Wait, is this a cheap and easy way to get me some Doomie minions? 'cause I'm willing to lie a bit for those guys.You always look awesome. You're a very lovely lady and if anyone tells you differently, they shall face my weaselly wrath.
Wait, is this a cheap and easy way to get me some Doomie minions? 'cause I'm willing to lie a bit for those guys.You always look awesome. You're a very lovely lady and if anyone tells you differently, they shall face my weaselly wrath.
Oh sure, but when I offer to show lovely ladies my weasel, suddenly it's assaultYou always look awesome. You're a very lovely lady and if anyone tells you differently, they shall face my weaselly wrath.
Aggravated assault.Oh sure, but when I offer to show lovely ladies my weasel, suddenly it's assault
Thank you! I will for sure!That's an awesome tattoo! Definitely post pictures once it's coloured.
It does look very Truman Show, doesn't it?that deer-in-headlights cum Herman-Cain-smile face.
Why do you always look like you just got caught with your dick in a turnip?
Like Mama always said, if you get caught with your dick in a turnip...DON'T YOU DARE BLINK.Why do you always look like you just got caught with your dick in a turnip?
Don't kink shame me.Why do you always look like you just got caught with your dick in a turnip?
Are you auditioning for the next Captain America? Because you're looking great
Not Cap. Thor, remember?Are you auditioning for the next Captain America? Because you're looking great
Definitely don't have abs. I still have a gut. Must be how the shirt fits and looks or something.Dude, WTF was that guy who fat shamed you on about? You look fit as hell. I swear I can see abs through your t-shirt.
Holy crap dude, you look great! I don't follow your Insta so I hadn't seen any recent pictures of you, the change is impressive!
Looking AWESOME, my man!
Actually, don’t fuck that other guy. He clearly does not deserve you.fuck that other guy. He's clearly an imbicile.
This..Actually, don’t fuck that other guy. He clearly does not deserve you.
—Patrick
This needs one of those Brazzers or Pornhub watermarks shooped in.
We literally have a thread about shaming Tindr!Halforums - where we put Tindr to shame!