Secret Santa 2019 - now with more DoomWeasels!

[Dave]

At this point, I still have not received anything, so I figured I should check in.

I'd like to apologize for this. I'm your not-so-secret Santa. I ordered your item on December 17 and it was SUPPOSED to be there before Christmas. The Amazon account we use is under my wife's name so any emails go to her. She obviously didn't tell me if she received anything because when I look at orders I now see this:



I am SO SORRY. I was waiting to see when you opened it but never checked the tracking. I just assumed it was already there.

 

[evilmike]

You know what this means @Dave

Spoiler: The Scampering

 

[Dave]

Send them scampering fucks to coeasy because this one ain't on me, man.

 

[Emrys]

You know what this means @Dave

Spoiler: The Scampering

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You are so correct.

 

[Emrys]

Send them scampering fucks to coeasy because this one ain't on me, man.

How about I just put you in the corner instead?

 

[Dave]

Wouldn't Gas get jealous?

 

[Emrys]

Wouldn't Gas get jealous?

I'm not joining you in the corner. That's @Bubble181's position.

 

[Bubble181]

I'm not joining you in the corner. That's @Bubble181's position.

Hey, when you've been in the corner as long as I have, you're not picky anymore. Even flappy hooties will do.

 

[Dave]

Spoiler

 

[PatrThom]

Spoiler

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You know, if this were animated, well...

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

@Dave the reason it took so long is that it was shipped from Singapore.

 

[Dave]

@Dave the reason it took so long is that it was shipped from Singapore.

Yeah but they gave one date and then changed it. And I looked through my wife's emails so either they didn't send an email or she deleted it. But I doubt she deleted it. She doesn't delete anything.

 

[Dave]

So does this mean you got it?

 

[Dei]

So does this mean you got it?

Yes, and then my daughter stole it.