Funny (political, religious) pictures

Dave

Dave

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I'm putting this here not because it's political or religious, but because it's so fucking savage I can't put it in the regular funny pictures thread.

 
Dave

Dave

Staff member
Dave said:
I'm putting this here not because it's political or religious, but because it's so fucking savage I can't put it in the regular funny pictures thread.

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@Li3n - Demi Lovato was hospitalized this last week from a heroin overdose. She's going to be fine.
 
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@Li3n

GasBandit said:
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So everyone that would have failed fails?

And how does #3 work exactly? Do the "unsmart" pupils not get grades?

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And it's "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs", so not everyone would get the same marks... you'd give each students the grades they need to get their GDP GPA up to snuff.

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Also, that's kind of how i passed some of my classes in high school, by sharing our answers during tests... hell, the stupidest people in the school actually got pretty high marks for their Baccalaureate because they got lucky with the answers we didn't know and just marked at random...
 
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blotsfan

blotsfan

Curing students of capitalism:

The 5 students with the best grades get an extra 20 percentage points.

Everyone else is deducted percentage 15 points.

Points earned from previous courses carry through.

Points earned by your parents count as well.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

figmentPez said:
Did The Onion just give up and start reporting real news?
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I think they already spoke up about that:
INTERVIEWER: what is the biggest challenge for the Onion in the age of Trump?
COLE BOLTON, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Just keeping up with stuff. There's this thing that people say now without really thinking about it, which is — "Oh, how can the Onion or anyone else do satire when everything Trump does is so absurd that it reads like satire on its own?" — which I don't think is true.
What satire is meant to do is expose absurdity and hypocrisy, intolerance and greed and hate — all of the awful things about the world. Our motto at the Onion is "Tu stultus es," which is Latin for "You are dumb." So, we like to point out stupidity wherever we see it.
We can't use some of the tools. Like, hyperbole is one we can't use with the president, because he speaks in such hyperbolic tones. But there are plenty of other ways to poke at all of these aspects of Trump and the people he surrounds himself with and the things that we consider dumb about them — which could be hypocrisy, intolerance, greed, etc. So the issue is can we keep up with how much there is to make fun of? Which is proving pretty challenging.
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—Patrick
 
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