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The Great Questions of Halforums

Aug 25, 2009#1

Fun Size

I figured since we had a spot for our wisdom, we needed a similar spot for those questions that stick at the back of your mind. Once again, I'll start.

Do they bury midgets three feet deep?

Aug 25, 2009#2

Hylian

Where does Shego bury all those bodies? Cause I am always running out of room and any tips would be appreciated.

Aug 25, 2009#3

Fun Size

hylian said:
Where does Shego bury all those bodies? Cause I am always running out of room and any tips would be appreciated.

Two words: barbecue sauce.

Aug 25, 2009#4

Thread Necromancer

If a fat man falls in the shower and no ones there to laugh is he still emberassed?

Aug 25, 2009#5

Cheesy1

Is there anything more beautiful than Ed's flappy man hooties?

Aug 25, 2009#6

strawman

I accidentally a whole forum! Will I die?

-Adam

Aug 25, 2009#7

CynicismKills

If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, does anyone care?

Aug 25, 2009#8

Cuyval Dar

How does make babby?

Aug 25, 2009#9

Shakey

Why does my finger smell?

Aug 25, 2009#10

Allen, who is Quiet

what do you get when you cross a cow and a panda?

Aug 25, 2009#11

figmentPez

Allen said:
what do you get when you cross a cow and a panda?

The hidden level in a fanmade Diablo / World of Warcraft crossover game?

Aug 25, 2009#12

Allen, who is Quiet

utter pandemonium

so basically, you're right

Aug 25, 2009#13

Shegokigo

Allen said:
what do you get when you cross a cow and a panda?

Pissed off Chinese Hindus?

Aug 25, 2009#14

Jake

WTF?

Aug 25, 2009#15

Andromache

Jake said:
WTF?

And so, the greatest question was borne forth, and challenged scholars in ages to come.

Aug 25, 2009#16

Wasabi Poptart

iz it can be hugs tiem nao plz?

Aug 25, 2009#17

General Specific

WildSoul said:
iz it can be hugs tiem nao plz?

Aug 25, 2009#18

Hylian

Aug 25, 2009#19

Calleja

hylian said:

Well said, sir

Aug 25, 2009#20

Jake

hylian said:

Yeah, I've tried using that line before. :eek:

rly:

Aug 25, 2009#21

Calleja

That picture is stupid.

How the hell would the kitty be able to talk if he's asleep?

It's insulting, it's what it is.

Aug 25, 2009#22

General Specific

Aug 25, 2009#23

Tinwhistler

when u gonna let me tap that?

Hurry up, I am a busy man and need answers.

Aug 25, 2009#24

figmentPez

A question posed by a great man:
"How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?"

Aug 25, 2009#25

fade

If a tree falls in the forest, and hits this server, will anyone hear the pent up rage of 5 internet nerds with nowhere to vent?

Aug 25, 2009#26

The Lovely Boehner

www.averagecats.com

Aug 25, 2009#27

Wasabi Poptart

Bacon?

Aug 25, 2009#28

Wahad

Are tigers good with banjoes?

Aug 25, 2009#29

Shegokigo

WildSoul said:
Bacon?

That should go under the wisdom thread as "Bacon makes everything better..... EVERYTHING."

Aug 25, 2009#30

Tinwhistler

Shegokigo said:
That should go under the wisdom thread as "Bacon makes everything better..... EVERYTHING."

Aug 25, 2009#31

Shakey

Apple-Bacon-Bourbon Jello shots

Aug 25, 2009#32

Shegokigo

Tinwhistler said:

Exactly

Aug 25, 2009#33

JCM

Shegokigo said:
That should go under the wisdom thread as "Bacon makes everything better..... EVERYTHING."

Bacon cellphones, condoms, spoons and forks, cups.... nah, I must disagree.

Aug 25, 2009#34

Shegokigo

Says you, bacon spoon/fork/cups would be amazing!

