Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

I received a call from a headhunter, who's recruiting interpreters for a tech company. I took the call because hey, never know when you might need options.

He asked me about my past experience as a professional interpreter. I told him honestly that most of my professional experience is as a translator and translation editor, and that I've only taken a few interpretation cases before, and most of them were quite a few years ago.

He said that, unfortunately, the tech company is looking for interpreters who have at least 6 years of professional experience out in the field, and that unfortunately I would likely not qualify. He thanked me for my time and bid me farewell. The call lasted about 4 minutes in total.

I'm slightly indignant now because... well... I know I'm an awesome interpreter. I've done interpretation cases with some of the top interpreters in Taiwan, and I kept up with them despite being a relative rookie. I was easily the best interpreter in my class both of the times I was at a T&I graduate institute. I've served as a grader for Taiwan's national interpretation exam, and even helped set the exam questions for two years. I even did some interpretation at a United Nations organization, and one of the senior interpreters there complimented my output (the UN's interpreters are generally considered the gold standard worldwide).

The only reason I haven't been taking interpretation cases is because I didn't want the unpredictability of working as a freelancer, I wanted a steady paycheck so I decided to work as a full-time employee instead. So yeah, I don't have the requisite number of years on my resume, but that doesn't mean I can't easily outperform any interpreters they do find.

I'm tempted to submit a job application directly to this company and try to blag my way to an interview or interpretation test, just to show them that I can do it and they're wrong to reject me right off the bat.
 
I've done interpretation cases with some of the top interpreters in Taiwan, and I kept up with them despite being a relative rookie. I was easily the best interpreter in my class both of the times I was at a T&I graduate institute. I've served as a grader for Taiwan's national interpretation exam, and even helped set the exam questions for two years. I even did some interpretation at a United Nations organization, and one of the senior interpreters there complimented my output (the UN's interpreters are generally considered the gold standard worldwide).

For the record, if you're ever interviewing for a position you actually want and they ask you what your experience is as an interpreter, this right here is what you answer, and not what you actually told him.
 
I'm tempted to submit a job application directly to this company and try to blag my way to an interview or interpretation test, just to show them that I can do it and they're wrong to reject me right off the bat.
But what if that's what they want you to do?! :aaah:
 
I'm getting really tired of waking up in the middle of the night. It's become a consistent pattern in the last few weeks.

I can't remember the last time I slept through the night or had my alarm wake me.
Getting back to sleep only to have a dream of reconnecting either my ex is not how I wanted to start my Subday.

The dream wasn't about us getting back together but seeing her fun life without me, with her new boyfriend, and her telling me all the things wrong with me. Swell.
 
Whenever I give a gift to someone that I have wrapped I always get comments like "oh this is so well done, did Sarah do this for you?" and it's such a stupid thing to be annoyed by but I am everytime. No, I'm surprisingly able to fold and tape paper myself, thank you. Next week they have me colouring in the lines even!

It's happened before with my clothes as well. I'll wear a nicer shirt and inevitably I get comments about "Oh that looks so nice, Sarah must have picked it out for you!"...
 
The wife and I are hosting Christmas this year. She is running herself ragged by insisting that everything be perfect. I'd be okay with just a tree and some lights outside; my main contribution will be lots of holiday baking after her folks arrive. But her? Oh no, we need all the decorations out of the tool shed, and my study has become a gift warehouse. Every day I have to run more errands because she keeps taking it upon herself to do more. Instead of just the two of us going to Santa's Wonderland for one evening as originally planned, she has decided to coordinate a three-generation family outing. She's turning into Clark Griswold while I have come to the realization that I am gradually turning into Clark's yuppie neighbors. I would just like a nice quiet Christmas to relax while she wants to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kaye.

I know this holiday is immensely important to her. She also appreciates that I am much more of a Halloween guy and helped me celebrate it even though I spent most of October assembling my mid-tenure packet. I want her to have a good Christmas after the miscarriage and I'm doing what I can to help (delicious dinners and hot chocolate when she gets home every night). However, childhood experiences with family who wanted the perfect Hallmark Christmas have taught me it always ends in a meltdown.
 
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The wife and I are hosting Christmas this year. She is running herself ragged by insisting that everything be perfect. I'd be okay with just a tree and some lights outside; my main contribution will be lots of holiday baking after her folks arrive. But her? Oh no, we need all the decorations out of the tool shed, and my study has become a gift warehouse. Every day I have to run more errands because she keeps taking it upon herself to do more. Instead of just the two of us going to Santa's Wonderland for one evening as originally planned, she has decided to coordinate a three-generation family outing. She's turning into Clark Griswold while I have come to the realization that I am gradually turning into Clark's yuppie neighbors. I would just like a nice quiet Christmas to relax while she wants to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fucking Kaye.

I know this holiday is immensely important to her. She also appreciates that I am much more of a Halloween guy and helped me celebrate it even though I spent most of October assembling my mid-tenure packet. I want her to have a good Christmas after the miscarriage and I'm doing what I can to help (delicious dinners and hot chocolate when she gets home every night). However, childhood experiences with family who wanted the perfect Hallmark Christmas have taught me it always ends in a meltdown.
Aw, I'm sure you'll have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Fucking Kaye!
 
