Bumper Stickers

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sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I hate when the person in front of me does some thing stupid like short stopping. I plant my brakes and yell "JESUS!"

Only to see that the reason I yelled "JESUS"was because it was written on the back of their car. They led me to sin with their 2 different causes.
 
bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Jesus Saves, the rest of you take full damage.

Jusus saves, passes to Moses, He shoots, he SCORES!

One by one, the penguins steal my sanity.

SL,UT
 
B

Batdan

Before I traded my PT Cruiser in, I had one on the back that said "Toonces is my copilot."

I would have thought more people would know what it was referencing. Sheesh.
 
General Specific

General Specific

I've seen numerous bumper stickers here in the south proclaiming that "God/Jesus is my pilot" and even seen one that said "If God is your copilot, switch seats!"

I just have to roll my eyes at that.
 
MindDetective

MindDetective

My brother gave me a license plate frame that reads: "When I'm famous / I won't be driving this car" It's the only statement I allow my car to make for me, mostly because it is true.
 
K

Kitty Sinatra

That assumes that wealth always comes with fame. But what happens when you are famous for something ridiculous? Like driving that shitty car?


hmmm, I could've worked harder on this joke.
 
Gared

Gared

I think one of my favorites was the magnetic ribbon (like the support our troops, etc.) that said "Support the Magnetic Ribbon Industry."
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Don't really ever see any bumper stickers on cars here. Only thing you get here are those silly "baby on board" things, which just plain suck.
 
Vytamindi

Vytamindi

A buh-billion years ago my alma mater printed some alumni band bumper stickers. If I can ever get my hands on one, I will stick it on some huge magnet and slap it on my car.

See? I can't even commit to that on a sticker level!
 
Dave

Dave

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I have one bumper sticker. "Dallas Cowboys".

But my bumper sticker story.

When I was in high school in the 1980s (shut up) it was during the time of the "I :heart: My ..." fad that I'm glad is gone. But it was great fun when National Lampoon magazine sold little stickers with pictures of screws on them. So a friend of mine and I bought 250 of them and went to the mall...

By the time we left we were almost out and the cars all proudly proclaimed "I [screw] My Dog", "I [screw] My Kids", "I [screw] Jesus"...
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Dave said:
I have one bumper sticker. "Dallas Cowboys".

But my bumper sticker story.

When I was in high school in the 1980s (shut up) it was during the time of the "I :heart: My ..." fad that I'm glad is gone. But it was great fun when National Lampoon magazine sold little stickers with pictures of screws on them. So a friend of mine and I bought 250 of them and went to the mall...

By the time we left we were almost out and the cars all proudly proclaimed "I [screw] My Dog", "I [screw] My Kids", "I [screw] Jesus"...
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Ah, the good ol' days before the police state, mall surveillance cameras...
 
HoboNinja

HoboNinja

Gruebeard said:
We don't really do bumper stickers up here in Canada - or at least Ontario - but there are a rare few sticking around. And I mean, they're rare enough that it surprises me to see a a bumper sticker. Anyway, I keep seeing one Chevy around town with a sticker on it that says

"Not out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign"


Now, the irony of this is that in my town here Toyota has recently set up shop here, and they've got another plant just down the highway. Honda and Suzuki also build cars in this province.

But that Chevy with the sticker? It's not built in Canada. The fucking idiot who stuck that sticker on his car is a fucking idiot.
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Are you sure it wasn't made in Canada? A lot of Chevrolet cars are made up there, my sister's Monte Carlo was made in Canuckastan.
 
Dave

Dave

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sixpackshaker;256005][quote=Dave said:
I have one bumper sticker. \"Dallas Cowboys\".

But my bumper sticker story.

When I was in high school in the 1980s (shut up) it was during the time of the \"I :heart: My ...\" fad that I'm glad is gone. But it was great fun when National Lampoon magazine sold little stickers with pictures of screws on them. So a friend of mine and I bought 250 of them and went to the mall...

By the time we left we were almost out and the cars all proudly proclaimed \"I [screw] My Dog\", \"I [screw] My Kids\", \"I [screw] Jesus\"...
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Ah, the good ol' days before the police state, mall surveillance cameras...[/QUOTE]

Apparently we weren't the only ones who did this.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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I love the plain square black ones that say in white letters:

"W

The President"

No indication of being positive or negative, just stating that he was the president. No commentary at all, just reminding us I guess. Thanks, guy in front of me?
 
K

Kitty Sinatra

HoboNinja;256012][quote=Gruebeard said:
We don't really do bumper stickers up here in Canada - or at least Ontario - but there are a rare few sticking around. And I mean, they're rare enough that it surprises me to see a a bumper sticker. Anyway, I keep seeing one Chevy around town with a sticker on it that says

"Not out of a job yet? Keep buying foreign"


Now, the irony of this is that in my town here Toyota has recently set up shop here, and they've got another plant just down the highway. Honda and Suzuki also build cars in this province.

But that Chevy with the sticker? It's not built in Canada. The fucking idiot who stuck that sticker on his car is a fucking idiot.
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Are you sure it wasn't made in Canada? A lot of Chevrolet cars are made up there, my sister's Monte Carlo was made in Canuckastan.[/QUOTE]

No. I looked it up. Also damn right Chevys are made in Canuckistan. I build one.
 
S

Soliloquy

"This car protected by security sticker" was one that I took a liking to.
 
General Specific

General Specific

Cajungal said:
I love the plain square black ones that say in white letters:

"W

The President"

No indication of being positive or negative, just stating that he was the president. No commentary at all, just reminding us I guess. Thanks, guy in front of me?
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My uncle has (had?) one like that the read:

"M

The Moron"
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Bumper stickers I don't really care about. Some can be funny. Ones that try and convey some serious message are usually annoying. What I hate are vanity plates that say things like "SPOILED." :mad:
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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:rofl: Man, I haven't read Achewood in ages. I think I'll use my shift to catch up... after doing the homework I should be doing right now. *grumble*
 
fade

fade

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I do like "Subvert the dominant paradigm". I like the hint of insidious, creeping thought-change it hints at, rather than "I'm gonna kick your ass". It's "I'm going to slowly and softly change the way you think about things, and you won't even know I was here."
 
Rob King

Rob King

That reminds me of a book I've been meaning to read: A Subversive Orthodoxy, except the thrust of it is that Christian Humanism is essentially responsible for everything good in modern culture.
 
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