The Random Crap Thread
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Back from where I didn't have an internet connection! Wooo!
I just went and used a restroom where I didn't realize the super powered toilet was running the whole time. When I finished my business and stood up, I discovered that the bowl was completely empty.
Now I am forced to doubt that the poops ever happened in the first place, and this doubt has left me shaken.
Now I am forced to doubt that the poops ever happened in the first place, and this doubt has left me shaken.
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Andromache
whats that? Bowel movement post? That's my cue to leave the forum for the day and get housework done.
Let's talk timely discharges. So how about that menstruation?
Study Sheds Light on What Makes People Shy
Damn, everything in there is a pretty apt description of me. Wonder when they'll make a drug for shyness? (Warning: Side effects will include excessive gas, anal leakage, bleeding from the eyes, numbness of the genitals, and possible death.)
Damn, everything in there is a pretty apt description of me. Wonder when they'll make a drug for shyness? (Warning: Side effects will include excessive gas, anal leakage, bleeding from the eyes, numbness of the genitals, and possible death.)
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Philosopher B.
There is a link in that link about neurotic people dying quickly. I'm fooked.
Oh, well. At least I'm never going to smoke.
Oh, well. At least I'm never going to smoke.
Sorcery. I wish my dumps could move in time and space.
North_Ranger
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You and me both, O sparkly happy-happy one. But I'll be damned if I start popping pills. I hate those.
It a pretty good description of me as well except for "cry easily" part. If anything I hide my emotions way to much. But back on topic even if they did make a pill for it I would not want to take it. For one thing I hate taking medicine and for the second I like myself the way I am.
figmentPez
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I want to change my avatar, since this one was supposed to just be for the last weekly avatar bit (supeheroes was it?) but I'm not sure if I want to go back to an old one, or pick something new.
Previous avatars include:
Smiley Jester:
Photo:
Me as a Mii:
Previous avatars include:
Smiley Jester:
Photo:
Me as a Mii:
I like Vimes better.
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Andromache
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North_Ranger
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Gaaaaaaaagggghhhhh... This day is gonna be so bad.
I didn't get much sleep last night. Thank you, weird and disconcerting dreams...
Got classes to do...
Then rehearsals for the Medieval Market...
If I'm lucky and fast, I'll be home by 9pm... to finish a 350-page book on politics that suddenly needs to be returned tomorrow. For a big exam that's on Friday.
Oh, and Mom informed she and Dad will be at town, remodeling an appartment they own. So there's the risk of surprise parental visit.
And she bloody well will try to get me to name a date for spring cleaning when I have other things on my mind.
Oh fuckin' joy...
I didn't get much sleep last night. Thank you, weird and disconcerting dreams...
Got classes to do...
Then rehearsals for the Medieval Market...
If I'm lucky and fast, I'll be home by 9pm... to finish a 350-page book on politics that suddenly needs to be returned tomorrow. For a big exam that's on Friday.
Oh, and Mom informed she and Dad will be at town, remodeling an appartment they own. So there's the risk of surprise parental visit.
And she bloody well will try to get me to name a date for spring cleaning when I have other things on my mind.
Oh fuckin' joy...
I've said it 15 times today.
figmentPez
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Have you ever done a Google Image Search for "gusto"?
The first page of results includes: two pics of guys drinking beer, a Charo album cover, a groom pulling the garter belt off of his bride... and a cartoon drawing of a dog sniffing a person's crotch with a thought balloon that says "gusto".
Just struck me as funny.
The first page of results includes: two pics of guys drinking beer, a Charo album cover, a groom pulling the garter belt off of his bride... and a cartoon drawing of a dog sniffing a person's crotch with a thought balloon that says "gusto".
Just struck me as funny.
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Philosopher B.
There's also a women's shirt that says 'Go for the Gusto'. Hawt.
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makare
While I was in the shower, and washing with my foamy body wash, a little bubble appeared, floated around the shower before landing on my nose.
it was very movie-esque and made me laugh.
it was very movie-esque and made me laugh.
hwell:
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Matt²
just made a hasty exit from a senior citizen's quarters to fix his computer - he had a staph infection IN HIS EYES.
unclean!!!! unclean!!!!
(sprays hands with Lysol)
unclean!!!! unclean!!!!
(sprays hands with Lysol)
North_Ranger
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I think yesterday would count as manic depressive:
I woke up early and well-rested. That's good.
But then I got a headache. That's bad.
Luckily I got to go outside. That's good.
...on my way to a politics exam. That's bad.
It didn't go as badly as I feared. That's good.
But then I found out all the grocery stores were closed because of a 24-hour stoppage. That's bad.
Luckily, the Italian place nearby had good pasta carbonara. That's good.
Later, when I went to the sale at the local supermarket, I was informed that the DVD box of Wooster and Jeeves I had ordered is no longer in production. That's bad.
But I also found Hayao Miyazaki's Porco Rosso in the discount bin for only €4.90. That's good.
I woke up early and well-rested. That's good.
But then I got a headache. That's bad.
Luckily I got to go outside. That's good.
...on my way to a politics exam. That's bad.
It didn't go as badly as I feared. That's good.
But then I found out all the grocery stores were closed because of a 24-hour stoppage. That's bad.
Luckily, the Italian place nearby had good pasta carbonara. That's good.
Later, when I went to the sale at the local supermarket, I was informed that the DVD box of Wooster and Jeeves I had ordered is no longer in production. That's bad.
But I also found Hayao Miyazaki's Porco Rosso in the discount bin for only €4.90. That's good.
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makare
Amazon recommended to me Algæ. Vol. I. Myxophyceæ, Peridinieæ, Bacillarieæ, Chlorophyceæ, Together With a Brief Summary of the Occurrence and Distribution of Freshwater Algae.
Swing and a miss Amazon.. swing and a miss.
Swing and a miss Amazon.. swing and a miss.
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makare
You are probably right. Besides who am I to doubt the great Amazon... all hail the hypnozon!
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makare
moss def!
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