The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Cajungal]

JEEZ. Man. I mean. Jeez.

 

[Dave]

My wife just texted me: "Guess who had a phone message to call officer McNelly at the Cass County sheriff's office?"

 

[jwhouk]

That is all.

 

[Gruebeard]

My wife just texted me: "Guess who had a phone message to call officer McNelly at the Cass County sheriff's office?"

Sweet!

 

[HCGLNS]

Gene Simmons pokemon?

 

[Dei]

Ski season is coming. (At least, in CO)

 

[Hailey Knight]

The mouse got into a trash bag where we'd thrown out a lot of expired medicine. Gnawed tablets scattered all over.

I'm not sure what's going to happen next.

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[Dei]

It's sad that @jwhouk hates snow.

 

[PatrThom]

The mouse got into a trash bag where we'd thrown out a lot of expired medicine. Gnawed tablets scattered all over.

I'm not sure what's going to happen next.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Take me down to Hai-
Ku city where the grass is
green and the dammit

 

[Celt Z]

Hmmm.... can't say I'm diggin' Guns n' Roses new stuff.

 

[Gruebeard]

It's no Chinese Democracy, that's for sure

 

[sixpackshaker]

My wife just texted me: "Guess who had a phone message to call officer McNelly at the Cass County sheriff's office?"

You where this close to seeing a Dothraki wedding.

 

[Squidleybits]

@HCGLNS wtf is a candy fan?

 

[HCGLNS]

Amazon product

 

[Dirona]

No more houseguests!
I survived!
I didn't snap, I wasn't sarcastic, I never told them off, I didn't raise my voice.
I'm very proud of myself for functioning on my last nerve for three weeks and not breaking down.
But oh, am I exhausted.

 

[Yoshimickster]

No more houseguests!
I survived!
I didn't snap, I wasn't sarcastic, I never told them off, I didn't raise my voice.
I'm very proud of myself for functioning on my last nerve for three weeks and not breaking down.
But oh, am I exhausted.

Wild, my record for not getting antsy around house-guests is two days!

 

[Cog]

No more houseguests!
I survived!
I didn't snap, I wasn't sarcastic, I never told them off, I didn't raise my voice.
I'm very proud of myself for functioning on my last nerve for three weeks and not breaking down.
But oh, am I exhausted.

It could be worse.

 

[Sparhawk]

I think my What the Forecast lost its mind...

 

[Celt Z]

Oh wait, it just mixed up your location with Arizona. It should right itself if you restart the phone. Or get an exorcism.

 

[jwhouk]

Nope, that's just the default "Wi-Fi is out, presume user is in Hell" message.

 

[Gruebeard]

Emotional Support Squirrel.

This world is nuts.

 

[Dave]

I am unable to gargle. Every time I try I choke and start coughing.

 

[GasBandit]

I am unable to gargle. Every time I try I choke and start coughing.

Have you tried the old trick of clenching your left thumb inside your left fist as hard as you can?

 

[Dei]

Have you tried the old trick of clenching your left thumb inside your left fist as hard as you can?

I have a horrific gag reflex and none of the supposed "old tricks" have ever worked for me.

 

[Dave]

Have you tried the old trick of clenching your left thumb inside your left fist as hard as you can?

I have. It does not work. I saw someone gargling today (Jack Black in the Hot Ones video) and I thought, "I don't think I've ever told anyone this deep & dark secret of mine."

 

[GasBandit]

Yeah, it doesn't work for everybody, unfortunately. It does work for some people, though. It's how I brush my tongue. It worked for Pauline too but I'm not going into details there.

 

[Dei]

I have to have two dental techs do x-rays for me, even with child size bite wings because I can only resist gagging for a few seconds before I lose it. Basically one puts it in my mouth and the other pushes the button the second the first gets her hand clear. We won't discuss the nightmare that is dental molds.

 

[PatrThom]

As a kid, I would try to see if I could touch my vocal cords with my finger while humming. Furthest I ever got was the epiglottis, because preteen me didn’t realize exactly how far down you have to go before you hit the glottis.

—Patrick

 

[Emrys]

I am unable to gargle. Every time I try I choke and start coughing.

Try blowing harder.

 

[Dei]

When my mom lectures me for swearing in front of my daughter....

Little does she know.

 

[Hailey Knight]

After nine years, six months, two weeks, and six days, it's our final night in this shithole.

Tomorrow is going to be mega stressful, but ends with the first night in our new home.

 

[Sparhawk]

Nope, that's just the default "Wi-Fi is out, presume user is in Hell" message.

I was on cell service at the time, had wifi turned off. Everything else was running fine.

 

[jwhouk]

If the app isn't allowed to access your data plan (cellular on iPhones), it'll register as being off-line, and give you that error.