Oh Google, how you know me

[Andromache]

well, if Google knows, I guess my objections are pointless.

 

[phil]

Admittedly, this is probably a skill you are lacking in.

I think if google wanted to show me how to pick up dudes, I would find it an accurate criticism of my current skill set.

 

[Dave]

well, if Google knows, I guess my objections are pointless.

I'm sure several men over the years have fallen for you. The ad says nothing about reciprocation.

 

[Andromache]

Admittedly, this is probably a skill you are lacking in.

oh the stories I could tell. which is to say, you're somewhat incredibly incorrect on this point.

 

[phil]

Or perhaps they intend for you to find out what to avoid.

 

[AshburnerX]

Google is cold.

 

[Rob King]

It keeps giving me an ad for a "Bedwetting Messageboard."

Dave, does our messageboard even have a bladder?

 

[Espy]

It's asking me for money.

 

[ScytheRexx]

It keeps trying to make me trade currency. I guess it knows I am broke.

 

[phil]

For me, Google thinks I have an eating disorder, and that I'm a monther of a child in the navy, that I would like to purchase a cork bulletin board and suggests a different forum for me to go to.

 

[Shegokigo]

I think Google has been monitoring my "other" profession just a little too closely, yet is trying to be subtle about it....

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

I got one for the Plenty of Fish dating site.

 

[Bubble181]

Huh. It's always giving me sharp prices on high tech produchts, and management training courses.

 

[AshburnerX]

I don't get the ads, period. Is it AdBlock/NoScript?

 

[Cat]

:io:

 

[Andromache]

:io:

Winner.

 

[General Specific]

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
One of these things is not like the others
...or is it?

 

[Cuyval Dar]

I don't get the ads, period. Is it AdBlock/NoScript?

You know, it would kinda be beneficial to the longevity of these forums if you didn't block said ads.

 

[AshburnerX]

I don't get the ads, period. Is it AdBlock/NoScript?

You know, it would kinda be beneficial to the longevity of these forums if you didn't block said ads.[/QUOTE]

If it's AdBlock, is it possible to make an exception for JUST this site? Not too familiar with using it to unblock stuff.

 

[Singularity.EXE]

Mine is attempting to sell me forum software. Needless to say I am off to build a rival forum to Mr. Ed-head. See you all at DAVEFORUMS.COM!

Wait.

 

[Vytamindi]

HAHAHAH EATING DISORDERS

*pokes pudge*

 

[North_Ranger]

...why are the ads trying to sell me gay cruises?

 

[Shegokigo]

...why are the ads trying to sell me gay cruises?

Cause yours is the only accurate one? :slywink:

 

[Shannow]

Huh, mine says stuff about navy for Moms, and used van forums.

They know me too well...

 

[GasBandit]

I get dating sites for fish (apparently), and ebay motors. I own no fish, and my car works fine. :shrug:

 

[SeraRelm]

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I'm a mother whose child is interested in the US Navy and they say I should have more information

that makes me hopping mad

 

[JONJONAUG]

I don't get one because I don't bother to configure AdBlock.

 

[Hylian]

I seem to get ads for stock trading, dry erase boards, small business programs, and ironing boards

 

[figmentPez]

"Message Boards
Build Your Own Forum Online Free to Start & Easily Customisable"

For some reason I found that ad hilarious.

 

[Gared]

Forex for me. Because you know my unemployed ass has sooooo much money to be trading right now.

 

[Bubble181]

Forex, free smileys and an add for the saxinmypocket.com forums, apparently an ecclectic and intellectual discussion forum, unlike this place.

 

[Rob King]

Thought I'd post this one here. It's from another site

Apparently this ad expects me to believe there are women available to me all over the place. Including in wilderness areas and the Atlantic Ocean.

They also don't have the name of my city spelled correctly, although they're hardly unique in that.

 

[AshburnerX]

NEGLECTED MERMAID WIVES ARE HOT FOR ATTENTION! CLICK FOR INFO!

 

[Andromache]