ALPHAAAAA!

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Le Quack

He was a dick, but I didn't get to drop my 2 cents before the lock.
 
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Kitty Sinatra

Oh, I thought the duck was announcing a take over of the new now vacant position.
 
newsflash

This is now a matriarchal community.
Always has been I thought? :confused:[/QUOTE]
Well, we do outnumber them 3:172 but to my knowledge it has never been truly claimed. Thus I'm doing so now.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure we're matriarchal. Numbers notwithstanding, I'm pretty suyre that when pitted against one another, the men of this forum would be easily butchered by the women. For one thing, most of us would be staring too much to actually offer any resistance.
 
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Kitty Sinatra

Yeah, but it only takes one man to beat down all the women here.

Unfortunately that man just left us.
 
Oh. Yes. Chaz, that monstrous, sperm-laden male! His rippling muscles would have been a great plan B for taking me down were it not for his swooningly good looks...
 
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Kitty Sinatra

I guess I'm gonna have to take his place.

*hits the gym*

I wonder if I can afford any hockey gear after shelling out for all these steroids.
 
Wherever I go, I'm considered some kind of honorary woman. A fat, bald, bearded honorary woman that drools and stares, but "one of the girls" anyway. So, where does that leave me in this community?
 
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Kitty Sinatra

Yeah, this past weekend. We pissed him off. Check out the Hall of Shame.
 

ElJuski

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Whoah whoah whoah whoah.

Obviously the ALPHA MALE RAWWR around here is me.

Let's do this.

---------- Post added at 08:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:40 PM ----------

oh sorry I forgot the obligatory

/whips out weewee
 
Yeah, I'm not competing. I live in the happy knowledge that my e-peen is smaller than Shego's.

That said, I can't see the pic either :-(
 
Forget e-anything. I hereby declare that no man (or woman) may be decreed alpha lest he or she post a picture of their junk proving their worthiness.

Mods, prepare to move this bad boy to the NSFW section.

Or the Hall of Shame, depending on the results.
 

Shannow

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Forget e-anything. I hereby declare that no man (or woman) may be decreed alpha lest he or she post a picture of their junk proving their worthiness.

Mods, prepare to move this bad boy to the NSFW section.

Or the Hall of Shame, depending on the results.



there goes Bob. know why Bob is so happy?
 
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