Ask me anything: Super Fun Size Smart-Ass Edition
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Aren't you really just bite size???
North_Ranger
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I see you have a line running on your forehead. Is that perhaps the seam of the lid, meaning that you have to periodically take out your brain and wash it?
Beer and nachos.
I'm skipping around because some answers require links and I'm on my phone.
Yes. I can also say that I am a rocket scientist, starred in Cats on Broadway, and invented the Internet. Don't make it so, but I can say it.
My avatar is explained in full here. The short version is that it is an promotional picture for a company that makes a lifelike bust from photographs to store cremains in. The line is there to open it up. My goal is to purchase several of them and use them to store things like loose change, or perhaps as a charming candy dish.
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I'm an aquarius, the water sign. My lovely wife is a pisces, the fish sign. You would think that would mean that we are very campatible, but in reality, t just means she's most comfortable when she's in me.
It's...awkward.
Actually, no. I happen to know that it is, in fact, butter, and that the entire thing is a conspiracy put forth by the Illuminati combined with the International Margarine Council to convince people that margarine is superior to butter, thus increasing overall margarine sales while striking at the heart of their sworn enemies, the Dairy Council.
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I fall pretty firmly on the clean shaven side, but would be willing to reconsider if she had enough money.
As for my own face, it depends on how lazy I feel that day/week/month.
Close enough to drive there for Indian food, but far enough away so that even on windy days I avoid the patchouli haze caused by the large hippy chick population.
No. I'm afraid that meeting in real life might change the nature of our relationship, and then everyone here would notice that we were being weird around each, all talking behind our backs in PMs, speculating on what happened. Too much drama.
Between having young kids and a fear of heights, I'm guessing it'll be a while before I return to the Point.
Between having young kids and a fear of heights, I'm guessing it'll be a while before I return to the Point.[/QUOTE]
Young kids make it hard. I'm going to try to get an all day babysitter so it's just me and my wife.
We took them to the halloween events a few years ago. Four kids, two double strollers, and two adults.
It was arduous.
The kids are getting older, though. We'll see...
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Beer and nachos.[/QUOTE]
I won't pretend I haven't stuck my junk in those before, so it's a date!
It will be be squandered on video games, either replenishing my PSP supplies or going towards my Wii Christmas package (Kids get a Wii, wife gets Wii fit, I get new Mario and games of killing).
Unless Best Buy has hookers and blow. Then all bets are off.
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Dude, with the way you throw money around online? Not a chance.
Dave
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Wait until you get it. *tee hee*
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Best+Bu...Card/9057307.p?id=1218013388273&skuId=9057307
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Best+Bu...Card/9057307.p?id=1218013388273&skuId=9057307
FUUUUUUUUUUN SIIIIIIIIIIZE!!!!!!!:boxing:
Stealing nachos is an unforgivable offense in any context, but it is particularly grievous that you have done so from the green-scaled monkey lord. I fear your dreams will be peppered with green-scaled poo flinging henceforth unless you can retrieve and deliver the required peace offering to him. Good news: it's just a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. Green-scaled monkey lord is a huge Elvis fan.
Nope, but it's not my fault she sucks at Mortal Kombat.
My wife, on the other hand - her I let win. I'm no fool.
What is your favorite way to spend free time?
What hobby do you wish you want to try?
Have you blessed the rains down in Africa?
What hobby do you wish you want to try?
Have you blessed the rains down in Africa?
When I'm with the kids, I like to play games. When I'm with my wife, we generally watch some show on dvd. When I'm alone, I play PSP and read books - fiction.
Hobbies I would like to try: I would like to physically make something. I like to write, and I program for a living, but it would be cool to do sculpture or painting that would result in an actual physical result, not just bytes on a computer somewhere.
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
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