People of Walmart (site of the day)

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Laurelai

Somehow, I manage to miss the 0300 Wal-Mart 9-1-1's. I work in a relatively low income/education city and we have a good sized Wal-Mart in our area. I'm really surprised I'm only there during regular hours. Only late nighter I had was like 3 years ago, and that was in the parking lot. She was spitting crazy though. It was entertaining to watch as she went from somewhat rational to head-spinning-wacko-bolting-out-our-door only to be tackled by the police. I love a good police tackling.
 
LittleSin

LittleSin

I was once in Wal Mart and there was a woman there with long, black, thinning hair and a hairy upper lip. She had a lazy eye that shot off to the left at disconcerting angle. She was wearing a white tank top and jean shorts...which barely contained her 400 pound body. Her only form of locomotion was a scooter that moved very slowly, as if strained by her weight.

It beeped like a transport truck when she had to back up.

My husband openly laughed at her. She screamed at him in an accent that told us she was from deep in the 'Bay'.

Still, I hate Wal Mart...my husband, however, loves it.
 
Rob King

Rob King

LittleSin said:
I was once in Wal Mart and there was a woman there with long, black, thinning hair and a hairy upper lip. She had a lazy eye that shot off to the left at disconcerting angle. She was wearing a white tank top and jean shorts...which barely contained her 400 pound body. Her only form of locomotion was a scooter that moved very slowly, as if strained by her weight.

It beeped like a transport truck when she had to back up.

My husband openly laughed at her. She screamed at him in an accent that told us she was from deep in the 'Bay'.

Still, I hate Wal Mart...my husband, however, loves it.
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I hate Wal*Mart for reasons entirely separate the clientele. I actually quite enjoy people watching, so Wal*Mart is as good a place as any.

I just don't like the effect it has on local businesses. Or the sweatshop thing.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Chazwozel;247298][quote=Cajungal said:
Just the other day I saw this very large woman in white stretch pants. That would have been fine (or at least not noteworthy) except that her shirt was so short and her pants were stretched so tight across her ass that you could see her hot pink thong underneath.

:Leyla:
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Don't you live in the heart of "fat ass country"? Why the hell is it the fatter the woman, the more revealing her clothing and underwear? Especially thongs! Fat women wear thongs all the time! Are they just easier to buy in larger sizes or what?[/QUOTE]

There ARE a lot of fat people down here. There are more festivals here (mostly food-based) than there are weeks in the year, as I'm often said. So there's plenty to eat and lot a lot of exercising going on.

To be honest, I don't care if a fat woman wears revealing clothing. That's her right, and if it makes her feel good, more power to her. I don't have the balls to show any skin, and I'm half their size. But I disapprove of any size woman whose underwear/crack is in full view for all to see. I just think a little class at any dress size goes a very long way.

There are a lot of those women here that Chris Rock talk about in one of his acts. They're 300 pounds but they strut their stuff like they're... well to stick with a forum favorite... Scarlett Johanssen. I only fear for their health.
 
LittleSin

LittleSin

Rob King;247530][quote=LittleSin said:
I was once in Wal Mart and there was a woman there with long, black, thinning hair and a hairy upper lip. She had a lazy eye that shot off to the left at disconcerting angle. She was wearing a white tank top and jean shorts...which barely contained her 400 pound body. Her only form of locomotion was a scooter that moved very slowly, as if strained by her weight.

It beeped like a transport truck when she had to back up.

My husband openly laughed at her. She screamed at him in an accent that told us she was from deep in the 'Bay'.

Still, I hate Wal Mart...my husband, however, loves it.
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I hate Wal*Mart for reasons entirely separate the clientele. I actually quite enjoy people watching, so Wal*Mart is as good a place as any.

I just don't like the effect it has on local businesses. Or the sweatshop thing.[/QUOTE]

I used to work there. I didn't last long. It's actually a very stressful job for the low amount of money you get and no one ever shows up for weekend shifts so the lines would gt crazy and customers would complain about it.

It was about the time that a lady started throwing her purchases at me cuz I scanned something wrong that I knew I had to get out. I apologized, I was totally sincere too...I felt really bad...but she didn't have to start thowing shit at me. :waah:
 
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meyoumeyou

I've spent roughly 60 hours a week (or more) in various Walmarts for about 4 of the last 6 years.

One major regret is not having a camera and/or video camera at hand at all times to document the sights I've seen.
 
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rabbitgod

Well that's awkward.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is a really friendly community. There's probably block parties every weekend. Pot lucks, neighborhood watches, the works.
 
