Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

Is it wrong to believe that the only up-side to another Trump term is that the Racist Testicle Dipped in Cheeto Dust might die from poor health during it? Yes it would leave JD Vance in charge, who might just carry on with Project 2025 bullshit anyway. But at least our President won't be using magic marker to change weather reports, trying to recommend household cleaning supplies to cure people of medical diagnoses, or being a complete buffoon and bully at international gatherings.
A friend of mine is more optimistic on this and it's uplifting. He thinks the polls are not as close as they seem and that the Democratic vote has always been undercounted for the last few years. I appreciated the reassurance. I've been stressing out about a Trump Presidency for months now. I need to have some faith that shit is going to be fine.
 
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Is it wrong to believe that the only up-side to another Trump term is that the Racist Testicle Dipped in Cheeto Dust might die from poor health during it?
I mean, he could die from poor health during a Harris term, too. And he will probably have made the same impact...except for not having to deal with Vance afterwards.

--Patrick
 
Anyone see the recent video of one of the camera men going scorched earth on Trump at the North Carolina rally?

He was doing his usually lying, talking about how there were no empty seats in the whole place, and the camera man then spends like a minute panning over every empty space. The cherry on top is that you see droves of people heading for the exits too.

The station that was recording it caught on after awhile, cutting off the feed. When it returned the camera man panned over the more filled seating on one side of the venue before once again zooming in on on the empty sections, before getting cut off again and I assume another camera man taking over, as when it comes back it's focused on Trump again.

Good job camera guy. If only more reporters were as brave as you.

If you are the type of person that does not retch hearing him talk, here is the video. Starts at around 59:50.

 
Anyone see the recent video of one of the camera men going scorched earth on Trump at the North Carolina rally?

He was doing his usually lying, talking about how there were no empty seats in the whole place, and the camera man then spends like a minute panning over every empty space. The cherry on top is that you see droves of people heading for the exits too.

The station that was recording it caught on after awhile, cutting off the feed. When it returned the camera man panned over the more filled seating on one side of the venue before once again zooming in on on the empty sections, before getting cut off again and I assume another camera man taking over, as when it comes back it's focused on Trump again.

Good job camera guy. If only more reporters were as brave as you.

If you are the type of person that does not retch hearing him talk, here is the video. Starts at around 59:50.

Might have been fired over that. But guarantee he will find another job soon. Maybe even get some decent offers. In a just world anyway.
 
Anyone see the recent video of one of the camera men going scorched earth on Trump at the North Carolina rally?

He was doing his usually lying, talking about how there were no empty seats in the whole place, and the camera man then spends like a minute panning over every empty space. The cherry on top is that you see droves of people heading for the exits too.

The station that was recording it caught on after awhile, cutting off the feed. When it returned the camera man panned over the more filled seating on one side of the venue before once again zooming in on on the empty sections, before getting cut off again and I assume another camera man taking over, as when it comes back it's focused on Trump again.

Good job camera guy. If only more reporters were as brave as you.

If you are the type of person that does not retch hearing him talk, here is the video. Starts at around 59:50.

Someone needs to take that section and add some sound effects. During the first cut off they need to add some angry whispering. In the second cut off they need sounds of a fight/struggle.
 
You were comparing yourself to the “great Hannibal Lector” you imbecilic fuck!

I hate this man so damn much, I keep forgetting that it’s not him who is the problem. It’s his Yes-Men and his supporters. They know he’s an idiot. They just don’t care.
 
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Oh, they care, all right.
They know that if he wasn't such an idiot, they wouldn't be able to get away with their shenanigans if everyone didn't keep staring at him.

--Patrick
 
Thank you PatrThom! He's fucking Zaphod! I didn't realize that fully until now! I knew there was a reason to tolerate the baffoon, now I understand!
 
The man isn't even orange anymore: he's gone full brownface, but he brags about his beautiful skin?!? My dude, even YOU are embarrassed by the state of your skin!
There was a long twitter thread that posited that he applies more bronzer when he’s more stressed out. In the weeks between the Biden debate and Biden dropping out he was wearing close to none.
 
I just want a doctor to have a conversation with Trump.
“with all that bronzer I’m afraid you’ve given yourself skin cancer. But I’ve got good news. You’re going to die from a cheeseburger induced heart attack long before cancer.”
 
There was a long twitter thread that posited that he applies more bronzer when he’s more stressed out. In the weeks between the Biden debate and Biden dropping out he was wearing close to none.
This checks with everything we know about Trump: his insecurities and him buying into every part of toxic masculinity. His ridiculous comb over because he's embarrassed to be bald, the bronzer to try and look hardy and tanned. He must be shitting himself more than usual because he's gone full Al Jolson at this point.

In all seriousness, I don't understand how he's alive when he clearly takes such horrible care of himself. People who are in better shape, eat healthy, and generally take care of themselves are having strokes or passing away. I don't know what they're pumping into his morbidly obese ass to keep him running, but at almost 80, it shouldn't be still working.
 
Thank you PatrThom! He's fucking Zaphod! I didn't realize that fully until now! I knew there was a reason to tolerate the baffoon, now I understand!
This was very confusing at first glance, because Zaphod is also the name of one of our cats, and I was like, "Of course we tolerate Zaphod. Because even though he's a buffoon, he's such an adorable little buffoon."

--Patrick
 
In all seriousness, I don't understand how he's alive when he clearly takes such horrible care of himself. People who are in better shape, eat healthy, and generally take care of themselves are having strokes or passing away. I don't know what they're pumping into his morbidly obese ass to keep him running, but at almost 80, it shouldn't be still working.
Billionaire.
 
Billionaire.
1) We know he's not a billionaire, although the some of the people propping him up are.
2) When I said I know they're pumping stuff into him- even with all the access to the finest healthcare in the world, eventually years of abuse + aging can't be undone. He can't walk correctly, can't finish a sentence... whatever is keeping him alive is probably doing some damage of it's own. It's like trying to put duct tape over a leaking dam.
 

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Judge rules Musk's million dollar "sweepstakes" can continue because technically it's not a lottery because they admit the winners were not chosen randomly.

 
The worst part of the blowjob speech was he was actively throwing the audio team under the bus because the sound was off. Also, he was bitching that he was too weak to hold a microphone in his hand.
 
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