Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

GasBandit

Staff member
You do like Nixon. You can't make it illegal to be politically opposed, but you can make the common activities of your opposition illegal (say, cannabis use) and make one of the "minimum sentence" components be disqualification to firearm ownership, which really is already a thing for felons and parolees (like Trump)

So you just make certain kinds of food ingredients or prep styles require a license, and doing so without that license is a felony, then make sure the system is set up so that only the "right" people can get the license. Voila. Carte blanche.
 
let's approve a skin color/DNA test for gun ownership. This isn't infringement because the good guys are doing it.
Why stop there, though? If Immigrants with guns are such a problem, why allow anything as arbitrary as "borders" to limit your scope? I mean, aren't borders the entire reason we have immigrants in the first place? All we need is a leader who possesses the vision and is able to put us onto that path. And once started, we can cruise, aiding the ones we deem most deserving of our attention.

--Patrick
 
I grew up with a shit load of End Times prophesy b.s. There was a new proposed Anti-christ every couple of years. Trump is the closest to matching the description of the Anti-christ that I have seen.

I used to ask my mom how good Christians could fall for the Anti-christ. I guess now I know.
 
I mean, they're all smearing themselves in blood. Trump will just also be smearing himself in blood domestically.

I say this as someone who if I was an American would absolutely fucking vote for Harris. I'm glad I don't have to.
 
I used to ask my mom how good Christians could fall for the Anti-christ. I guess now I know.
The sad thing is, some of them absolutely realize this, but they want the Rapture to happen soon, and that requires the Anti-Christ comes into power, so they are voting for him specifically for that reason. I have seen some of these people talk about this stuff, both in regard to Trump and the situation in Gaza. This is why superstition is fucking stupid.
 
they are voting for him specifically [because they hope it will usher in the End Times]
Like most religious things, if surrendering yourself to the Afterlife is something YOU want to do, then go right ahead and do it, but that doesn't mean you get to force that on the rest of us.

--Patrick
 
If Trump wins can he like wait...I dunno, 6.5 years for the Europa Clipper mission to get underway properly? I'd like to know whether life exists elsewhere in our own solar system before I die.
 
By "raise your hand", do they mean with the fingers together, palm outstretched, with the whole arm in a short of 30-45° angle upwards from your shoulder?
 
Despite all the hate Trump should have had directed him over that opening act’s “floating garbage” joke, it certainly doesn’t help Kamala that Biden did the exact same thing back, but can’t play it off as just a joke.
Not sure who this hurts worse. Or if it even would make a difference at all either way.
 
Despite all the hate Trump should have had directed him over that opening act’s “floating garbage” joke, it certainly doesn’t help Kamala that Biden did the exact same thing back, but can’t play it off as just a joke.
Not sure who this hurts worse. Or if it even would make a difference at all either way.
Yeah. It was almost as if he was worried they didn't have a talking point.
 
Trump driving in a dump truck and dressed as a sanitation worker is a top-notch heel move...if this were pro-wrestling.

As a presidential candidate, it's completely uncalled for and a clear sign of desperation.
 
The McDonald's thing was a dig at Harris??? Like I thought it was a weird thing to look personal like when that one guy washed dishes at a soup kitchen that was closed and also the dishes were already clean so he contaminated them by dumping water on them.

He orchestrated a media event and spent who knows how much to close a MacDonalds for a day just for a fucking troll?
 
When I started a new job and bought my own new hardhat and target vest one of the people on site thought I was a salesman and not an electrician.

It's always awkward when politicians try to be relatable, but somehow the orange one makes it even worse.
 
Nobody? Ok, guess I'm going to have to be the one to say it.
....it's hard to tell where the vest ends and his face begins.

--Patrick
 
I don't know what's worse: his horrible makeup or the group of sycophants in the background dressed exactly like him. Christ, their party has become such an embarrassment.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Why did the orange shitstain simulate performing fellatio on a microphone? The clip I saw didn't have any context, and I really don't want to have to see more.
 
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