You're going to die tomorrow! Last meal?

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North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Before this thread dissolves into poop (like just about everything else will ;) )...

Starters:
Tomato soup and freshly-baked buns.
Tomato bruschetta.

Main course:
A nice barbeque steak
Café de Paris sauce
Mashed potatoes
Barbequed zucchini
Cottage cheese

Dessert:
Fresh strawberries and whipped cream

To drink:
Smithwick's
A pitcher of ginger ale
Milk


Then retire to watch the sunrise with a glass of Jameson.


Or on second thought... Dammit, let's face it, if I was really going to kick the bucket, I would like nothing better than these:
- Mom's homemade meat patties
- Summer potatoes
- Cottage cheese
- Smoked lake herring from Lake Pyhäjärvi, dripping with oil.
 
Dave

Dave

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Rob King said:
I don't know if I could pick anything difinitive. If someone asked me right now what my request for tomorrow would be, it would be the most impressive seafood platter you could imagine. I would hope for something approaching a buffet.

Steamed Mussels, Crab legs, fish of all varieties, shrimp ...

Goddamn, you've mad me so hungry. And I can't afford to eat until I get paid tomorrow :(
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Too bad it takes so long to get money from your PayPal account. I'd float ya $20.
 
Rob King

Rob King

Dave;269407][quote=Rob King said:
I don't know if I could pick anything difinitive. If someone asked me right now what my request for tomorrow would be, it would be the most impressive seafood platter you could imagine. I would hope for something approaching a buffet.

Steamed Mussels, Crab legs, fish of all varieties, shrimp ...

Goddamn, you've mad me so hungry. And I can't afford to eat until I get paid tomorrow :(
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Too bad it takes so long to get money from your PayPal account. I'd float ya $20.[/QUOTE]

Oh, no worries. It's a slight exaggeration. I have a few potatoes laying around.
 
strawman

strawman

1: Caesar salad

2: Grilled filet mignon and salmon
Garlic mashed potatoes with good beef gravy
Grilled asparagus with broccoli and cauliflower
Sour-dough rolls
Root beer

3: German chocolate cake
Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream
Chocolate Milk

-Adam
 
AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Sesame Chicken with Fried Rice, with extra Sesame Sauce. I like to mix the rice and the sesame sauce together. Two Chicken Eggrolls for the side. Jones Soda Berry Lemonade for the beverage.

Dunno about desert... I'm not real big on sweets. Maybe some Glazed Apples?
 
Seraphyn

Seraphyn

Doner kebab with garlic sauce. Smell up the joint yo!

I don't really care about eating something special as a last meal, it just has to taste great.
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

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Well, it would have to be a giant platter of koldunai and kugelis, the koldunai fried up jusssst right with a smathering of bacon and grilled onion bits and slathered in butter and sour cream. The kugel would have to have a huge dollop of sour creme, too (can't get enough of that shit!) Give me some hunter's sausage on the side, possibly a bowl of good cream of chicken.

And I want 1 (one) bottle of ginger ale, 4 (four) bottle of sweet, sweet Sviturys. And then a case of Blatz.
 
O

Olorin

I'd just make some quick sandwiches. Even if I've already taken care of everything, I wouldn't want to waste any of my last 24 hours.

But if I had to have a last meal, I'd go to a good all you can eat buffet restaurant with plenty of variety and find out how much I can really eat.
 
P

Philosopher B.

A bowl full of olives. Salmon loaf with too much ketchup on. Shrimp. Couple of pretzels with hot mustard. To drink: one glass of Coke, one glass of cranberry juice. Got to have the cranberry juice. Shit is like Heaven in a cup. And I don't even believe in Heaven.

For dessert I'd take a pie of cheesecake with cherries on, a slice of apple pie and a slice of pumpkin pie (both with whipped cream on).

Then after the meal, I'd like to suck on an orange lifesaver.
 
M

meyoumeyou

I highly doubt my normally strong appetite would matter with the promise of death looming that near. I would assume the resulting mental state would make even caring about a meal a moot thing.
 
strawman

strawman

If the head flies into the stands, can the fan that caught it keep it, like in baseball?

I wonder if anyone really wanted to ketchum in the first place.

The fall has to be forceful enough to break the neck rather than asphyxiate, and slow enough to avoid beheading. One of the reasons the hangman's knot is reasonably particular in it's design.

-Adam
 
W

WolfOfOdin

One of my enemies, charred and delicious with their head on a platter so I can look into their eyes as I eat them.

Then for desert, an entire New York turtle cheesecake
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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Hard to say. Am I in prison? What if I requested something like dried pasta or plain lettuce... something really sad? Then I would cry while I ate it, and a guard would take pity on me and help me escape. Then I'd go make myself a nice leg or lamb or something.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Cajungal said:
Hard to say. Am I in prison? What if I requested something like dried pasta or plain lettuce... something really sad? Then I would cry while I ate it, and a guard would take pity on me and help me escape. Then I'd go make myself a nice leg or lamb or something.
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If you were in prison, CG, I am sure more than a few people here would be willing to break you out.

I've already made some preliminary plans. Rope, dynamite and the like are easy to get, someone will probably cough up for the helicopter... but I'm still waiting to hear from Calleja if he is willing to go in drag with a small aubergine...
 
blotsfan

blotsfan

Duffs Wings. I would have to try the Death sauce, just because it'd fit the circumstances. I'd eat, puke and eat more.
 
Cajungal

Cajungal

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North_Ranger;270253][quote=Cajungal said:
Hard to say. Am I in prison? What if I requested something like dried pasta or plain lettuce... something really sad? Then I would cry while I ate it, and a guard would take pity on me and help me escape. Then I'd go make myself a nice leg or lamb or something.
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If you were in prison, CG, I am sure more than a few people here would be willing to break you out.

I've already made some preliminary plans. Rope, dynamite and the like are easy to get, someone will probably cough up for the helicopter... but I'm still waiting to hear from Calleja if he is willing to go in drag with a small aubergine...[/QUOTE]

Aw, shucks. ^_^ Now I can rob that bank like I always wanted.
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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Cajungal;270416][quote=North_Ranger;270253][quote=Cajungal said:
Hard to say. Am I in prison? What if I requested something like dried pasta or plain lettuce... something really sad? Then I would cry while I ate it, and a guard would take pity on me and help me escape. Then I'd go make myself a nice leg or lamb or something.
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If you were in prison, CG, I am sure more than a few people here would be willing to break you out.

I've already made some preliminary plans. Rope, dynamite and the like are easy to get, someone will probably cough up for the helicopter... but I'm still waiting to hear from Calleja if he is willing to go in drag with a small aubergine...[/QUOTE]

Aw, shucks. ^_^ Now I can rob that bank like I always wanted.[/QUOTE]

But I don't know Calleja's dress size yet... :eek:
 
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