Our Xmas gift from work this year is an electronic gift card instead of cash.

Many of my coworkers struggle with turning on their computers....
 
Followed a "Leading SAFe" class two weeks ago. Interesting, even if I don't agree with all the principles (MVPs can go eat a bag of dicks) and great to put on my resume.
The exam is terrible (I've gotten example questions from earlier iterations and I've taken the practice exam - it's very much "parrot back the exact words we gave you, don't bother trying to understand").
I understand everything ,I know most of it, but I just need to properly review the 2-3 chapters I saw in the course near the end of each working day - 8 hours of training a day is too much these days, I'm getting old.
But I just can't motivate myself/bring myself to do it, not because I don't want to learn this better but because I know it's not about understanding/knowledge but really about just "memorizing against the test". I'll forget whatever I cram in 24 hours afterwards and NOBODY will care if I remember the 5 core values and the 4 leading principles and the 8 guiding lights and the 13 principal statements and the eleventysix approaches by heart, as long as I can use them properly. Blegh, blegh, blegh. But, given the time pressure, I really need to get through this in the next few days.
 
Googles Leading SAFe...is this not about safety in the workplace?
Nope, sadly.
It's about managing a whole company as if it's a scrum team, because constantly pushing out half-assed updates is good business practice and will deliver on value so much sooner!
 

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After flying under the radar for so long on Firefox, Youtube finally noticed my adblocker today and made me disable it. Boo, I say, boo.
If you're using Ublock Origin they've already updated their quick fixes so it may be working again. Though the battle may go back and forth for a while, like it did last time YouTube tried to crack down.
 
I'm tempted to submit a job application directly to this company and try to blag my way to an interview or interpretation test, just to show them that I can do it and they're wrong to reject me right off the bat.
Followup to this, I did end up contacting this company directly and blagging my way to an interpretation test and interview, which is happening this week.

I'm now mildly freaking out because it suddenly occurred to me that I might not be as awesome as I'd thought. I've literally not done any interpreting for years, what on Earth possessed me to think that I wouldn't be rusty or out of sorts? And now I only have a couple of days to bring myself back up to speed? I'm gonna completely embarrass myself in the test, aren't I. They're probably going to reject me after two sentences, then laugh at me, then blacklist me from the industry completely.

I am a walking, talking concentrated ball of impostor syndrome right now.
 
Followup to this, I did end up contacting this company directly and blagging my way to an interpretation test and interview, which is happening this week.

I'm now mildly freaking out because it suddenly occurred to me that I might not be as awesome as I'd thought. I've literally not done any interpreting for years, what on Earth possessed me to think that I wouldn't be rusty or out of sorts? And now I only have a couple of days to bring myself back up to speed? I'm gonna completely embarrass myself in the test, aren't I. They're probably going to reject me after two sentences, then laugh at me, then blacklist me from the industry completely.

I am a walking, talking concentrated ball of impostor syndrome right now.
Followup to the followup, I had my translation and interpretation test today.

I was shit.

I was totally out of practice, and I'm suffering from a slight cold so my voice and my brain were both not working at maximum capacity.

Oh well, that's life.
 
Followup to the followup, I had my translation and interpretation test today.

I was shit.

I was totally out of practice, and I'm suffering from a slight cold so my voice and my brain were both not working at maximum capacity.

Oh well, that's life.
Followup to the followup to the followup, they just called and arranged an interview for next Monday.

I am now seriously considering if I want to work at this organization, because if an interpreter as shit as I was could get an interview, then this place has unspeakably lax standards. Like, is everything up to scratch in the fire code department? Is the cafeteria up to date on its food safety certifications? The ceiling isn't going to fall on me when I set foot in there for the first time, is it?
 
Followup to the followup to the followup, they just called and arranged an interview for next Monday.

I am now seriously considering if I want to work at this organization, because if an interpreter as shit as I was could get an interview, then this place has unspeakably lax standards. Like, is everything up to scratch in the fire code department? Is the cafeteria up to date on its food safety certifications? The ceiling isn't going to fall on me when I set foot in there for the first time, is it?
Alternatively: maybe you weren't as bad as you think. It sounds like a bad case of imposter syndrome.
 
Alternatively: maybe you weren't as bad as you think. It sounds like a bad case of imposter syndrome.
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I'll have you know I sucked so hard I briefly qualified as a black hole!

Anyway, I appreciate the encouragement, and we'll see what happens in the interview.
 
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Followup to the followup to the followup, they just called and arranged an interview for next Monday.

I am now seriously considering if I want to work at this organization, because if an interpreter as shit as I was could get an interview, then this place has unspeakably lax standards. Like, is everything up to scratch in the fire code department? Is the cafeteria up to date on its food safety certifications? The ceiling isn't going to fall on me when I set foot in there for the first time, is it?
Translation: I don't know if I can respect any organization that would have the likes of me.
 
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