A thread in which phil hits on you.

[Iaculus]

Hey there, is that a wrench in your pocket, or are you... wait, wait. Whoa.

Aren't you a chick? So what's...

... Well now. This is awkward.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Hey there, is that a wrench in your pocket, or are you... wait, wait. Whoa.

Aren't you a chick? So what's...

... Well now. This is awesome.

:toocool:

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

So...I herd u liek mudkipz.

 

[Andromache]

I'm just going to throw this out there. If you like it you can keep it, otherwise just send it on back.


I want to be on you.

 

[phil]

necro.

I was watching you across the room tonight. you were looking good. Tell you what, lemme get those digits and I'll give you mine.

 

[phil]

N-n-n-neeeeeeecro!


Listen, I know we've had our differences. But baby, let's work it out. I think we can make some magic. Let me be your magician.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Oh my, but Phil, I'm just a naive southern belle who doesn't know much about the outside world and its ways.

 

[phil]

Oh my, but Phil, I'm just a naive southern belle who doesn't know much about the outside world and its ways.

Srsly

 

[LordRavage]

Nice boots. Wanna F#ck.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Are those astronaut pants? Cause your ass is outta this world.

 

[Bowielee]

Do you have any Bohemian in you?




Would you like to?

Hey-o.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Srsly

Oh Phil, you know just what a southern gal wants to hear.

 

[bigcountry23]

That dress looks great on you, let's see what it looks like wadded up in the corner of my room tomorrow morning!