My Dinner With Gusto (AMA)

[Gusto]

My Top Ten, in no particular order:

Achewood
Starslip Crisis
Bobwhite
Sheldon
Penny Aracde
Octopus Pie
Order of the Stick
Erfworld
Hark! A Vagrant
Gunnerkrigg Court

Honourable mentions go to:

PVP
Girls with Slingshots
The Gun Show
Dinosaur Comics
Joe Loves Crappy Movies

I can justify any of these if needed.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

How are you feeling about JLCM and its very sporadic update schedule?

 

[Gusto]

Not so good. That's probably why it's only an honorable mention.

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Order of the Stick, I feel, is good enough to overcome a fucking terrible update frequency.

 

[Gusto]

Hey guys I'm still here and a little bored today so maybe kinda ask me some things.

 

[Fun Size]

How often do you begin an art project with a specific idea in mind, and how often do you just start with nothing to go on at all?

 

[Cajungal]

What kind of shampoo do you use?

If you started a line of hair products, what would you call them?

 

[Gusto]

All the time. I often start on an idea for an ongoing project and quickly lose steam on following up on it as real life intervenes, or I get a bunch of ideas for projects that I become less enamoured of as time goes on.

Next time I think of a subject for a painting, I should literally drop everything and have that painting done within a couple hours. It's the only way it'll get finished.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Gusto, here's a subject: A high five

 

[Morphine]

So, Gusto, what's the worst and the best thing you've done?

 

[Docseverin]

So Gusto, what are your thoughts on Canadian involvement in Southern Afghanistan?

 

[Gusto]

So, Gusto, what's the worst and the best thing you've done?

I already answered this question, although I answered it wrong...

The worst thing I've ever done is squander years of my life and thousands of dollars paying for college that I basically screwed around with.

The best thing I've ever done is grab two girls and throw them out of a bus shelter as a van was careening out of control down a frozen hill road and completely demolished the bus stop and the nearby lamppost. It was pretty crazy.

So Gusto, what are your thoughts on Canadian involvement in Southern Afghanistan?

This is gonna seem ignorant, but I have no idea. I honestly haven't kept up to date on any of the Afghanistan goings-on. I have a standard position of "support the troops, not the war" but recently a friend of mine, an engineering graduate, has enlisted for basic and since become an officer in charge of a small team of engineers. I've heard some cool stories from training but I haven't heard much about him being deployed or anything.

I suppose if that happens, I'll start paying more attention and probably form an actual opinion. Sorry. hwell:

 

[Cajungal]

-Not a question, but a dare. I dare you to draw an MS paint scene of what the best day ever would be for Kevin "Gusto" Miller.

-If you had a chance to make any inanimate object sentient, what would you choose and why? (In the spirit of our BatB viewing last week)

-What is a topic besides the forum and other forumites that you'd like me to write a song about?

-Say that you were the host of a variety show, and you want to make the first episode amazing enough to get millions and millions of people hooked. What entertainers would you line up for your show?

-Word association:

Banana

Fiber

Shoestring

Legolas

Button

Scoop

Brass

Flap

Cylinder

Dolphin

Magazine

Lens

Bend

Relaxation

Pipe

 

[Shaw Coyote]

Have you ever eaten a Tourtierre pie?

Also, did you call it a Turkaire pie?

 

[Gusto]

Since it's what all the cool people are doing, I'M BRINGIN' IT BACK.

Ask Me Anything.

 

[Cajungal]

You never answered my last questions, slacker!

 

[Gusto]

Ask me different ones! :imsosorry:

 

[phil]

Gusto, you should do a Dare me anything. NEW FORUM MEME!

to keep this an AMA (for now) my question to you is why aren't you doing a dare me anything?

also, what is your favorite pet?

 

[Null]

Who's on your top ten list of dream women?

 

[Morphine]

boohoo, not fair, I want to bring mine back and it's closed u_u

Anywho...

Gustito: How do you see yourself in 3 years? ...in 10??

What do you prefer: asking for permission or for forgiveness?

 

[Gusto]

Gusto, you should do a Dare me anything. NEW FORUM MEME!

to keep this an AMA (for now) my question to you is why aren't you doing a dare me anything?

also, what is your favorite pet?

I'm not doing a DMA because I would never be able to keep up with you people and your demands.

I'm not a pet person, really. I'm allergic to basically anything with fur, and even if that were to be cured RIGHT NOW, I'm long past the age where I have an interest in pet ownership.

Who's on your top ten list of dream women?