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rabbitgod

Just so there's no confusion I meant to say 'that community' referring to Nazi lady.

I'm well aware that this place is filled with pink shirted teddy bears.
 
Bonhomme Richard

Bonhomme Richard

Can't say I've ever had as memorable specimens at our local WalMart, but then again I hardly ever go anymore. WalMart just annoys me. It's not the "evil capitalist" company or even what it does to local businesses. It's the fact that they sell junk...cheap. If I need something I can go to WalMart and get it very cheap and it breaks or falls apart in short order. I'd rather spend the money up front and have it last than have to keep buying the same thing over and over. And if I can support a local business in the process, all the better.
 
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rabbitgod

Rob King - Oh of course. Your avatar really helps with the whole thing.
 
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rabbitgod

Awww, he's in a little wheelchair. Little guy must be tired. Or paraplegic. Either way.
 
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lafftaff

In the Wal-Mart parking lot there were these 2 really short guys attempting to fight. They kept throwing air punches & air kicking but never actually touching eachother. Hilarious

The parking is also were I always get accosted by people selling perfume or selling Jesus.
 
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SeraRelm

I go to Dollar General, that way I don't have to get all dressed up and fancy like I'm going to Wal-mart.
 
Jake

Jake

I've only grabbed a few things from Walmart over the last few years, and probably 80% or so got returned broken.

Also, if I get a gift that I want to exchange and I don't have any idea where it came from I'll look it up on Walmart's website and if they sell it I'll just take it there.
 
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I go to wal-mart. It's cheap, and all in one place. For every one of those freaks, there are a thousand normal people in Wal-Mart.
 
klew

klew

Some sell groceries and discount pharmaceuticals, so don't think that people only go there to buy cheap imported material goods.
 
Frank

Frank

What would drive someone to wear that outside, the nazi sweater? It just baffles me that someone would be so bereft of attention that they would seek the kind of negative response she's probably getting from everyone around her, black or white.
 
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Dave

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Frankie said:
What would drive someone to wear that outside, the nazi sweater? It just baffles me that someone would be so bereft of attention that they would seek the kind of negative response she's probably getting from everyone around her, black or white.
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Some company manufactured that shirt!!
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Frankie said:
What would drive someone to wear that outside, the nazi sweater? It just baffles me that someone would be so bereft of attention that they would seek the kind of negative response she's probably getting from everyone around her, black or white.
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I had an attention whore student that would wear Nazi crap to school. One day she came up to my desk while wearing a crochet swastika, and I told her that people that wore that symbol tried to kill my uncles. That was the last time she wore that to my class.
 
Rob King

Rob King

I think the Swastika is actually a pretty cool symbol, but at this point our culture just cannot divorce it from Nazism. And for all my socially retarded ideas, not even I'm stupid enough to walk around wearing one. Much less a sweater covering my entire torso which is obviously colored to mimic the Nazi flag.
 
HoboNinja

HoboNinja

Yeah my buddy Grant has a holocaust denier in his American Government class and I just thought what the fuck... Like you hear about them existing but this is the only one that I have heard of from a real life friend and hes at my college... in Iowa. Who the fuck in Iowa is a damn Nazi?

Most everyone just ignores him or stares at him dumbfounded on how he could believe it never happened. When the teacher showed pictures of concentration camps to him he said they were doctored, but if the holocaust were to ever happen it would be good because the Jews are oh so bad...


Like honestly I want to meet this kid so I can punch him in the face.
 
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meyoumeyou

Got my free entertainment value for the weekend, witnessed a potential thief get flat out tackled and subsequently pinned down for 5-10 minutes while a crowd stood around watching/smoking/laughing as they waited for the cops.

Completely overzealous on the part of the guy doing the tackling, sure. But the scene was worth a laugh or three.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

a) it's not because you're negationist that you're a nazi. It's theoretically possible to believe the Holocaust never took place, yet not be a national-socialist or fascist
b) theoretically, there's nothing really wrong with national-socialism as a political ideology; much like communism, it's just forever paired with a certain way it was put into practise in reality
c) I'm neither negationist or nazi, to be sure :-P
d) I did manage to shock some people quite horribly though...About a year ago, at my grandfather's funeral, I wore my balck leather trenchcoat. Some of his resistance friends and such were there as well. They said it was in bloody bad taste to wear an SS coat to a resistance figter's funeral. Oops.
 
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Pojodan

Walmart is where God sends the people natural selection should've killed off.

That way, when the Second Coming happens, it'll be easy to pick out the defective ones.
 
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