something in biology? Are all the people I have seen naked mutants with only one? This is almost as confusing as the time 2 male friends insisted women pee out of their vagina.

One butthole for the person, and one for the water buffalo that everyone has.

 

[strawman]

I took my buffalo to the store.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

What did you expect? They keep it right next to the BONE WITH.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Captured this from Amazon:

It's from the Bernadero Scoliosi collection, I suppose.

EDIT: For @blotsfan - click here

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

There has to be some impressive way to combine #35 and #36.

--Patrick

 

[Gared]

The person in #11 should be shot. Not fatally, but preferably somewhere extremely painful.

 

[Dave]

Captured this from Amazon:

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It's from the Bernadero Scoliosi collection, I suppose.

EDIT: For @blotsfan - click here

--Patrick

I want to know what kind of fashion luggage wears.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

I want to know what kind of fashion luggage wears.

Louis Vuitton?

 

[GasBandit]

Why didn't I know this existed BEFORE I started dieting >_<

[DOUBLEPOST=1513723960,1513723852][/DOUBLEPOST]Anyway, here's some last minute gift ideas.

 

[PatrThom]

Graphic designer pranks. So creative!

—Patrick