In less than two hours it starts again. 25 performers have qualified for the final and will be performing live from Turin Italy. I don't know who exactly is going to compete but personally I think the show gets better when you don't know what to expect and enjoy the show with lots of alcohol.
[Music] Eurovision 2022
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So here are the first songs.
Czech Republic A good start. Electro house song with a nice refrain.
Romania For some reason a spanish inspired song perfect for the spanish vacation spots. And the two male dancers wear less than the two female dancers.
Portugal A really nice song.
Finland The Rasmus. That's all
Switzerland Meh
France That song reminds me of the Witcher 3 soundtrack.
Norway And we reached the comedy bull shit song. Sounds suspiciously like "What does the fox say"
Armenia Another nice song. I really like it.
Czech Republic A good start. Electro house song with a nice refrain.
Romania For some reason a spanish inspired song perfect for the spanish vacation spots. And the two male dancers wear less than the two female dancers.
Portugal A really nice song.
Finland The Rasmus. That's all
Switzerland Meh
France That song reminds me of the Witcher 3 soundtrack.
Norway And we reached the comedy bull shit song. Sounds suspiciously like "What does the fox say"
Armenia Another nice song. I really like it.
I liked it too. But it is the comedy song. Nothing wrong with that.
I'm way too big of a fan for a straight guy 
and since I sort of forgot there's actually other Europeans here who might care I didn't check. Sorry.
While I did give full paragraph commentaries on everything both half finals and finals I won't bother Yo translate them all
Ukraine: they won because of the war. The ridiculously excessive public vote made that quite obvious. Luckily it's not a terrible song, I liked the way they combined traditional with modern,nice beat, nice solo bits. Didn't like the rap but at least it was competent.
Switzerland: first time I heard it I was also quite Meh, but I've really grown to love this song, and it was probably my number one.
Sweden: I really really liked the version on Spotify, but the live version disappointed me twice (half finals and finals).
UK: not my favorite, but it performed well and I can understand why. Good voice, reasonable song, weak act.
Australia: I actually liked this, but for some reason I tend to really like the Australian entries. I dunno. I agreed with the judges' score, disagreed with the public scoring (jury put them fourth or fifth or something, public gave them fuck all)
Germany: okay, so this was never going to win, but man, you guys really got trashed way out of proportion. There were worse songs here, your didn't deserve to finish last and definitely not with such a score.
Portugal: again, I really liked the version on Spotify, but live... Eh. The balance was off, the act was crap, and her articulation was so bad if I didn't know the lyrics before I don't think I'd have known it was English.
and since I sort of forgot there's actually other Europeans here who might care I didn't check. Sorry.While I did give full paragraph commentaries on everything both half finals and finals I won't bother Yo translate them all
Ukraine: they won because of the war. The ridiculously excessive public vote made that quite obvious. Luckily it's not a terrible song, I liked the way they combined traditional with modern,nice beat, nice solo bits. Didn't like the rap but at least it was competent.
Switzerland: first time I heard it I was also quite Meh, but I've really grown to love this song, and it was probably my number one.
Sweden: I really really liked the version on Spotify, but the live version disappointed me twice (half finals and finals).
UK: not my favorite, but it performed well and I can understand why. Good voice, reasonable song, weak act.
Australia: I actually liked this, but for some reason I tend to really like the Australian entries. I dunno. I agreed with the judges' score, disagreed with the public scoring (jury put them fourth or fifth or something, public gave them fuck all)
Germany: okay, so this was never going to win, but man, you guys really got trashed way out of proportion. There were worse songs here, your didn't deserve to finish last and definitely not with such a score.
Portugal: again, I really liked the version on Spotify, but live... Eh. The balance was off, the act was crap, and her articulation was so bad if I didn't know the lyrics before I don't think I'd have known it was English.
Your stuff is better worded than mine and has better opinions tooI'm way too big of a fan for a straight guy
While I did give full paragraph commentaries on everything both half finals and finals I won't bother Yo translate them all
Ukraine: they won because of the war. The ridiculously excessive public vote made that quite obvious. Luckily it's not a terrible song, I liked the way they combined traditional with modern,nice beat, nice solo bits. Didn't like the rap but at least it was competent.
Switzerland: first time I heard it I was also quite Meh, but I've really grown to love this song, and it was probably my number one.
Sweden: I really really liked the version on Spotify, but the live version disappointed me twice (half finals and finals).
UK: not my favorite, but it performed well and I can understand why. Good voice, reasonable song, weak act.
Australia: I actually liked this, but for some reason I tend to really like the Australian entries. I dunno. I agreed with the judges' score, disagreed with the public scoring (jury put them fourth or fifth or something, public gave them fuck all)
Germany: okay, so this was never going to win, but man, you guys really got trashed way out of proportion. There were worse songs here, your didn't deserve to finish last and definitely not with such a score.
Portugal: again, I really liked the version on Spotify, but live... Eh. The balance was off, the act was crap, and her articulation was so bad if I didn't know the lyrics before I don't think I'd have known it was English.