I'm way too big of a fan for a straight guy
and since I sort of forgot there's actually other Europeans here who might care I didn't check. Sorry.
While I did give full paragraph commentaries on everything both half finals and finals I won't bother Yo translate them all
Ukraine: they won because of the war. The ridiculously excessive public vote made that quite obvious. Luckily it's not a terrible song, I liked the way they combined traditional with modern,nice beat, nice solo bits. Didn't like the rap but at least it was competent.
Switzerland: first time I heard it I was also quite Meh, but I've really grown to love this song, and it was probably my number one.
Sweden: I really really liked the version on Spotify, but the live version disappointed me twice (half finals and finals).
UK: not my favorite, but it performed well and I can understand why. Good voice, reasonable song, weak act.
Australia: I actually liked this, but for some reason I tend to really like the Australian entries. I dunno. I agreed with the judges' score, disagreed with the public scoring (jury put them fourth or fifth or something, public gave them fuck all)
Germany: okay, so this was never going to win, but man, you guys really got trashed way out of proportion. There were worse songs here, your didn't deserve to finish last and definitely not with such a score.
Portugal: again, I really liked the version on Spotify, but live... Eh. The balance was off, the act was crap, and her articulation was so bad if I didn't know the lyrics before I don't think I'd have known it was English.