One of the pairs of tweezers were found once I bought replacements.
Sneaky!
Sneaky!
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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So you've heard that my boss is basically an empty suit. He's never here and hasn't given any real direction as to what I'm supposed to be doing. And now upper management has noticed and moved him to an office right next to the big bosses so that they can keep an eye on him and make sure he comes in. The problem is that they moved me with him so I get to share an office with him and it's going to be hell.
But at least I still have a job.
But at least I still have a job.
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Different anonymous person. But I can't use my name on this one just in case. But I'm the guy who's not that fucking old.
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Different different anonymous person here. If you can claim to not be that old I can claim to not have that many kids.
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At least I can see who wrote that. You have to guess.
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Different different different anonymous person here. I...don't actually have a forum in joke about me I can use to hint at my identity. 
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Well, i'm the same anonymous person, so there...
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER THREAD!
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You're not my dad! You can't tell me what to do!
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I AM SPARTACUS ANONYMOUS SPARTNONYMOUS!
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Search forums for keepmysecret if you want to kick it up a notch.
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Get well soon Elvis!
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and, Fuck Cancer.
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and, Fuck Cancer.
Julie posted a video of a mother rabbit and her bunnies to Facebook and oh wow, so many clever people going "haha when do we eat." Like, disregarding it being assy, you'd think the second person who was about to do it would go "well, I don't want to look like an unoriginal asshole."
People suck.
So you do want to go to Camelot...
I can supply the coconuts!
Will they be delivered by swallows?
Could, but we don't have African or European swallows. How about a nice parrot?
I read this too fast the first time around and I thought you meant you couldn't hit the butterflies with your arrows. I was thinking, "Damn, this tournament is hardcore."I'm at an outdoor archery tournament and I can't sink the butterflies, I'm also not sure if they are caused by the actual tournament or the social situation.
I will say one thing about outdoor archery tournaments, I have MyFitnessPal synced with my Fitbit so that I can easily keep track of how much to eat during the day (I tend to snack when I'm bored, and/or not eat enough when I'm actively trying to lose weight, so it helps) and I earned something like 1900 extra calories today, and my base allowed calories is normally around 1400, so I don't even know how to eat 3300 calories in a day without it being crap. Though I did allow myself a venti iced white mocha just to keep myself awake on my drive home. (I still have 400 calories allowed, but I feel like it's not going to happen)
(I still have 400 calories allowed, but I feel like it's not going to happen)Is it a Norwegian Blue, pining for the fjords?