Aug 25, 2009#35

Calleja

I'd love a bacon fork myself, yeah

Aug 25, 2009#36

ZenMonkey

Just found out the Whole Foods up the street carries these now:

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars

Worth every penny of that $7.50.

Aug 25, 2009#37

Shegokigo

ZenMonkey said:
Just found out the Whole Foods up the street carries these now:

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars

Worth every penny of that $7.50.

:drool:

Aug 25, 2009#38

Tinwhistler

those Vosges bars are pretty awesome..they also make a little sampler pack, which I would really love for my birthday

Aug 25, 2009#39

ZenMonkey

http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/flying_chocolate_pig/bacon_and_chocolate_bars

:rofl:

Aug 25, 2009#40

Greendog

Tinwhistler said:

So, would those be B cups?

Aug 25, 2009#41

Shegokigo

They're B-Cups. B for Bacon. See JCM? You fail.

Aug 26, 2009#42

callistarya

Tinwhistler said:
those Vosges bars are pretty awesome..they also make a little sampler pack, which I would really love for my birthday

That's not a fat hint or anything, right? :uhhuh:

Aug 26, 2009#43

North_Ranger

Why does chocolate come in 300g packages? You can't eat that much in one sitting and not feel sick.

Why there was no cottage cheese in Ireland?

Aug 26, 2009#44

callistarya

North_Ranger said:
Why does chocolate come in 300g packages? You can't eat that much in one sitting and not feel sick.

Why there was no cottage cheese in Ireland?

I beg to differ!!! There can NEVER be enough chocolate!

Aug 26, 2009#45

Bubble181

callistarya said:
I beg to differ!!! There can NEVER be enough chocolate!

I've managed to eat too much chocolate, but it ure as hell isn't a measily 300 grams :-P

How many roads must a man walk down? And what about women? And how do you determine which is which?

Aug 26, 2009#46

JCM

How many libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Aug 26, 2009#47

Calleja

42 to both of you

Aug 26, 2009#48

Cuyval Dar

Aug 26, 2009#49

edzepp

There's a cat in my ceiling. Is my life in jeopardy?

Aug 26, 2009#50

Fun Size

edzepp said:
There's a cat in my ceiling. Is my life in jeopardy?

No, but he's probably watching you. What are you doing right now?

Aug 26, 2009#51

edzepp

What are you saying are you saying I'm jacking off is that what you're saying because it sure sounds like that's what you're saying but that would not be true because I'm not so shut up.

Yes. Yes I am.

Aug 26, 2009#52

Shegokigo

This conversation is much better with a visual aid:

Aug 26, 2009#53

Vytamindi

How does one being am like usually are and stuff?

Aug 26, 2009#54

Fun Size

How am I not myself?

Aug 26, 2009#55

Calleja

how profound.

not really.

Aug 26, 2009#56

quandofloo

King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

Aug 26, 2009#57

North_Ranger

Do colourless green ideas sleep furiously?

Aug 26, 2009#58

Tinwhistler

callistarya said:
That's not a fat hint or anything, right? :uhhuh:

I knew you'd end up seeing that

Aug 26, 2009#59

Calleja

... is callistarya like tin's gf or something?

Why do I feel out of the loop?

Aug 26, 2009#60

Bubble181

Calleja said:
... is callistarya like tin's gf or something?

Why do I feel out of the loop?

Fiancée. Remember those pictures of the beautiful ring? And those long posts about the honeymoon? Myeah :-P

Aug 26, 2009#61

Allen, who is Quiet

Should I add an 'm' to the beginning of anything that answers in the positive?

Aug 26, 2009#62

Calleja

I remember those, but I didn't know the lucky girl in question was a board member!

Huzzah! Welcome!

Aug 26, 2009#63

Cuyval Dar

nah. i usually tl;dr

Aug 26, 2009#64

Calleja

GODDAMMIT, ALLEN, STOP POSTING AT THE EXACT SAME MINUTE AS ME!

I hate having to retro-actively add quotes to posts I thoguht would be just under the one I was replying to.

