The Wisdom of Halforums

[Fun Size]

I figured we needed a place to share the collective wisdom of this, our new home. I'll start.

Being funny is hard. Interestingly, the converse is almost never true.

 

[Greendog]

Never pick your nose while being driven down a bumpy road.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

Never masturbate with a sandpaper glove.

 

[Hylian]

If someone dies Shego obviously had a hand in it (and a foot and a knife and her teeth and her .. well you get the idea)

 

[North_Ranger]

Better to be alone and hope for love than be with someone and hope for love.

 

[Shegokigo]

If someone dies Shego obviously had a hand in it (and a foot and a knife and her teeth and her .. well you get the idea)

You can't prove a damn thing in a court of law!

Better to be alone and hope for love than be with someone and hope for love.

Ouch.... :tear:

 

[North_Ranger]

Ouch.... :tear:

Sorry, Shegs. Didn't mean to hit so close to home.

*hugs*

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends underneath the couch.

 

[Hylian]

You can't prove a damn thing in a court of law!

And as long as you don't try and kill me I won't have to try


you aren't trying now are you? aranoid:

 

[sixpackshaker]

Never f**ck with some one who handles your food.

For Shego : http://www.splitreason.com/Product_Images/3cc2771eed41-xl.jpg I don't want to hot link, since I've bought stuff there in the past.

 

[North_Ranger]

Yesterday's gone, and tomorrow's yet to come. So live today.

 

[Wahad]

And as long as you don't try and kill me I won't have to try


you aren't trying now are you? aranoid:

If it makes you feel better, Shego never tries.

 

[Iaculus]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends underneath the couch.

Clearly, you need a better blender.

 

[Hylian]

Anyone can dream a dream but very few ever wake up to make that dream a reality. But those who never wake up never will have there dream crushed by reality.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Once told to me while getting mildly electrocuted. It was raining and I was in a hole in the ground holding 2 pipes together, with a weldor arch welding the two.

"A chicken's eyes aren't but this far apart, but he knows when to get out of the rain."

 

[Pojodan]

Don't accept any wooden nickels from strangers.

 

[Wahad]

And remember kids, never suck the juice out of a tractor.

 

[Greendog]

Never trust Greeks bearing gifts.

 

[General Specific]

Never trust Greeks bearing gifts.

Ah, but you're also not supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth.

So which one is true?

 

[doomdragon6]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends underneath the couch.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Best advice I ever got: If you have to sneeze, look up at a light.

 

[Wahad]

That never works for me. Ever.

My stepdad, however, just so much has to look at the sun and he sneezes like five times in a row.

 

[Zappit]

Underestimating human stupidity always leads to disappointment.

 

[Greendog]

Ah, but you're also not supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth.

So which one is true?

Not sure. You got a magic eight ball handy?

 

[LordRavage]

Never moon a werewolf.

 

[Greendog]

That really would be a bad moon rising...

 

[Jake]

i figured we needed a place to share the collective wisdom of this, our new home. I'll start.

Being funny is hard. Interestingly, the converse is almost never true.

q.e.d.?

 

[Holy Knickers]

To err is human... To blame someone else shows good management skills.

 

[lafftaff]

Underestimating human stupidity always leads to disappointment.

Never stick a knife in the toaster to check if the toast is done. Trust me, it's a bad idea.

 

[Nile]

No matter what you do, you'll be dead in a hundred years. Enjoy what time you've got.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

To err is human... To blame someone else shows good management skills.

To err is human. To really smurf things up requires a computer.

 

[Calleja]

The number one leading cause of celebrity deaths is Tom Brazelton.

 

[Shegokigo]

The answer, is and forever shall be:
42

 

[Rob King]

Never moon a werewolf.

Great one!

I've got a little booklet that I sometime write down realizations and revelations in. Here's the latest. I don't know if it counts as 'wisdom' but it certainly made me

"If some cataclysm were to befall the earth, eliminating every human on the planet - even if it did no physical damage to the planet - it would then only be a matter of time before not a single bowling pin stands upright."

 

[CynicismKills]

If you give a man fire, he'll be warm for awhile. But if you set that man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[Shegokigo]

If you give a man fire, he'll be warm for awhile. But if you set that man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

That's one of my personal daily mantras.