[Movies] MCU: Phase 5 - To Kang or Not to Kang

[Celt Z]

Wait a minute... how come we get 1 brand of Wanda, but 2 brands of Pietro???

 

[Bubble181]

Wait a minute... how come we get 1 brand of Wanda, but 2 brands of Pietro???

"genetics"
Or, "infinity! There's a gazillion out there for every type!"

 

[evilmike]

Wait a minute... how come we get 1 brand of Wanda, but 2 brands of Pietro???

I'd blame Bryan Singer.

 

[AshburnerX]

 

[bhamv3]

Looks fun. I like how they captured the contrast between Walters and Banner. Where Banner generally sees the Hulk as an undesirable side of him (Professor Hulk in Endgame notwithstanding), Walters tends to embrace her hulky side.

 

[Tress]

The writing in the trailer was laaaaaaammmme.

I hope it plays better on the actual show.

 

[Celt Z]

Yay, Orphan Hulk!

 

[Dave]

The CGI is fucking awful. Her face doesn't even reach the uncanny valley. It's that bad.

 

[PatrThom]

I can see this appealing to a certain demographic, yes.

--Patrick

 

[Shawn]

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I can see this appealing to a certain demographic, yes.

--Patrick

I for one am well prepared to die by snu snu.

 

[PatrThom]

I did NOT expect that pic to get as many reactions as it did. Wow.

--Patrick

 

[evilmike]

I did NOT expect that pic to get as many reactions as it did. Wow.

--Patrick

Is this your first time on the internet?

 

[PatrThom]

Is this your first time on the internet?

Considering I pretty much haven't left it since I first hopped on decades ago, technically...yes?

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I did NOT expect that pic to get as many reactions as it did. Wow.

--Patrick

DEATH BY SNU-SNU!

 

[Bubble181]

In other news which...I guess is technically MCU related, Zara Phythian was convicted for sexual abuse of a minor.
She was best known for her role in Dr Strange.

If the name doesn't instantly ring any bells, it may be because she played the "Brunette Zealot" which, well, maybe wasn't a major part. It's her biggest role to date and probably ever, though.

 

[HCGLNS]

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I can see this appealing to a certain demographic, yes.

--Patrick

Didn't that new Disney movie about the house make all kinds of merch for the perfect girl and kids went, fuck that we want strong girl?

 

[PatrThom]

Didn't that new Disney movie about the house make all kinds of merch for the perfect girl and kids went, fuck that we want strong girl?

Yes.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

To be fair, she had the better song.

 

[bhamv3]

To be fair, she had the better song.

I used to think this, but What Else Can I Do has really grown on me, to the point where I prefer it now.

 

[HCGLNS]

What if She-Hulk gets a song!? Then we will get all the human monies!

 

[PatrThom]

What if She-Hulk gets a song!?

--Patrick

 

[evilmike]

 

[bhamv3]

I feel cheated out of Thor's butt.

And there's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

Also apparently Gorr's superpower is to transport you into Sin City.

Overall I like the look of this movie though. Definitely gonna see it.

 

[evilmike]

New poster too

 

[Far]

 

[Bubble181]

I'll definitely see it - either in cinema or Plex - but...Can I just say I really don't like the way Natalie Portman looks on that poster? I mean, I know it's computer generated based on a photo run through some filters and whatever, but her jaw line and mouth look...off. I genuinely hardly recognize her;

 

[Ravenpoe]

I'll definitely see it - either in cinema or Plex - but...Can I just say I really don't like the way Natalie Portman looks on that poster? I mean, I know it's computer generated based on a photo run through some filters and whatever, but her jaw line and mouth look...off. I genuinely hardly recognize her;

I personally think she looks pretty awesome on that poster

 

[ScytheRexx]

"Hey Taika, for the poster how much lens flare you want?"

"Yes"

 

[Sparhawk]

"Hey Taika, for the poster how much lens flare you want?"

"Yes"

J.J. Abrams, that’s not lens flare…

 

[Celt Z]

New poster too

I can't find the *exact* illustration I'm looking for, but the poster is giving me:

vibes, and I am here for it!

 

[PatrThom]

I can't find the *exact* illustration I'm looking for, but the poster is giving me:

vibes, and I am here for it!

Really? The first thing that popped into my head was Heavy Metal.

--Patrick

 

[@Li3n]

Really? The first thing that popped into my head was Heavy Metal.

But isn't that just R-rated She-Ra?

 

[PatrThom]

But isn't that just R-rated She-Ra?

This comment makes me wonder which of the two you haven’t seen.

—Patrick

 

[@Li3n]

I mean, she might as well be shouting "By the honour of Greyskull" here:

(i know, i know, it breaks down fast when considering it's a anthology collection etc, but it was a funny thought)

 

[GasBandit]

I think that's just basically how every movie poster looked in the 80s. Reminds me of countless posters... Beastmaster, Star Wars, Star Trek, Red Sonja, Blade Runner, Masters of the Universe, etc etc etc