Are you talking celebrities, or at least people well-known enough that forumites would recognize them? If I were to list Dream Women without these qualifiers, I think a lot of them would be completely lost on you, unless you wen't to my high school or at least grew up in my city.

boohoo, not fair, I want to bring mine back and it's closed u_u

Anywho...

Gustito: How do you see yourself in 3 years? ...in 10??

What do you prefer: asking for permission or for forgiveness?

I was just gonna go unlock it for you, but it looks like someone already did. hwell:

In three years I'll have graduated and be working probably in Accounting or AP at City Hall of Kitchener. I'll hopefully have moved out of my parents' house by then, maybe even with a special lady. :love: A man can dream right?

And I prefer asking permission... moooooost of the time.

 

[Null]

So do whatever list you want, Gusto. It's your dream. If you need to explain who they are, do so.

 

[Gusto]

So do whatever list you want, Gusto. It's your dream. If you need to explain who they are, do so.

Very well.

In no particular order:

Michelle Trachtenberg
Rachelle Dubeau
Alyson Hannigan
Alexa DiCresce
Mila Kunis
Jordan Capri
Kristen Bell
Laura Melcher
Aria Giovanni
Justine Joli

A mix of personal acquaintances, celebrities, and pornstars.

 

[Cajungal]

KEVINISSIMO!

Write a brief synopsis for a movie starring you, Juski, Bumble, and Allen.

Also, what's the most complicated dish you'd like to try and cook?

 

[Gusto]

-If you had a chance to make any inanimate object sentient, what would you choose and why? (In the spirit of our BatB viewing last week)

A dusting cloth. Dusting is the worst chore ever and I want it to happen autonomously.

-What is a topic besides the forum and other forumites that you'd like me to write a song about?

There's actually a country/blues song I have in mind for you to try, but I don't know if it's even possible to recreate on ukulele alone...

-Say that you were the host of a variety show, and you want to make the first episode amazing enough to get millions and millions of people hooked. What entertainers would you line up for your show?

I have no idea! I'd much rather be an entertainer than a host.

-Word association:

Banana

Hammock.

Fiber

Muffins.

Shoestring

Pasta.

Legolas

Bleach.

Button

Mushrooms!

Scoop

Ice cream.

Brass

Bronze.

Flap

Wings.

Cylinder

TUBES!

Dolphin

Missile. (Don't ask)

Magazine

EGM.

Lens

Crafters.

Bend

Bender.

Relaxation

Deck.

Pipe

Smoke.

 

[Cajungal]

Dolphin

Missile. (Don't ask)

Well now I gotta.

 

[Gusto]

Dolphin

Missile. (Don't ask)

Well now I gotta.[/QUOTE]

I don't remember what led up to it, but it's an inside joke so convoluted that I don't even remember all of it. For some reason in high school, a friend of mine and I thought the mental image of two battlesips firing missles at each other and accidentally spearing a dolphin as it happily jumps out of the sea hilarious.

Of course I was also a Family Guy fan at the time, and that kind of senselessness (especially the violence) doesn't really appeal to me anymore.

 

[Cajungal]

I love timing jokes like that. :laugh: My brother would love that, too.

 

[Gusto]

KEVINISSIMO!

Write a brief synopsis for a movie starring you, Juski, Bumble, and Allen.

Your basic college roadtrip movie, except our heroes are desperately trying to pass their classes, party, get laid, and hide the truth about the horrible accidental murder of CynicismKills.

Juski as the raging party-aholic.
Bumble as the loveable artistic ladies-man.
Allen as the socially-awkward nerd.
Gusto as the voice of reason who comes to terms with the decisions tat brought him to this point.

Morphine, Espy and Calleja as the hilariously inneffectual police duo/sexy female dispatcher.

Also, what's the most complicated dish you'd like to try and cook?

I'd love to be able to make some fantastic calamari with a garlic aeoli, that shit is delicious and I'd like to learn how to make it for myself.

 

[Cajungal]

I want that movie right now.

 

[Element 117]

Dear gusto, can you photograph and then post the picture of yourself posting a picture of yourself to this thread?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Dear gusto, can you photograph and then post the picture of yourself posting a picture of yourself to this thread?

Mind=blown

 

[Fun Size]

Dear Gusto,
Is there a request for a painting that you would refuse to do for any amount of money? Example: The Birth of Venus, except instead of Venus it was Dave, and instead of flowing hair it was flapping hooties.

 

[Cajungal]

Another thing I must see...

 

[Gusto]

I think given a proper amount of money I could be convinced to paint anything as long as it wasn't completely opposite my personal beliefs or made me physically ill.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Allen as the socially-awkward nerd.

How did you know?