The Wisdom of Halforums

[Cajungal]

I find that the best way to get through a hard day is to step inside, look at the monitor/tv screen, and take a long, deep breath.

Then drink a glass of vodka and go back to whatever game you were playing.

Which brings me to what no one in my family ever said but always implied:

"It takes all kinds."

 

[ZenMonkey]

I figure if the Librarian gets offended at being called a monkey, then monkeys would get offended at being called apes.

I just finished Guards, Guards! a few days ago.

 

[CynicismKills]

I just finished Guards, Guards! a few days ago.

I just re-read The Fifth Elephant recently. Reaper Man is still my favorite, thanks to this quote:

What can the Harvest hope for, if not the care of the Reaper Man?"

Also, Soul Music's Music With Rocks In always makes me giggle.

 

[Cuyval Dar]

Never start a 'Say something' thread. You will be sucked in just like that http://tvtropes.org/ website.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

if you have nothing to post, post naked

 

[Cuyval Dar]

if you have nothing to post, post naked

Who says we don't already?

 

[General Specific]

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

 

[Cuyval Dar]

There is porn of it.
No exceptions.

 

[General Specific]

 

[North_Ranger]

Tears are cleansing rain for the soul, washing away sorrow and pain.

 

[Cuyval Dar]

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

 

[edzepp]

Never start a 'Say something' thread. You will be sucked in just like that http://tvtropes.org/ website.

This is true. Every time I finally close TV Tropes, I find that 4 months have passed.

My old sig:

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

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(The point was that I was banging my head against the keyboard--literally.)

 

[Fun Size]

Just because one drink makes you feel good, two drinks will not make you feel twice as good.

 

[sixpackshaker]

if you have nothing to post, post naked

If you post naked, your chair will start to smell funny.

 

[Shegokigo]

Just because one drink makes you feel good, two drinks will not make you feel twice as good.

I call bullshit on this one. :humph:

 

[Fun Size]

I call bullshit on this one. :humph:

Then you're not mixing that first drink strong enough. For some of us, Half-o-rum isn't just a forum, it's a goddamned way of life. :falldown:

 

[Shegokigo]

Or your second drink is too weak.

 

[Calleja]

booze sucks, I've recently decided. So not worth it.

 

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Isn't that against the oath you swore as a Mexican?

 

[Calleja]

not really, cause I've sorta substituted with some other substance that was also clichedly pinned on mexicans for quite a while

 

[Andromache]

tacos?

 

[Cuyval Dar]

Laziness?

 

[Fun Size]

Mustaches?

 

[Calleja]

.... it's very funny that all those also apply right now.

 

[HCGLNS]

Wisdom eh?

Always tell your loved ones that you love them.
The person most responsible for your safety is you.
Always be courteous.
Woman and children first.
Choose to do things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

 

[North_Ranger]

Ladies first... especially on thin ice.

I'd rather be alone and right, than in a crowd and wrong.

 

[Fun Size]

Bump.

Listening to extremists is like debating a midget. Even if they make some good arguments, their viewpoint is still nuts.

 

[Qonas]

The problem is the media and society are now accepting extreme leftist views as "truth" and "sound judgment" instead of the nutjob batshit insanity they rightfully are.

Thread hijack over, carry on.

 

[Cajungal]

When you're sad and tired, have a tiny spoonful of peanut butter. It'll make you feel better unless you're allergic to peanuts, in which case...disregard..

 

[Calleja]

Uh.. a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down?

The medicine go down.






The medicine go down.

 

[Cajungal]

Perhaps, but it won't sustain you like mashed legumes will.

 

[Hylian]

Beating a new video game is more important than sleep.


You are never to old for cartoons.

 

[Dave]

There's always time for lubricant.

 

[LordRavage]

Blood makes an excellent lubricant.