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North_Ranger
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And I thought I had horrible pillow talk.
And I thought I had horrible pillow talk.
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The Pumes
Not going to lie, I think I cried and gave out a whimper whilst crossing my legs once I realized what was happening.<NSFW>
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SEAFOOD NACHO DISASTER WILL NOT STALL FURTHER RESEARCH
Today, an experiment to assess the viability of Seafood Nachoes in the kitchen lab of ThomCorp's Barkham facility ended in disaster. While no details are being released at this time with regards to the specifics of the disaster, the large quantity of ingredients used and the potency of the Seafood Sauce additive are blamed for the disappointing results.
ThomCorp would like to emphasize that it is committed to delicious new flavor experiences, and heavily invested in the development of Seafood Nachos. Despite the circulation of rumors, ThomCorp has no intention to abandon the pursuit of a delectable fusion of crustacean and tortilla chips.
Internal projections suggest that a Seafood Nacho prototype should be ready in the first quarter of 2010.
Director of Culinary Research,
Joshua Thompson
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ThompCorp Public Relations
Phone: (889) 330-8160
Fax: (889) 330-8161
Email: Kenmore.Alvinson @ thompcorp.org
Mailing Address:
Kenmore Alvinson
31415
88 Overthere Ave.
Bigcity, DQ
thompcorp.org
Today, an experiment to assess the viability of Seafood Nachoes in the kitchen lab of ThomCorp's Barkham facility ended in disaster. While no details are being released at this time with regards to the specifics of the disaster, the large quantity of ingredients used and the potency of the Seafood Sauce additive are blamed for the disappointing results.
ThomCorp would like to emphasize that it is committed to delicious new flavor experiences, and heavily invested in the development of Seafood Nachos. Despite the circulation of rumors, ThomCorp has no intention to abandon the pursuit of a delectable fusion of crustacean and tortilla chips.
Internal projections suggest that a Seafood Nacho prototype should be ready in the first quarter of 2010.
Director of Culinary Research,
Joshua Thompson
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ThompCorp Public Relations
Phone: (889) 330-8160
Fax: (889) 330-8161
Email: Kenmore.Alvinson @ thompcorp.org
Mailing Address:
Kenmore Alvinson
31415
88 Overthere Ave.
Bigcity, DQ
thompcorp.org
Dave
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Cajungal
Staff member
A coworker I keep in touch with a little sent me a vent-y message about her boyfriend. Apparently she's pissed because of something he MIGHT have implied while they were at a gas station. He was paying with a credit card, dropped it, and when he knelt down to pick it up he said, "Hey honey, it looks like I'm proposing," while holding the credit card in her direction. She took this as being called a whore and isn't speaking to him. Just thought that was a weird story.
Wow, that is a complete logical leap on your friend's part. It is stupid to joke about a proposition of that magnitude, but to get that she is getting called a whore does not fit the information contained in your statement.
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Once when I moved into a new house. My father helped with some of the moving expenses, mostly gas for the movers and a meal for my 3 brothers. Afterward we drive down the block to fill up my truck and buy some drinks for those that were staying longer. Again he beat me to the cashier to pay. After they ring him up he said,
"It's OK, I'm his Sugar Daddy."
The look of shock on those two girls faces was very funny, as was the red on my face. I got my dad back in the truck and told him.
"Do you have any idea what you just said?"
"Yeah, I pay for a lot of your stuff."
"NO FATHER, you told them that I am your gay prostitute."
"oh."
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Once when I moved into a new house. My father helped with some of the moving expenses, mostly gas for the movers and a meal for my 3 brothers. Afterward we drive down the block to fill up my truck and buy some drinks for those that were staying longer. Again he beat me to the cashier to pay. After they ring him up he said,
"It's OK, I'm his Sugar Daddy."
The look of shock on those two girls faces was very funny, as was the red on my face. I got my dad back in the truck and told him.
"Do you have any idea what you just said?"
"Yeah, I pay for a lot of your stuff."
"NO FATHER, you told them that I am your gay prostitute."
"oh."
If he said 'proposing', she's a bit of a doofball. If he said 'propositioning', he's a bit of a doofball
A coworker I keep in touch with a little sent me a vent-y message about her boyfriend. Apparently she's pissed because of something he MIGHT have implied while they were at a gas station. He was paying with a credit card, dropped it, and when he knelt down to pick it up he said, "Hey honey, it looks like I'm proposing," while holding the credit card in her direction. She took this as being called a whore and isn't speaking to him. Just thought that was a weird story.
Here is a friend and I's addition to the Urban Dictionary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=s.s. pussy shovel
You have no idea how long we laughed watching some documentary on an arctic science vessel plotting out arctic territorial boundaries as we kept making this stupid shit up.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=s.s. pussy shovel
You have no idea how long we laughed watching some documentary on an arctic science vessel plotting out arctic territorial boundaries as we kept making this stupid shit up.
Cajungal
Staff member
If he said 'proposing', she's a bit of a doofball. If he said 'propositioning', he's a bit of a doofball
A coworker I keep in touch with a little sent me a vent-y message about her boyfriend. Apparently she's pissed because of something he MIGHT have implied while they were at a gas station. He was paying with a credit card, dropped it, and when he knelt down to pick it up he said, "Hey honey, it looks like I'm proposing," while holding the credit card in her direction. She took this as being called a whore and isn't speaking to him. Just thought that was a weird story.
[/QUOTE]That's what I thought, along with what else was said about that being a huge leap on her part. She's a friend, so I was kind of "aww...there, there" with a gentle side of "get over it." It's Christmas after all.
Hahah, awesome. I'd like to be your friend!
Nope. He's taking us down, one member at a time!
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makare
This clip cracks me up because that cat looks just like my cat Foster.
OH MY GOD!
She only used that mouth wash for, like, 5 seconds! 30 is what you need!!!!
And who brushes their teeth AFTER the mouth wash?
oh...a cat? huh.
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makare
OH MY GOD!
She only used that mouth wash for, like, 5 seconds! 30 is what you need!!!!
And who brushes their teeth AFTER the mouth wash?
oh...a cat? huh.[/QUOTE]
I use the mouth wash first. I had never thought to use it after.
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LordRavage
This place needs more Godzilla!
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Kitty Sinatra
but if those planes get him, we won't have any Godzilla!
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LordRavage
Godzilla is love!
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