Funny (political, religious) pictures

[@Li3n]

For everybody's benefit:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabic_numerals

Dammit America.... what do they teach you in school?

 

[PatrThom]

Dammit America.... what do they teach you in school?

Oh, you know...how to respect the flag, how to obey your elders, how to be part of a successful team, how to maximize self-confidence...the usual.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Oh, you know...how to respect the flag, how to obey your elders, how to be part of a successful team, how to maximize self-confidence...the usual.

—Patrick

"They don't teach you how to be your best, they teach you how to take a test." - Mojo Nixon, "Ain't Gonna Wash No Dishes No More"

 

[@Li3n]

 

[figmentPez]

Dammit America.... what do they teach you in school?

How to cram for everything the night before the test, so that you get a passing grade but completely fail to remember any of it long term.

 

[@Li3n]

 

[GasBandit]

You can tell a boomer wrote this joke because they use vague landmarks instead of street names or specifically named landmarks (IE, "Chili's" instead of "the Restaurant").

 

[blotsfan]

You can tell a boomer wrote this joke because they use vague landmarks instead of street names or specifically named landmarks (IE, "Chili's" instead of "the Restaurant").

Also because the guy has a map on paper.

 

[GasBandit]

Ok, I had to look this one up... HAH

 

[@Li3n]

Ok, I had to look this one up... HAH

At least 1054...

 

[@Li3n]

 

[PatrThom]

Descartes is going to be SO upset.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

Descartes is going to be SO upset.

--Patrick

That drunken fart? I never understood why anyone cared about what he thinks.

 

[strawman]

 

[@Li3n]

Is Putin a commie now? I though he was stronk capitalist ally taking care of his people...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[@Li3n]

The research part makes me think it's a troll...

 

[PatrThom]

Yep gonna say troll culture rearing its head again.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

I wouldn't say "troll" as much as intentional joke.

 

[@Li3n]

I wouldn't say "troll" as much as intentional joke.

Sorry, i was using the original definition, when you actually had to be funny to troll someone... i just realised i'm about a few decades off with it...

 

[strawman]

Shoot, that's a three year old troll that's still making the rounds today.

 

[BErt]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[LittleSin]

I wish there was a reaction for 'heart pounding rage'.

 

[@Li3n]

 

[evilmike]

 

[@Li3n]

 

[GasBandit]

@Li3n - Demi Lovato was hospitalized this last week from a heroin overdose. She's going to be fine.

Edit - dammit imgur, you suck again. Click for animation/sound.

 

[Dave]

She's going to be fine from THAT SPECIFIC instance. Future Demi Lovato health updates may not be as kind.

 

[GasBandit]

Honestly though, when you have THAT MUCH stickerage on your car, the content of the stickers is irrelevant, you just max crazy.

 

[Gared]

Honestly though, when you have THAT MUCH stickerage on your car, the content of the stickers is irrelevant, you just max crazy.

Lovin' those USMC Veteran plate holders.

 

[jwhouk]

I smell a photoshop, because I can't make out what's supposed to be "California" in script on that plate.

 

[PatrThom]

I smell a photoshop, because I can't make out what's supposed to be "California" in script on that plate.

Does this help?

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

That's all I can say.

 

[blotsfan]

I'm kinda surprised there isn't a trump-themed vanity plate.