Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Celt Z]

Companies don't advertise they're looking for new employees?

Not ominously. Usually.

 

[PatrThom]

The KFC near me's sign currently reads, and I quote:

NOW HIRING
PLEASE APPLY

...like they're begging you to fill out an application.

--Patrick

 

[BErt]

 

[PatrThom]

"I left you enough for you and your wound-up butthole."
Kid's got a future ahead of her. A future made of sass.

--Patrick

 

[BErt]

 

[BErt]

@jwhouk he took “anything frozen” to be literal

 

[BErt]

 

[Dave]

He (or she) travels through time & space molesting children.

 

[PatrThom]

TARDIS shows up, but instead of the whooshing sound, it's tinkly music box music. The TARDIS is painted white, and instead of "Free Telephone" the sign reads "Free Candy."

--Patrick

 

[BErt]

 

[MindDetective]

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Yoink!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[DarkAudit]

SOUND.

 

[PatrThom]

You know, I never considered this angle.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

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Read this to my wife. Her response: "I would so pay for that. 'Just keep it healthy!'"

--Patrick

 

[Sparhawk]

A corollary to this would be being able to swap into somebody else and just eat whatever you wanted without consequences.

 

[GasBandit]

These last 3 posts are basically the plot of an episode of Red Dwarf.

 

[PatrThom]

Or I suppose you could go on a murder spree.




--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[BErt]

 

[DarkAudit]

Seena Clahs is comin' dahntahn.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[DarkAudit]

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You'll be even more sorry if you don't divulge the location.

 

[Tinwhistler]

My wife bought acrylic paint pens and blank decorations for the tree. I don't think she's going to appreciate my effort when she gets off work and sees it.

(Anyone who's played Jackbox with me knows I'm no artist. Don't judge. lol)

 

[PatrThom]

We appreciate it.

EDIT: I just want to mention that a quick search turned up hundreds of "2020 dumpster fire ornament" on etsy and elsewhere. Some of them even light up and flicker convincingly.

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

My wife bought acrylic paint pens and blank decorations for the tree. I don't think she's going to appreciate my effort when she gets off work and sees it.

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(Anyone who's played Jackbox with me knows I'm no artist. Don't judge. lol)

I'm amazed it's not a penis tbh.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I'm amazed it's not a penis tbh.

I was sober when i made it

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[PatrThom]

...On second thought, don't wait!

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

The guy talking to the officer in the last frame is the guy in the middle of the first two.
We don't know what happened to the other two people.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[Gryfter]

Palm tress are not Christmas trees, reasons below.