You're going to die tomorrow! Last meal?

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Dave

Dave

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You find out that you have one day to live. It's okay because you have all of your affairs in order, have said goodbye to everyone you needed to say goodbye to. All loose ends have been tied up.

You can have anything you want as your last meal. What do you want?


Personally, I choose a 24 oz porterhouse steak, baked potato, corn and hot dinner rolls. To drink I want either Amaretto di Saronna & sour or simply Pepsi.

What's YOUR last meal?
 
phil

phil

Mama's home made thanksgiving stuffing with a Dr. Pepper, followed by a slice of cheesecake (well...maybe just the whole damn thing) and some milk. Then I end it all with a woodchuck cider and watch the sunset.
 
Gusto

Gusto

Mom's lasagna and fried calamari, with a Waterloo Dark and New Zealand sauvignon blanc, respectively.

Cherry cheesecake to finish.
 
J

JCM

A barbecued human.

Because damn Im curious to see what the fuss is all about, and Im going to die anyway... and after that, some nice malay satay.
 
Hylian

Hylian

You know I almost made this exact thread last week and decided not to at the last minute. But anyways as for my last meal I would choose all the sushi I could eat.
 
Wahad

Wahad

A 1kg charcoal-grilled steak, as bloody as it can possibly be, with a spicy salad and some baked potatoes and a bottle of merlot.
 
T

ThatNickGuy

Potato pancakes, asparagus and a protein shake. Three of my favourite things. :)
 
W

Wasabi Poptart

Clams & spaghetti, house salad, and garlic bread from my favorite restaurant back home with a pitcher of their sangria and caramel gelato for dessert.
 
Bonhomme Richard

Bonhomme Richard

Dave said:
You find out that you have one day to live. It's okay because you have all of your affairs in order, have said goodbye to everyone you needed to say goodbye to. All loose ends have been tied up.

You can have anything you want as your last meal. What do you want?


Personally, I choose a 24 oz porterhouse steak, baked potato, corn and hot dinner rolls. To drink I want either Amaretto di Saronna & sour or simply Pepsi.

What's YOUR last meal?
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Dave, I was going to think about this, but after reading your meal all I could think about is having the Ole 96'er.

If it's going to be a painful death, at least this would speed it up.
 
Shawn

Shawn

Red Lobster: Raw oysters, Lobster, Fried Shrimp, King Crab, Shrimp Scampi, Salmon, Salad with bluecheese dressing and a buttload of those cheddar bay biscuits.
 
L

Laurelai

It would be a bummer because I would have to cook it myself lol BUT I'd want *my* fried chicken, potato salad and steamed broccoli. To drink? Chocolate milk.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

A great big steak, a nice big hamburger sandwich with cheese, lettuce, onion, bacon, french fries and mayo for the fries, pasta alla norma, maybe some of my mother's lasagna... and I'd be so packed full I couldn't eat any more. But can you tell I'm half Italian and a big carnivore?
 
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Tiq

JCM said:
A barbecued human.

Because damn Im curious to see what the fuss is all about, and Im going to die anyway... and after that, some nice malay satay.
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Wait... what's the malay satay like in the afterlife? :confused:
 
MindDetective

MindDetective

JCM said:
A barbecued human.

Because damn Im curious to see what the fuss is all about, and Im going to die anyway... and after that, some nice malay satay.
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Even better, barbecue the executioner!

I'm not sure what I would have. It might be my homemade tacos with extra sharp cheddar cheese. A tall glass of milk or a milkshake to accompany it and for dessert, ice cream, probably plain vanilla but possibly with a topping.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

JCM said:
A barbecued human.

Because damn Im curious to see what the fuss is all about, and Im going to die anyway... and after that, some nice malay satay.
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Depending on how it's prepared it could be decent, otherwise, it's all hype and over-rated. I'd recommend something you're familiar with that's already tasty.

What would I eat? Wherever the juiciest, mouth-watering hamburger comes from, with natural potato fries and huge root beer.

