Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Sparhawk]

Mild Condemnation Against the Machine?

 

[GasBandit]

Quiet disgust at the machine.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Rage against the machine to get off my lawn.

 

[blotsfan]

 

[GasBandit]

It's the 1950s and things are swell
It's the 1960s and things are groovy
It's the 1970s and things are funky
It's the 1980s and things are rad
It's the 1990s and things are fresh
It's the 2000s hey there's this thing called broadband internet now
It's 2010 and the internet is now just basically 4 sites for most people now
It's 2016 and oh no
It's 2020 and OH NO
IT'S 2022 and OH NO

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

"Nobody wants to work any more."
Looks like nobody wants to hire, either.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

sadly, some developer will lie about it and get the job.
And also sadly, anyone with 10 years experience doesn't deserve the title "junior developer"
I would run from this company with all the speed my legs could give me.

 

[GasBandit]

sadly, some developer will lie about it and get the job.
And also sadly, anyone with 10 years experience doesn't deserve the title "junior developer"
I would run from this company with all the speed my legs could give me.

Of course, it's satire. A Photoshopped version of this job listing. Still, from what I hear, Cybercoders has a bad reputation for jerking applicants around and wasting their time.

 

[PatrThom]

From my spam folder:

Also, 1 food that fights dementia.

--Patrick

 

[mikerc]

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sausage at your side, kid."

 

[ncts_dodge_man]

"May the sausage be with you."

"No, I am your sausage."

 

[PatrThom]

“And I see your sausage is as big as mine!”

…wait.

—Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

"Somebody want to get this walking sausage out of my way?"

 

[Tress]

“I find your lack of sausage disturbing.”

 

[Tinwhistler]

"I love sausage"
"I know"

 

[HCGLNS]

"I don't know, fly sausage."

 

[Celt Z]

"Ben! Why didn't you tell me? You told me that sausage betrayed and murdered my father!"

 

[General Specific]

May the force be sausage you!

You have felt him? Strange sausage I have not!

Luminous beings are we, not sausage crude matter.

Who’s the more foolish: the fool sausage the fool that follows him?

 

[evilmike]

Imperial officer: What’s your name, son?

Han: Han.

Imperial officer: Han what? Who are your people?

Han: I don’t have people. I’m alone.

Imperial officer: Han… Sausage.

 

[PatrThom]

"You look strong enough to pull the sausage off a gundark!"
"That's cuz a droid don't pull people's sausages out of their sockets when they lose."
"Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my sausage is the Force, and a powerful sausage it is."

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

"Don't do it, Anakin! I have the sausage ground!"

 

[PatrThom]

"That's not true...that's impossible!"
"Search your sausage, you know it to be true."

"It is I, C-3PO. You probably didn't recognize me because of the red sausage."

"Mind tricks don't work on me, only sausage."

--Patrick

 

[Far]

"Shut down all the sausage mashers on the detention level!"

 

[PatrThom]

Told my wife about this.
She replies, giggling, "Aren't you a little short to be a sausage?"

--Patrick

 

[Far]

"I am a member of the Imperial Sausage on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan."

 

[Chad Sexington]

Imperial officer: What’s your name, son?

Han: Han.

Imperial officer: Han what? Who are your people?

Han: I don’t have people. I’m alone.

Imperial officer: Han… Sausage.

Thank goodness you solved this, I did wonder they named him Sausage...

 

[bhamv3]

"Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?"

"It seems... in your anger... you killed her."

"I... I couldn't have! She was alive! I felt it!"

...

...

"SSSAAAAAUUUUUSSSSAAAAGGGGEEE!"

 

[Cheesy1]

"Remember, a Jedi can feel the sausage flowing through him."

 

[Dave]

"Remember, A Jedi can feel the sausage flowing through him."

Holy shit I'm a jedi!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Tinwhistler]

“Once you start down the sausage path, forever will it dominate your destiny.” —Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

 

[MindDetective]

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to sausage."

 

[PatrThom]

This brings me so much joy.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]