Aug 26, 2009#65

Twitch

Do Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

Aug 26, 2009#66

Allen, who is Quiet

mkay.

I'll try harder to post at different times.

Aug 26, 2009#67

Calleja

THANK YOU!

At least refresh every thread a couple of times before adding your post, to make sure new posts of mine aren't coming in, y'know?

Aug 26, 2009#68

North_Ranger

Wait, wut? Significant others on an internet forum? I call shenanigans!

Also, why is it that every Dan Brown novel is translated into Finnish in a matter of days, while Robin Hobb's Liveship Traders is nowhere to be seen?

Aug 26, 2009#69

Twitch

North_Ranger said:
Wait, wut? Significant others on an internet forum? I call shenanigans!

Also, why is it that every Dan Brown novel is translated into Finnish in a matter of days, while Robin Hobb's Liveship Traders is nowhere to be seen?

Because every work of Dan Brown is a masterpiece. The words that flow from his pen are the arts of our age. As Michelangelo was to the brush, Brown is to the pen. With each cumulative page of his books he comes closer to the completion of his Sistine Chapel. The Agony and the Ecstasy tells a tale of a man who once we respected but pales before Brown's perfectly sculpted grasp of the English language.

Aug 26, 2009#70

Tinwhistler

Calleja said:
I remember those, but I didn't know the lucky girl in question was a board member!

Huzzah! Welcome!

She's been stalking me a while here..she just decided to make it official recently

Aug 26, 2009#71

Calleja

Twitch said:
Because every work of Dan Brown is a masterpiece. The words that flow from his pen are the arts of our age. As Michelangelo was to the brush, Brown is to the pen. With each cumulative page of his books he comes closer to the completion of his Sistine Chapel. The Agony and the Ecstasy tells a tale of a man who once we respected but pales before Brown's perfectly sculpted grasp of the English language.

Well... it could be THAT. OR... Dan Brown just sells more. It's up in the air, really.

Why don't you read them in English, anyway, N_R? I hate reading translations.

Aug 26, 2009#72

Twitch

Calleja said:
Well... it could be THAT. OR... Dan Brown just sells more. It's up in the air, really.

Why don't you read them in English, anyway, N_R? I hate reading translations.

He sells more because he's the best around. Nothing's ever going to keep him down. He tries to be the best because he's only a man and a mans gotta take it. Throughout his life when the going got tough he hung tough to make it. History repeats itself...

Aug 26, 2009#73

Calleja

Ok, now you're just singing

Aug 26, 2009#74

Twitch

Calleja said:
Ok, now you're just singing

Only because thinking of Dan Brown brings a song up within me.

Aug 26, 2009#75

North_Ranger

Calleja said:
Well... it could be THAT. OR... Dan Brown just sells more. It's up in the air, really.

Why don't you read them in English, anyway, N_R? I hate reading translations.

I've been going that way ever more and more. I'm actually thinking of getting League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Century in English rather than wait for the Finnish translation. There's always something missing in those...

Aug 26, 2009#76

callistarya

Bubble181 said:
I've managed to eat too much chocolate, but it ure as hell isn't a measily 300 grams :-P

How many roads must a man walk down? And what about women? And how do you determine which is which?

ummm..if you look in your lap...right at this moment...you will have a positive determination of which is which.

Back to the chocolate! I've gotten sick from it too but as they sayyyyy

IT HURTS SOOOOO GOOD! lmao

Aug 26, 2009#77

Bubble181

Mrs Tin-to-be, it was in reference to the thread about the African athlete who won in the female competition, but is now being tested to see whether or not she's actually biologically female ;-)
Also, watch out in naming gender and sex as one, or you'll get AmE after you :-P

And, and chocolate and (the right) beer is an awesome combo. Yumyum.

Aug 26, 2009#78

North_Ranger

Must... have... milk... chocolate.

Aug 26, 2009#79

Calleja

Chocolate stout!

