Pray tell me, good king, what be thy performance's divine gaze, that is to say perspective, upon the matter of that most lowliest yet most varied of creature, Caliban?
Should these eyes not play a foul deceiver's game upon my intellect, I doth see much resemblance to another misbegotten creature of demi-human state. Sméagol, that skulking varlet of murderous intent known as Gollum, holds no small fraternity to thy freckled whelp.
I hope thou shalt pardon my ignominious query, for it is undertaken for a noble scholarly purpose. For the past five seasons I have spent many an hour studying this monster of a man with the chameleon's versatility, such is the decree and demand for a scholar wishing to call himself Master of Arts.