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I know, at this point they're ridiculous.

Honestly? I was going to post them "sans" but long story short: My gf barely let me put these up. We've had "incidents" in the past and that's about as much as I can say.
 
That's a cool tat, and I really like the bartender's hair. I would so go for a girl with hair like that.
 
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Chazwozel

Yeah, I think Chazwozel's nuts. Or nutser than usual. 13 is huge. 9-10 is average for a male. The intarwebs back me up. (Of course, he did say "standard", not "average")

Really? I wear 12's! Dang, I always thought I had average sized shoes.

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I wear a size 12. Thought that was pretty normal.
You and I can be sole mates?
 
45 in European shoes, if I'm not mistaken. (I never remember if European sizes are one number over or below the spanish numbers)
Some chart online tells me I wear "11½".
The demonstration that that old rule about feet size is WRONG.
 

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45 in European shoes, if I'm not mistaken. (I never remember if European sizes are one number over or below the spanish numbers)
Some chart online tells me I wear "11½".
The demonstration that that old rule about feet size is WRONG.
Hey, we're shoe-bros! High five! :D
 
I got 13s, when I went ice skating with friends in San Francisco's Justin Herman Plaza some years ago, they only went up to 10, so I got to stand outside while my friends got to skate around for two hours.
 
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Chazwozel

I got 13s, when I went ice skating with friends in San Francisco's Justin Herman Plaza some years ago, they only went up to 10, so I got to stand outside while my friends got to skate around for two hours.
http://www.hockeymonkey.com/bauer-hockey-skate-flexlite-2-sr.html

You're welcome.



Size 12R $64.99

Find a local shop, tell em to give you a 1/2 inch cut if you're heavy set weight wise or a 1/4 if you're lighter and you'll never be without skates again. Sharpen them after about every 10-14 2hour skates you go on.
 
Try wearing 14s.

It's the size where companies stop making shoe sizes easy and accessible. I have to order shoes generally from the internet and hope to God they fit properly.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

My shoes are barely a 9. You can infer what you want from that.
It's not the feet. Nearly every guy I dated wore an 11 or 11.5, including my husband. They were not all the same size elsewhere. I think it's in the hands, more specifically the size of the fingers. Big ring size, big wang.
 
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Chazwozel

My shoes are barely a 9. You can infer what you want from that.
It's not the feet. Nearly every guy I dated wore an 11 or 11.5, including my husband. They were not all the same size elsewhere. I think it's in the hands, more specifically the size of the fingers. Big ring size, big wang.[/quote]

I wear an 11.5-12 ring. :Leyla: And yet my wang isn't all that humongous :moon:
 
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Chazwozel

I never thought I'd say this to you, Chaz, but...


How you doin'?

I just measured my wedding band. It's just a little over 7/8's on the inner diameter. I do have monster hands now that I think about it. :(
 
Er, how do you measure a ring size? I measured the circumference of my wedding band and it was a little over 3 inches. How does that translate into a number? My jeweler always used that giant metal dildo to determine ring size.
 
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Chazwozel

Er, how do you measure a ring size? I measured the circumference of my wedding band and it was a little over 3 inches. How does that translate into a number? My jeweler always used that giant metal dildo to determine ring size.

Yeah me too. My wedding band is a 12 on the metal dildo.
 
Er, how do you measure a ring size? I measured the circumference of my wedding band and it was a little over 3 inches. How does that translate into a number? My jeweler always used that giant metal dildo to determine ring size.

Yeah me too. My wedding band is a 12 on the metal dildo.[/QUOTE]

According to this (had to print it out)

http://images.amazon.com/media/i3d/01/ring-size-finder.pdf

I'm a size 14. That doesn't sound right, especially if I look at my penis.

Ah, I should read the instructions better. Nevermind, downgraded my finger (and penis by extension) to a 12.
 


I'm told that from tip of thumb to tip of pinkie when making this sign is a good indicator. It works for me.

that's not my hand. Poor guy.
 
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Chazwozel

Er, how do you measure a ring size? I measured the circumference of my wedding band and it was a little over 3 inches. How does that translate into a number? My jeweler always used that giant metal dildo to determine ring size.

Yeah me too. My wedding band is a 12 on the metal dildo.[/quote]

According to this (had to print it out)

http://images.amazon.com/media/i3d/01/ring-size-finder.pdf

I'm a size 14. That doesn't sound right, especially if I look at my penis.

Ah, I should read the instructions better. Nevermind, downgraded my finger (and penis by extension) to a 12.[/QUOTE]

Yay! We're penis brothers! ...

Let us never speak of this again...

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I'm told that from tip of thumb to tip of pinkie when making this sign is a good indicator.

that's not my hand. Poor guy.

I'm told whipping it out in public and making the jerky jerky motion is the best indicator.
 


I'm told that from tip of thumb to tip of pinkie when making this sign is a good indicator. It works for me.

that's not my hand. Poor guy.
Dear lord Jesus, I hope not. No female would want me anywhere near their carnal cavity if that was the case.
 
toe to pinky, 22 cm (8.7 inches). I can tell you right now that either this doesn't work or I'm an exception...

I don't know about the ring thing, I've never worn any and I can't measue my finger's diameter right now!
 
toe to pinky, 22 cm (8.7 inches). I can tell you right now that either this doesn't work or I'm an exception...

I don't know about the ring thing, I've never worn any and I can't measue my finger's diameter right now!
Hmm, my toe to pinky is about 6 feet.
 
Oooh, Shego pics ^_^

Anyway, for me, shoe size 47. That's 12 or something too...
As for the sign, Jelly, you're outstretching your pinkie too much, probably.
Either *really* stretch up thumb to the tip of your index, or thumb to pinky but not too stretched out. Both equal 18,5 cm for me, which does sort of correspond :-P

No idea about my ring size.
 
Oooh, Shego pics ^_^

Anyway, for me, shoe size 47. That's 12 or something too...
As for the sign, Jelly, you're outstretching your pinkie too much, probably.
Either *really* stretch up thumb to the tip of your index, or thumb to pinky but not too stretched out. Both equal 18,5 cm for me, which does sort of correspond :-P

No idea about my ring size.
Where the heck is my ruler?? I just used it a minute ago and now I can't find it...

Tomorrow we'll see if the new "relaxed" pose produces better results...
 
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rabbitgod

Try wearing 14s.

It's the size where companies stop making shoe sizes easy and accessible. I have to order shoes generally from the internet and hope to God they fit properly.
Word. I wear 14s too. I pretty much gave up wearing shoes that fit properly when I was 13. I can squeeze into dress shoes that are 13s since the socks are thin and I'm not going to be running around. At least, I shouldn't be running around. And if I am then I have bigger things to worry about.

People always tell me to go to an outlet store. They tell me, "They have sizes up to 22 there!" Sure, in football cleats and basketball shoes. But in big boy grown up shoes they don't have anything. And yeah you can go to big and tall, but usually those are dress shoes or loafers.

Right now I'm in 13s from Merrels shoes. They have an extra wide toe box which is ok for work (again, I'm sitting most of the day so they aren't that uncomfortable with the years of practice I have)
 
football cleats and basketball shoes.[...] dress shoes or loafers.
So....What more do you need? Dress shoes, sports wear, and comfortable stuff. Ok, nothing there that's great for hiking, perhaps, or heavy work on a construction site, but otherwise, that seems OK?
 
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