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actually, in my experience you don't even need cream to "enhance" them. har har
The Random Crap Thread
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Ok. I just sent an email to my ex (not related to penis, totally random) apologizing for being such a bitch to him.
I feel like I can finally stop feeling so guilty about this. Although I love the boyfriend so very much, this has been eating me alive since he's moved in.
Ugh... growing up sucks!
I feel like I can finally stop feeling so guilty about this. Although I love the boyfriend so very much, this has been eating me alive since he's moved in.
Ugh... growing up sucks!
Gusto. We should be boyfriend and girlfriend for, like, 5 minutes. Just so I can send you penis emails
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
It's ON.
It's ON.
[/QUOTE]Oh baby... I wanna get witcha... and take your pitcha...
And now you're smothering me.
KTHBAI
*penis*
What we had was real.
*sadly drops roses on your lawn and then walks away in a disheveled tuxedo in the rain*
I can see it now.
Gustamindi: A story of fleeting passion.
It will be wonderful and narrated by Liam Neeson and Antonio Banderas's love child and it will have wheelbarrows full of kittens who cry when the breakup scene occurs and Eljuski will have a close up shot of hims weeping a single tear.
And a black & white shot of Funsize dressed up as a crying clown.
Gustamindi: A story of fleeting passion.
It will be wonderful and narrated by Liam Neeson and Antonio Banderas's love child and it will have wheelbarrows full of kittens who cry when the breakup scene occurs and Eljuski will have a close up shot of hims weeping a single tear.
And a black & white shot of Funsize dressed up as a crying clown.
Needs to be someone as suave as you.
As long as Kristen Stewart doesn't play me, I will be fine.
Or, maybe because no one will ever come close to what we had, we should just be thrown into a house and make a reality TV show outta it.
New! On VH1! I'm a forum poster! Get me outta here! Tales of love, woe, inebriation, and lezzin out!
dibs on being the guy whose outlet is ranting and raving all over the place
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Andromache
gusto isn't a girl?
oops.
oops.
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Andromache
you threw me with admitting to be Denbrought, and she's really cute.
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if it was porn, would you STAR in it?:WBlush:
Cajungal
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if it was porn, would you STAR in it?:WBlush:[/QUOTE]
Nonono, this is Vytamindi's show.
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fixed? smileys gone wrong
Thank you for fixing my ______(noun)
...I can't finish that sentence.[/QUOTE]
Maybe we can help.
cat
wagon
whip
Barbie (Dave keeps yanking the heads off)
-Adam
Bubs, be my next 5 minute romance? I expect an iota more passion for you than I felt for Gusto.
Vytamubble? Bubbamindi?
Heehee
YOU GUYS!
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