The Great Questions of Halforums

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North_Ranger

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Why does chocolate come in 300g packages? You can't eat that much in one sitting and not feel sick.

Why there was no cottage cheese in Ireland?
 
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edzepp

What are you saying are you saying I'm jacking off is that what you're saying because it sure sounds like that's what you're saying but that would not be true because I'm not so shut up.





Yes. Yes I am.
 
GODDAMMIT, ALLEN, STOP POSTING AT THE EXACT SAME MINUTE AS ME!

I hate having to retro-actively add quotes to posts I thoguht would be just under the one I was replying to.
 
THANK YOU!

At least refresh every thread a couple of times before adding your post, to make sure new posts of mine aren't coming in, y'know?
 

North_Ranger

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Wait, wut? Significant others on an internet forum? I call shenanigans! :D

Also, why is it that every Dan Brown novel is translated into Finnish in a matter of days, while Robin Hobb's Liveship Traders is nowhere to be seen?
 
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Wait, wut? Significant others on an internet forum? I call shenanigans! :D

Also, why is it that every Dan Brown novel is translated into Finnish in a matter of days, while Robin Hobb's Liveship Traders is nowhere to be seen?
Because every work of Dan Brown is a masterpiece. The words that flow from his pen are the arts of our age. As Michelangelo was to the brush, Brown is to the pen. With each cumulative page of his books he comes closer to the completion of his Sistine Chapel. The Agony and the Ecstasy tells a tale of a man who once we respected but pales before Brown's perfectly sculpted grasp of the English language.
 
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