Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

Hooray for new math! Noo-hoo-hoo math! It won't do you a bit of good to review math! It's so simple, so very simple, that only a child can do it!

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

Wow, I didn't know McDonald's used to serve their apple pies in actual pie tins!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dave]

Jesus gets a reach around.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/19/internet-wants-know-mary-holding-nsfw-stained-glass-window-11179763/

Spoiler: Unintentionally NSFW

 

[PatrThom]

The Divine Prominence.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

1. Jesus is packing.
2. Thanks, dad!
3. Holy shit isn't that supposed to be his mom holding him? Ew!

 

[Terrik]

I mean, considering his other leg has the same exact shading, "the collective internet" doesn't set a high bar for confusion. But this IS the funny pictures thread, so...

 

[Celt Z]

With both shadows, it looks like Jesus is wearing chaps.

 

[Dave]

Assless chaps?

 

[Celt Z]

Don't chaps have to be assless in order to be chaps?

 

[Dave]

I don't know. I'm not a chaps kind of chap. Which really chaps me.

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[figmentPez]

Don't chaps have to be assless in order to be chaps?

I think the term is kinda like naan bread, chai tea, haricot beans, etc. Technically the term is redundant, but when you say "assless chaps" it generally specifies chaps as fetishwear, rather than a practical application.

 

[mikerc]

Not to fat-shame you Pikachu, but if you're looking to lose weight maybe...stop eating people?

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Celt Z]

Not to fat-shame you Pikachu, but if you're looking to lose weight maybe...stop eating people?

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It's Pokemon trying to get some of that sweet Aliens money. I don't know what I want to see more: Ripley the Pokemon Trainer or the most adorable xenomorph ever.

 

[PatrThom]

Hee heee the little cut-up cubes of Energon on Ravage's plate.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

Well how else are they going to stay attached?

 

[blotsfan]

It's a feature, not a bug.

 

[Celt Z]

Oh sure, creatures whose m.o. are to lure sailors to their deaths, but the nipple clamps are shocking?

 

[Bubble181]

Oh sure, creatures whose m.o. are to lure sailors to their deaths, but the nipple clamps are shocking?

We'd prefer to be the ones sucking on those fish nipples instead, really.

 

[Celt Z]

We'd prefer to be the ones sucking on those fish nipples instead, really.

"Take a number, buster!"

 

[figmentPez]

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[GasBandit]