...aaaand it's a Wisconsin plate to boot.
Harry Potter took place in the 90s though. Adam Driver wasn't a thing yet. Wait... (checks IMDB)...There should’ve been at least one completely believable one in there. “Ginny Weasley secretly has the hots for Adam Driver” or some such.
Nice touch with the upshot profile pic, though I wonder about this world where everybody (even the police!) can apparently afford an iPhone XS Max.
—Patrick
You'd rank her above George Lucas?You know, JK Rowling is the best case for the "Death of the Author".
If there's one more fucking tweet about wizards shitting on the floor or secret love affairs, yes.You'd rank her above George Lucas?
Yeah, but she hasn't gone back and rewritten the novels yet, with the edited versions being the only ones available for sale.If there's one more fucking tweet about wizards shitting on the floor or secret love affairs, yes.
True. But the key word is "yet"Yeah, but she hasn't gone back and rewritten the novels yet, with the edited versions being the only ones available for sale.
Well, that ruins my Hermione crush
I feel like all wizards are probably anti-vax because it's a muggle invention.Well, that ruins my Hermione crush
Rings true.I feel like wizards would go, "We have spells for that. What's with the needle?"
That first one just makes me respect Dumbledore even more. There's a man not afraid to do what must be done.
He’s not afraid to get his hands dirty.That first one just makes me respect Dumbledore even more. There's a man not afraid to do what must be done.
I was fairly certain it was gonna be Johnny Depp and Amanda Heard.
Isn't that what the Trelawney one is for?There should’ve been at least one completely believable one in there.
No, her voice always sounds like that.Isn't that what the Trelawney one is for?
That's her secret, she's always auto-erotic asphyxiating...No, her voice always sounds like that.
—Patrick