Would I order something different if I had a hamburger in the past 6 months? Probably, but I got a craving right now that I just can't seem to shake.
 
Espy

Espy

Thats a tough question, but probably a nice big Filet Mignon with grilled asparagus and all the Crab Legs I could eat. Fresh of course. I would want a nice wine, probably a Pinot, and a good dark beer while I ate the crab legs.
Desert? A giant slice of fresh Key Lime Pie.
 
Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Appetizer
Sevruga malossol caviar, served in blinis with crème fraîche. A shot of Platinum vodka on the side.

Main Course
Fliet Mignon and Lobster Newburg.
Neufchâtel and garlic mashed potatoes
White asparagus roasted with prosciutto
Far Niente Cabernet Sauvignon

Dessert
Spanish flan with the customary caramel topping
Turkish coffee

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looks like espy and I have similar tastes..heh :)
 
L

lafftaff

Popeye's fried chicken. Macaroni & cheese. Also, my mother's liver & onions. Pecan pie for dessert.
 
Vytamindi

Vytamindi

My mom's chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes, Italian dressing marinated shake n bake chicken breasts with chicken potstickers!

AND A HUGE ANDYGATOR
 
Frank

Frank

The biggest, rarest prime rib in the place.....hell, just give me the whole rib roast. Yorkshire pudding made with the fat drippings from the roast. Mashed potatoes mashed with their skins on also covered in the darkest gravy made from the roast. To drink with it I want a flagon of barley wine (ultra dark beer) and for dessert I want a bucket to throw up in.
 
C

Cuyval Dar

Frankie said:
The biggest, rarest prime rib in the place.....hell, just give me the whole rib roast. Yorkshire pudding made with the fat drippings from the roast. Mashed potatoes mashed with their skins on also covered in the darkest gravy made from the roast. To drink with it I want a flagon of barley wine (ultra dark beer) and for dessert I want a bucket to throw up in.
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This.
 
S

SeraRelm

Chicken tikka masala, fresh naan, black forest gateau, then as much woodchuck amber hard cider as I could drink.

Alternatively, fresh grilled salmon over creamed spinach on a bed of white rice with a rich cream sauce atop, white wine, then afterward mocha espresso and thinly sliced biscotti.
 
Adam

Adam

A nice juicy top sirloin done by my wife who makes the best steaks on the planet.
Fresh broccoli with dill dip.
Spiral pasta in a fresh alfredo sauce.
Dessert would be a nice caramel cheesecake.

Following all this would be a cyanide pill because I'll be damned if I'm not in control of when I get to die!
 
O

Odie

App/Soup: My mothers Matzoh Ball soup.

Dinner: Michgan Cherry infused Duck Breast with a side of Cous-Cous

Dessert: Single Scoop of Vanilla Gelato

Drinks:
App: Small Glass manischewitz
Dinner: 24oz mug of Hefeweizen beer my best man made for my wedding
Dessert: Amurula on the rocks.
 
K

Kitty Sinatra

I'd probably just skip the meal. I don't really have any favorites - certainly none I don't eat regularly enough, anyway, so there'd be nothing special about the meal.

I'd just skip it.
 
phil

phil

Gruebeard said:
I'd probably just skip the meal. I don't really have any favorites - certainly none I don't eat regularly enough, anyway, so there'd be nothing special about the meal.

I'd just skip it.
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But if you die hungry, your ghost will stay hungry for all eternity.

they don't say what happens if you have to poop when you die.
 
phil

phil

See, but if you have to poop when you die, you loose control of your colon and poop yourself anyway. So maybe if you poop right when you die, you'll get that satisfied feeling for the rest of time.
 
Rob King

Rob King

I don't know if I could pick anything difinitive. If someone asked me right now what my request for tomorrow would be, it would be the most impressive seafood platter you could imagine. I would hope for something approaching a buffet.

Steamed Mussels, Crab legs, fish of all varieties, shrimp ...

Goddamn, you've mad me so hungry. And I can't afford to eat until I get paid tomorrow :(
 
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