The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[drawn_inward]

Now need a picture of a tall, fat man trying to get the last sock out of a front load dryer.

Go on...

 

[sixpackshaker]

Go on...

it is just my pain in life...

 

[Tinwhistler]

Now need a picture of a tall, fat man trying to get the last sock out of a front load dryer.

This is the best I can do

 

[DarkAudit]

Got a call from the DC area. They left a voicemail... in Chinese.

 

[Dave]

Got a call from the DC area. They left a voicemail... in Chinese.

I got the same thing last week. I giggled a little and deleted it.

 

[DarkAudit]

I got the same thing last week. I giggled a little and deleted it.

If I knew how to pull it off my phone, I'd send it to @bhamv3 for translation.

(But it's already gone.)

 

[drawn_inward]

it is just my pain in life...

Not intending on making fun of you directly. Hope you didnt take offense. I was just trying to get a laugh.

I too am a tall, heavy dude and I also have trouble with the lower cabinets and under sinks.

 

[Gruebeard]

I thought me being ecuadorian was the one thing interesting about me.

Hardly!

Gaby's pictures are charming.

 

[Dave]

https://people.com/travel/arranmore-tiny-island-ireland-looking-for-more-residents/

I have filled out an application. Doubt it will happen, but the wife and I are serious about doing it if we can.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I posted about that on facebook. Would love to do it, but I have some debt relief to accomplish before I can even think about it.

 

[HCGLNS]

Do the mashed potatah, do the alligatah.

 

[DarkAudit]

Do the mashed potatah, do the alligatah.

What about the boogaloo?

 

[Dave]

There's a guy at my work who is getting set to retire. He's a Big Deal™ around here so it's going to be quite the shift. My boss and I are essentially taking over for him when he leaves. He's had a lot of health problems lately and is on some good shit pain medication.

He just came in to our office and asked, "You know Wade over in Military Services? What's his first name?"

Uh....Wade?

"Okay, thanks!"

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[HCGLNS]

We have two identical items at the shop, one of their identification numbers ends in 419, the other in 420. I always choose 420 and giggle.

 

[Cog]

Today is Vero's birthday and I couldn't make anything special for her this year. The least I could do is going to Carl's Jr to buy her some chilli cheese fries.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Today is Vero's birthday and I couldn't make anything special for her this year. The least I could do is going to Carl's Jr to buy her some chilli cheese fries.

I'm sure spending time with her daddy is the best gift she could ask for.

 

[Dei]

I'm sure spending time with her daddy is the best gift she could ask for.

I think you're using the wrong use of the word daddy.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I think you're using the wrong use of the word daddy.

She's like what, nine? The other kind of daddy won't be around for awhile.

 

[Cheesy1]

She's like what, nine? The other kind of daddy won't be around for awhile.

(Pssst)

Spoiler

Vero is his WIFE . . .

 

[Ravenpoe]

(Pssst)

Spoiler

Vero is his WIFE . . .[/spolier]

Ohh, that's right!

Well then my statement still holds, just swap daddy with Papi

 

[jwhouk]

Nice save. :lol:

 

[Cog]

She calls her dad papi. I wouldn't touch her again

 

[HCGLNS]

3.14159265358979993846264338327950288419716939937510
58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128
48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091
45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436
78925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094
33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548
07446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912
98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798
60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132
00056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872
14684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235
42019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960
51870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859
50244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881
71010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303
59825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778
18577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989

 

[Ravenpoe]

She calls her dad papi. I wouldn't touch her again

So you're saying she'd be single then?

 

[Celt Z]

3.14159265358979993846264338327950288419716939937510
58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128
48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091
45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436
78925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094
33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548
07446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912
98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798
60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132
00056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872
14684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235
42019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960
51870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859
50244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881
71010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303
59825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778
18577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989

Mmmm, pie....

 

[jwhouk]

You're about three months and about five days late on that pi, @HCGLNS.

 

[HCGLNS]

You fools! I tricked you all! That's not pi! Muhuhahahahaha!

 

[MindDetective]

 

[Dave]

I need to win the lottery fast.

David Gilmour of Pink Floyd is selling his guitars on auction for charity.

 

[blotsfan]

I need to win the lottery fast.

David Gilmour of Pink Floyd is selling his guitars on auction for charity.

Is it the real David Gilmour?

 

[Dave]

Yes.

Fucker.

 

[HCGLNS]

Crap. I left an unopened chocolate cake in the freezer.

 

[evilmike]

You fools! I tricked you all! That's not pi! Muhuhahahahaha!

I had wondered why things went wrong around the 15th digit.

 

[PatrThom]

3.14159265358979993846264338327950288419716939937510
58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128
48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091
45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436
78925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094
33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548
07446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912
98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798
60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132
00056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872
14684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235
42019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960
51870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859
50244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881
71010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303
59825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778
18577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989

You fools! I tricked you all! That's not pi! Muhuhahahahaha!

you didn’t actually trick me since you diverged at the first double 9.
...I only know it out to twenty places, though. I’m not THAT much of a geek. Twenty places is sufficient precision for anything I’m gonna need it for.

—Patrick