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A thread in which phil hits on you.

#1

phil

phil

How you doin' tonight?

Gotta say, you're rockin' that outfit.

you come here often?


#2

Cajungal

Cajungal

:slap:


#3



Cuyval Dar

;)


#4

Ross

Ross

Thanks! I think the "boxers only" trend is going to catch on!

...damn it's hot outside.


#5

Shannow

Shannow

Cajungal said:
:slap:
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Thread over.


#6

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

"Do you have a magnet in your ass, or why can't I take my eyes off of it?"

"Your father must be a milkman, since you have such lovely juggs."

"You. Me. My place. Today."

"My name is (Your Name Here). There, now you'll know whose name to scream when you get the orgasm of a lifetime."

"Excuse me, can I borrow your cellphone? Why? I would like to call your mother and thank her."

"I left my keys at home. Can I stay over at your place?"


#7

Bubble181

Bubble181

How you doin'?

Let's watch a nice movie together!

Hey, is that your fifth cocktail tonight? No, Let's get you a couple more, than...:whistling:

Does this smell like chloroform to you?


#8

Hylian

Hylian

:20:


#9

Bubble181

Bubble181

hylian said:
:20:
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#10

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Do you have any Irish in ya? Do you wants some?

So would your boyfriend mind if you bought me a drink?


#11



Philosopher B.

There's a party in my pants and you're invited.


#12

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up?

I'm a man of few words. Wanna fuck?


#13



ThatNickGuy

Do you like shellfish? 'Cause I got a full plate of muscles! *flexes*

*undoes his pants and pulls 'em down* So, how about it?

*bends over backwards so I'm basically thrusting at you* Listen, I could care less, but my crotch would like to buy you a beer.

Have you seen my beachball? It's shaped...a little...like this! *flex with arms in front like you're holding a big ball*


#14

strawman

strawman

Phil, a night with me is like September 11th: A little shaky and sad at first, but once I get you in bed, game over!

-Adam


#15

phil

phil

woa-oh-oh. Certainly a lot of talent in here tonight.

I'm normally a one forumite man, but if you and your friends want to join in, well, the more the merrier.

I don't want to be too forward, but baby, I'm like the server. I go down at a moments notice.


#16

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

phil said:
I don't want to be too forward, but baby, I'm like the server. I go down at a moments notice.
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:hitit:


#17

phil

phil

I can be quiet too, allen, if you want.


#18

Telephius

Telephius

"Hey Miss I notice all these guys over here bothering you with cheesy lines, how about you join my thread where you will be talked to instead of talked at?"


#19

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Hay baby


#20



Philosopher B.

:confused:


#21

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Thread Necromancer said:
So would your boyfriend mind if you bought me a drink?
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:rofl: I've actually said that before, word for word. :rofl:


#22

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I have a plan, and it's as hot as my pants!


#23

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

the ones you aren't wearing?


#24



SeraRelm

"Hey baby, you got a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I wanna fuck you."


#25



WolfOfOdin

"I'm drunk, you're attractive enough."


#26

Chippy

Chippy

Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection.


#27

phil

phil

I'm just going to throw this out there. If you like it you can keep it, otherwise just send it on back.


I want to be on you.


#28



Andromache

SeraRelm said:
"Hey baby, you got a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I wanna fuck you."
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:wocatagon:

this sentence hurts. Am I missing something, or is it not supposed to make sense?


#29

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

"I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal."


#30



Skinny Santa

Crone;263328][quote=SeraRelm said:
"Hey baby, you got a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I wanna fuck you."
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:wocatagon:

this sentence hurts. Am I missing something, or is it not supposed to make sense?[/QUOTE]

Original one is You got a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants or something like that.

Post pick up lines are kind of a joke trend

Did you fall from heaven? Lets fuck etc..


#31



Wasabi Poptart

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?


#32

phil

phil

Skinny Santa;263377][quote=Crone;263328][quote=SeraRelm said:
"Hey baby, you got a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I wanna fuck you."
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:wocatagon:

this sentence hurts. Am I missing something, or is it not supposed to make sense?[/quote]

Original one is You got a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants or something like that.

Post pick up lines are kind of a joke trend

Did you fall from heaven? Lets fuck etc..[/QUOTE]

Mo' like: Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause you shoulda landed RIGHT HERE BABY! (It should be noted that I am pointing to my "hammer" [WHO WILL SAY IT FIRST?!?] )


#33

Cajungal

Cajungal

I've deflated "can I buy you a drink" users so bad. I can't flirt...frickin... at all.

"That depends. Is this a drink and friendly conversation with pleasant-looking company or a drink bought in hopes that, by the end of the night, I'll want to go home with you?"

I just like for things to be clear!


#34

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hey girls, look at my machinery!

Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't like them on my conscience. Not when they ought to be on my face!


#35



WolfOfOdin

Superize! I drugged your drink


#36



Iaculus

Hey there, is that a wrench in your pocket, or are you... wait, wait. Whoa.

Aren't you a chick? So what's...

... Well now. This is awkward.


#37



Kitty Sinatra

Iaculus said:
Hey there, is that a wrench in your pocket, or are you... wait, wait. Whoa.

Aren't you a chick? So what's...

... Well now. This is awesome.
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:toocool:


#38



Wasabi Poptart

So...I herd u liek mudkipz.


#39



Andromache

phil said:
I'm just going to throw this out there. If you like it you can keep it, otherwise just send it on back.


I want to be on you.
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#40

phil

phil

necro.

I was watching you across the room tonight. you were looking good. Tell you what, lemme get those digits and I'll give you mine.



#41

phil

phil

N-n-n-neeeeeeecro!


Listen, I know we've had our differences. But baby, let's work it out. I think we can make some magic. Let me be your magician.


#42

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Oh my, but Phil, I'm just a naive southern belle who doesn't know much about the outside world and its ways.


#43

phil

phil

Allen said:
Oh my, but Phil, I'm just a naive southern belle who doesn't know much about the outside world and its ways.
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Srsly


#44



LordRavage

Nice boots. Wanna F#ck.

:D


#45



Wasabi Poptart

Are those astronaut pants? Cause your ass is outta this world.


#46

Bowielee

Bowielee

Do you have any Bohemian in you?




Would you like to?

Hey-o.


#47

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

phil said:



Srsly
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Oh Phil, you know just what a southern gal wants to hear.


#48

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

That dress looks great on you, let's see what it looks like wadded up in the corner of my room tomorrow morning!


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