[Question] Semi-Serious Post about my car

[Dave]

I've had my car now two days shy of a month. I still have the paper floor mats. I've never had custom or even personalized floor mats before. What should I get? Not saying I will do it, but if you link me something I might like I very well might buy it.

Oh, and I also generally don't like bumper stickers, but if you suggest one I like both when I read it and a week later, I will get it and post a picture.

 

[Frank]

I read this entirely wrong at first and thought you were just going to buy a new car.

I've never had custom mats before. Seems luxurious.

 

[Dave]

Neither have I. I thought it would be fun to see what ideas people came up with because I can't think of any.

 

[General Specific]

Come on, you knew it was coming

 

[Dave]

 

[sixpackshaker]

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GOD! I miss old computer desks.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I've had my car now two days shy of a month. I still have the paper floor mats. I've never had custom or even personalized floor mats before. What should I get? Not saying I will do it, but if you link me something I might like I very well might buy it.

Oh, and I also generally don't like bumper stickers, but if you suggest one I like both when I read it and a week later, I will get it and post a picture.

You need to get a ARRRRGH Halforums Emoji made.

ps. I'd buy one too.

 

[PatrThom]

You need to get a ARRRRGH Halforums Emoji made.

He said floor mats, not mud flaps (Though I'm thinking @Officer_Charon might be interested).

Anyway, WeatherTech.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

I would totally put a Durr Emoji on my car.

 

[Officer_Charon]

He said floor mats, not mud flaps (Though I'm thinking @Officer_Charon might be interested).

Anyway, WeatherTech.

--Patrick

I, too, would 100% rock a Durr-moji. Can't put it on my truck, unfortunately - company truck has to adhere to FedEx contractor rules.

But I'd put it on my POV!

 

[Bubble181]

FedEx contractor rules.

Ewww, why would you ever voluntarily work for them?!

 

[drawn_inward]

Did durrmoji magnets ever get made or just mugs? That would look nice on the trunk.

 

[drawn_inward]

Serious answer. If I lived where there was a bunch of snow, I would want those rubberized mats instead of fabric ones. I don't know how much snow NE gets though.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Ewww, why would you ever voluntarily work for them?!

Because they have been paying me VERY well for the last 5 years.

 

[blotsfan]

Anyway, WeatherTech.

--Patrick

Yeah this is the boring answer, but also the correct one.

 

[GasBandit]

I don't know if you have a garage or not, but one of the favorite things I got for my Bolt early last year was a custom-fitted 3d-printed garage door opener remote that slotted into a recess in my center console.

Does your phone support wireless charging? Does your car have a wireless charging pad?

I forget if you have an android or an iphone. I assume it has a bluetooth connection for the infotainment system, but does it have a screen that supports either Android Auto or Carplay? If not, the adapters/screens for that are pretty inexpensive and I don't think I could go back to not having an Android Auto screen.

 

[Bubble181]

Because they have been paying me VERY well for the last 5 years.

You forget who I work for

 

[PatrThom]

Oh, and if you are looking for (non-tribal) decorative accessories, maybe these will inspire?

That last one even has its own subreddit for some reason.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

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This one definitely has strong boomer energy that would make me assume certain things about... Actually no that's perfect for Dave.

 

[drawn_inward]

I don't know what Gatorade should be thicker mean, but my vote is for that one.

I am hoping it's a vote for the absurd and not some creepy shit. BTW I dont want to know.

 

[PatrThom]

BTW I dont want to know.

Oh well then feel free not to click on the link I provided that would take you to the referenced subreddit.

--Patrick

 

[General Specific]

I have had bumper stickers before. Currently, my car has a couple of vinyl decals on the windows. One's the progressive pride flag, the other is the Autobot logo that matches my car. Because I'm a TRANSformer.

If I were to get another it may be something meta like one that just says "Bumper Sticker" or "Fine" right side up and "Shit" upside down

 

[PatrThom]

I have an idea for a bumper sticker, it's just one of Tyreal's lines from D3. And yes, it's from the one about overeating.

--Patrick

 

[evilmike]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

Your wife might not appreciate that.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

I always wanted to start making bumper stickers that said "Hey, my blinker is telling you something" or "My blinker is not asking your permission"

 

[drifter]

Bumper sticker over the exhaust that says "Ceci n'est pas une pipe"

 

[Cheesy1]

This reminds me of one of the very first things I ever made for you guys in the PvP forum days: