Nintendo Switch Thread

PatrThom · Mar 2, 2019

Dei said:

Aaaand it’s gone.
EDIT: wait no just says unavailable, but then the quoted version actually works? Ok whatever.

—Patrick

filmfanatic · Mar 2, 2019

It looks like a few Gen 8 Pokemon have leaked.

GasBandit · Mar 4, 2019

Everybody's on board with the scottish pokemon trainer concept.

GasBandit · Mar 5, 2019

And more. She's blowing up like Bowsette.

Spoilered for length

OH LOOK A NHS JOKE

Bonus Goblin Slayer Reference:

And now, with sound and motion!

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Ok apparently you can't spoiler an imgur embed I guess, so here's that one

"And now, with sound and motion!"

Celt Z · Mar 5, 2019

The bagpipes... :rofl:

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I wasn't really all that interested in the game until the memes started. Now I want it so badly.

On the other hand, I know there's no way Nintendo is going to allow it to be as amazing as the memes, so there's going to be disappointment.

GasBandit · Mar 5, 2019

Celt Z said:
I wasn't really all that interested in the game until the memes started. Now I want it so badly.

Much like Bowsette/Peachette for New SMB U

Celt Z said:
On the other hand, I know there's no way Nintendo is going to allow it to be as amazing as the memes, so there's going to be disappointment.

Much like Bowsette/Peachette for New SMB U

GasBandit · Mar 6, 2019

Origin:

Dei · Mar 6, 2019

Squidleybits · Mar 7, 2019

I had a 40+ chain of Kangaskhan for shiny hunting and my son dropped his laptop on me for me to buy something and one ran so I lost my chain

GasBandit · Mar 7, 2019

Squidleybits said:
I had a 40+ chain of Kangaskhan for shiny hunting and my son dropped his laptop on me for me to buy something and one ran so I lost my chain

I am guessing thing was not bought, then.

GasBandit · Mar 14, 2019

And now with sound

General Specific · Mar 14, 2019

Dei said:

I've always wondered what a bird's asshole looks like up close (lower left)

PatrThom · Mar 14, 2019

General Specific said:
I've always wondered what a bird's asshole looks like up close (lower left)

Cloacavision!
That sounds like the name of an unpopular gaming console.

—Patrick

General Specific · Mar 15, 2019

PatrThom said:
Cloacavision!
That sounds like the name of an unpopular gaming console.

—Patrick

These controllers are awkward and unresponsive.

chris · Mar 20, 2019

And the Nindies starts off with the a huge announcement. Holy Shit.

chris · Mar 20, 2019

#figmentPez
A Microsoft exclusive will come to the Switch.

figmentPez · Mar 20, 2019

chris said:
#figmentPez
A Microsoft exclusive will come to the Switch.

What Microsoft exclusive? Why are you being so cryptic?

chris · Mar 20, 2019

figmentPez said:
What Microsoft exclusive? Why are you being so cryptic?

I'm a dick. Also I forgot to include the spoiler.

It's Cuphead

Dei · Mar 20, 2019

There's going to be a Zelda game in the style of Crypt of the Necrodancer. I find this amazing.

chris · Mar 20, 2019

Dei said:
There's going to be a Zelda game in the style of Crypt of the Necrodancer. I find this amazing.

I know, right?

A Crypt of the Necrodancer crossover with Legend of Zelda? That's awesome on multiple levels.

chris · Mar 20, 2019

Let's not forget the Blaster Master Zero sequel

Dei · Mar 20, 2019

Dei said:
There's going to be a Zelda game in the style of Crypt of the Necrodancer. I find this amazing.

chris · Mar 22, 2019

looks interesting. But not enough that I will buy any of the Labo stuff. But for kids it will be probably a great timewaster

Dei · Apr 16, 2019

Tomorrow!

filmfanatic · Apr 17, 2019

Dei said:
Tomorrow!

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Dei · Apr 17, 2019

Dei · Apr 17, 2019

Welp, everyone trying to download the Smash update at once has crashed the servers for the last few hours, so it's meme time.

Hailey Knight · Apr 18, 2019

Dei said:
Welp, everyone trying to download the Smash update at once has crashed the servers for the last few hours, so it's meme time.

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I've stopped trying to get things from Nintendo day-of. It happened so often with the 3DS and it's not going to change.

HCGLNS · Apr 18, 2019

Poland "Fuck you China, your lands are mine!"
England "Fuck you China, your wonders are mine!"

Me "Give your balls a tug Poland, ya tit fucker! I fucked you so hard in the last war you started you surrendered cities just to gain peace."

Me "Fuck you England, my armada of battleships just came so hard in your caravels, they landed back in Plymouth after 1 turn."

GasBandit · Apr 18, 2019

HCGLNS said:
Poland "Fuck you China, your lands are mine!"
England "Fuck you China, your wonders are mine!"

Me "Give your balls a tug Poland, ya tit fucker! I fucked you so hard in the last war you started you surrendered cities just to gain peace."

Me "Fuck you England, my armada of battleships just came so hard in your caravels, they landed back in Plymouth after 1 turn."

China is truly the Shoresy of the world.

HCGLNS · Apr 21, 2019

WTF Greece you warmongering piece of shit, why do you so many vacationers?

HCGLNS · May 2, 2019

Lol Germany wants 2400 gold for peace. Dude you wasted 6 units to kill a catapult.

Celt Z · May 2, 2019

I just saw @HCGLNS last two posts and forgot this wasn't the Politics thread.