This is actually my favorite thing to do and my son stole it from me. I name everyone Dude, so every conversations starts "Dude, ...". It's never not funny to me.
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GasBandit
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I always chuckle when I remember the game grumps playthrough of pokemon where they named the protagonist "Fuck! I..." It made every NPC seem startled to see them, then fumble to recover the conversation.
Been hearing about this. The kid was just helping out by “continuing to help shred more of the nearby papers.” My guess is that the kid actually thought shredding stuff was cool, and so looked for more stuff to shred.
Fortunately there exists a bureau of mangled currency to help them out, because that’s what they do.
—Patrick
Fortunately there exists a bureau of mangled currency to help them out, because that’s what they do.
—Patrick
Dr Pepper bought the family season tickets already.
I'm only hoping they didn't knowingly let the child help them shred things. One of my cousins had a kid that lost a couple fingertips that way.
Man, I wish I'd thought of printing fake money, running it through a shredder, then posting a picture on Twitter.
I mean that's about the same effect as putting it in a college fund
If you keep $1000 cash AND a shredder where a 2 year old can get to them, you gonna get what you deserve.
Cajungal
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Man Stanley and Phyllis had some of the best lines.
GasBandit
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Yes, I know. I meant ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ of course. Because twitch.
Geez, it’s like you can’t even tell when I’m doing The Thing anymore.
—Patrick
GasBandit
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I had to google what that was because I'd actually not seen it before. Turns out it's just the same "kekekekekeke" from 20 years ago.
Yup. But it's just the thing a reporter clueless about twitch might call "spamming F."
Maybe it can be a new thing: "Press 'F' to pay respects, or 'ㅋ' to disrespect."
--Patrick
figmentPez
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I miss being able to write in word in inverted colors, black page and white letters, so much easier on the eyes.
Is this the military equivalent of those joke "AIDS research survey" or "Totally not a dildo" fake boxes/envelopes?
--Patrick
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I’ve had a vision of my last words
Lame. I expected two of them to be pure wasabi 
Given that "Ghost Pepper" is the first thing on the "disclaimer", that's what I was expecting.Lame. I expected two of them to be pure wasabi