Convicted Felon, Racist, Rapist, and President Trump Thread

Dave

Staff member
He wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Which is both stupid and makes sense at the same time. It's stupid because it's the Gulf of Mexico for centuries but makes sense as long as it's called the Gulf of the Americas, which is the same but subtly different in what is actually a massive way. Since, you know, Mexico is PART of the Americas.
 
"No, we can't rule out military action to take over control of Greenland and the Panama canal, they're too important for our economy"
...There really isn't a sane person left anywhere in his orbit, is there?
I mean, obviously the US could take control of Greenland. There's about 60.000 people living there, I'm fairly sure the NYPD could conquer that place in a day. And one carrier on either side of the Canal would most definitely confer complete control to the US.
And yes, both are economically interesting/important. Sure. But....The only way to take those by force is to literally blow up every alliance you have. Losing the EU as a market would hurt your economy more than having Greenland's resources. It's just bonkers.
I don’t think it’s actually going to happen but I think Trump realizes that he needs a nonstop stream of nonsense so people just get exhausted trying to keep on top of his nonsense to actually hold him accountable for any of it.

Basically like a shark when he gets bogged down and the news repeats a story two days in a row it means trouble for Trump. When it's some new outrage each fucking day then nobody remembers anything at the end of the week.
 
I've noticed that, in my area, properties flying "TRUMP 2024" flags/banners or which have other, similar signage seem to be making a point of NOT lowering their flags to half-mast in honor of Jimmy Carter's passing. This includes residences and more than a few businesses.

--Patrick
 
I've noticed that, in my area, properties flying "TRUMP 2024" flags/banners or which have other, similar signage seem to be making a point of NOT lowering their flags to half-mast in honor of Jimmy Carter's passing. This includes residences and more than a few businesses.

--Patrick
Murica only ‘as ever ‘ad one President…
 
I've noticed that, in my area, properties flying "TRUMP 2024" flags/banners or which have other, similar signage seem to be making a point of NOT lowering their flags to half-mast in honor of Jimmy Carter's passing. This includes residences and more than a few businesses.
Fuck you, Greg Abbott.
Fuck.
You.

--Patrick
 
And now Alabama wants to do the same thing.
So...yeah. Start making a list of everyone who didn't lower the flag in January. And then cancel those fuckers every chance you get.

--Patrick
 
Fuck you, Greg Abbott.
Fuck.
You.

--Patrick
I am on the flag detail at my State run office. We were joking that we weren't going to obey the order. It is a Federal Holiday.
 
Good, I hope that means hardly anyone will show up and damage his fragile tangerine ego.
And the ones that do attend deserve any misery they suffer during it.
Hey man, some relatively decent people are forced to show up. I don't wish any misery on, say, Joe Biden. A nice comfortable chair in front of a fire in the closed ward and a cute nurse, yes. More misery, not really.
 
Everyone is going to be looking like the Bernie meme. If they're smart, anyway. But then again, if they were smart, we wouldn't be in this situation.
 

Dave

Staff member
Well, Trump has moved the event indoors. This has caused much consternation with his idiot followers who have non refundable hotel rooms or airfare. Sucks to be them. Personally I think it’s funny. But you just KNOW that there are two main reasons he did this.

1. So he’s not inconvenienced by being uncomfortable. Frankly, if the two this is the funniest to me because it fucks over the very people who put him in power and refuse to see what they’ve done. They still think the Hooters waitress like them.

2. So nobody can see the size of his crowd. Since it IS going to be so cold it would depress the crowd size and he can’t STAND the fact that he can’t draw like Obama did.
 
Well, Trump has moved the event indoors. This has caused much consternation with his idiot followers who have non refundable hotel rooms or airfare. Sucks to be them. Personally I think it’s funny. But you just KNOW that there are two main reasons he did this.

1. So he’s not inconvenienced by being uncomfortable. Frankly, if the two this is the funniest to me because it fucks over the very people who put him in power and refuse to see what they’ve done. They still think the Hooters waitress like them.

2. So nobody can see the size of his crowd. Since it IS going to be so cold it would depress the crowd size and he can’t STAND the fact that he can’t draw like Obama did.
I thought the puplic will see it in a stadium via video?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Well, Trump has moved the event indoors. This has caused much consternation with his idiot followers who have non refundable hotel rooms or airfare. Sucks to be them. Personally I think it’s funny. But you just KNOW that there are two main reasons he did this.

1. So he’s not inconvenienced by being uncomfortable. Frankly, if the two this is the funniest to me because it fucks over the very people who put him in power and refuse to see what they’ve done. They still think the Hooters waitress like them.

2. So nobody can see the size of his crowd. Since it IS going to be so cold it would depress the crowd size and he can’t STAND the fact that he can’t draw like Obama did.
I mean, his supporters know the way into the Capitol Rotunda already.
 
you just KNOW that there are two main reasons he did this.
My assumption was that it is being moved indoors because his health is so poor that he might pull a Harrison, or else slip and fall on snow and ice and critically injure himself.

...or y'know, yet another assassination attempt. Third time's the charm!

--Patrick
 
My assumption was that it is being moved indoors because his health is so poor that he might pull a Harrison, or else slip and fall on snow and ice and critically injure himself.

...or y'know, yet another assassination attempt. Third time's the charm!
Promises, promises...
 
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From Wikipedia:
Trump won Pennsylvania with 50.4% of the vote to Kamala Harris's 48.7%, defeating her by a margin of roughly 1.7% and flipping the state. This was the largest margin of victory for a Republican candidate since 1988, as well as the first time since that election that a Republican won over 50% of the state vote. Trump's victory is seen to have contributed to down-ballot victories for Republicans who won the races for the US Senate, Attorney General, Treasurer and Auditor General. Trump received more than 3.5 million votes, the most cast for any candidate in Pennsylvania history.
--Patrick
 
I mean, he did almost die the first time around. There were even political cartoons about it.
Me, I'm hoping for a Nikolai Titov moment, only for real.

--Patrick
 
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