Aug 26, 2009#80

callistarya

Calleja said:
I remember those, but I didn't know the lucky girl in question was a board member!

Huzzah! Welcome!

Why thank you, Calleja! I've been reading over Tin's shoulder for a long time now. He says I've been stalking him but he knew and likes it so I don't think that could actually be considered STALKING. :moon:

HOWEVER.....It would seem to sting true for the rest of you. mwahahahahah.

*girlie giggle*

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Tinwhistler said:
She's been stalking me a while here..she just decided to make it official recently

Heeeeeeeeey! At least I didn't show up after dark at your back door with a cheesecake.......gah. :eek:

Aug 26, 2009#81

Cuyval Dar

Speaking of stalking, could you clean house a little more frequently?
The dust really plays havoc with my nose.

Aug 26, 2009#82

CynicismKills

Calleja said:
Chocolate stout!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmyes, so good.

Aug 26, 2009#83

callistarya

Cuyval Dar said:
Speaking of stalking, could you clean house a little more frequently?
The dust really plays havoc with my nose.

Have you ever felt those little hairs on the back of your neck stand up on end....when you're sitting at your pc......alone.....in the dark? shhhhhhhh.....
don't turn around.....seriously!!

Tin! Get the rope!

teheheh :tongue:

Aug 26, 2009#84

Calleja

Ok, why does this forum attract only psychopaths and murderers?!

Aug 26, 2009#85

Cuyval Dar

No, see, I duct taped my neck so that those hairs can't rise.

BTW, if you look out the window, Shego is waving.

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Calleja said:
Ok, why does this forum attract only psychopaths and murderers?!

Great minds think alike?

Aug 26, 2009#86

Bubble181

Cuyval Dar said:
Great minds think alike?

So what am I doing here?

Aug 26, 2009#87

Allen, who is Quiet

Bubble181 said:
So what am I doing here?

HOPEFULLY GIVING ME SOME FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATE AND WHISPERING SWEET NOTHINGS IN MY PM BOX

Aug 26, 2009#88

callistarya

Cuyval Dar said:
No, see, I duct taped my neck so that those hairs can't rise.

BTW, if you look out the window, Shego is waving.

---------- Post added at 07:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:40 PM ----------

Great minds think alike?

Holy smokes, Batman!

Does this mean.... *sniff* ..... that I fit in? Let's celebrate! :hump:

Shego wanna plaaaaay?

Aug 26, 2009#89

Cuyval Dar

I'm sorry, Tin, you just lost your fiancee.

Aug 26, 2009#90

callistarya

I like it here. I think I'll stay for a bit.

Aug 26, 2009#91

Cuyval Dar

callistarya said:
I like it here. I think I'll stay for a bit.

Yup, Crone and Shego are going to literally :hump:

you to death.

Lucky

Aug 26, 2009#92

ZenMonkey

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Aug 26, 2009#93

callistarya

ZenMonkey said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

um...........wut?

Aug 26, 2009#94

Cuyval Dar

ZenMonkey said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

callistarya said:
um...........wut?

Aug 26, 2009#95

ZenMonkey

It's a great question of Halforum.

Aug 26, 2009#96

Cuyval Dar

ZenMonkey said:
It's a great question of Halforum.

Sure,if we could understand what it meant.

Aug 26, 2009#97

Tinwhistler

Aug 26, 2009#98

Espy

I thought it was obvious.

Aug 26, 2009#99

Tinwhistler

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ha...ded_to_use_even_go_want_to_do_look_more_like?

Aug 26, 2009#100

Cuyval Dar

ZenMonkey said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Aug 26, 2009#101

callistarya

Cuyval Dar said:
Yup, Crone and Shego are going to literally you to death.

Lucky

Really? ooooo sounds like fun. I like a little fire in my pets.

:eek:

OH MY GOSH! Did I say that out loud? I meant umm...ummm..oh shit..

oh oh oh wait.... I am your slave and I bow to the oh mighty Crone and Shego.

GET SOME!!!!! :unibrow: