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ALPHAAAAA!

Oct 5, 2009#1

Le Quack

Oct 5, 2009#2

Vytamindi

Was this necessary?? *shrug*

Oct 5, 2009#3

Shegokigo

Sho, you shay you have a shmall penish?

/

Oct 5, 2009#4

Gusto

YES

Oct 5, 2009#5

Le Quack

He was a dick, but I didn't get to drop my 2 cents before the lock.

Oct 5, 2009#6

Hylian

:20:

Oct 5, 2009#7

Math242

dumbass

Oct 5, 2009#8

Gusto

Oct 5, 2009#9

Kitty Sinatra

Oh, I thought the duck was announcing a take over of the new now vacant position.

Oct 5, 2009#10

Kitty Sinatra

:waah:

MOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!

Oct 5, 2009#11

Shegokigo

Amorous Eyes said:
newsflash

This is now a matriarchal community.

Always has been I thought? :confused:

Oct 5, 2009#12

Baerdog

Oct 5, 2009#13

Shannow

.....magicman and.....?

:rain:

out:

Oct 5, 2009#14

Bubble181

Amorous Eyes;269281][quote=Shegokigo;269268][quote=Amorous Eyes said:
newsflash

This is now a matriarchal community.

Always has been I thought? :confused:

[/QUOTE]
Well, we do outnumber them 3:172 but to my knowledge it has never been truly claimed. Thus I'm doing so now.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure we're matriarchal. Numbers notwithstanding, I'm pretty suyre that when pitted against one another, the men of this forum would be easily butchered by the women. For one thing, most of us would be staring too much to actually offer any resistance.

Oct 5, 2009#15

Kitty Sinatra

Yeah, but it only takes one man to beat down all the women here.

Unfortunately that man just left us.

Oct 5, 2009#16

Shegokigo

Gruebeard said:
Yeah, but it only takes one man to beat down all the women here.

Unfortunately that man just left us.

Oct 5, 2009#17

Vytamindi

Oh. Yes. Chaz, that monstrous, sperm-laden male! His rippling muscles would have been a great plan B for taking me down were it not for his swooningly good looks...

Oct 5, 2009#18

Kitty Sinatra

I guess I'm gonna have to take his place.

*hits the gym*

I wonder if I can afford any hockey gear after shelling out for all these steroids.

Oct 5, 2009#19

Silver Jelly

Wherever I go, I'm considered some kind of honorary woman. A fat, bald, bearded honorary woman that drools and stares, but "one of the girls" anyway. So, where does that leave me in this community?

Oct 5, 2009#20

Vytamindi

You get to sit in the "Special" corner... on my lap.

Oct 5, 2009#21

Shegokigo

Silver Jelly said:
Wherever I go, I'm considered some kind of honorary woman. A fat, bald, bearded honorary woman that drools and stares, but "one of the girls" anyway. So, where does that leave me in this community?

Oct 5, 2009#22

Vytamindi

Shegokigo;269314][quote=Silver Jelly said:
Wherever I go, I'm considered some kind of honorary woman. A fat, bald, bearded honorary woman that drools and stares, but "one of the girls" anyway. So, where does that leave me in this community?

[/QUOTE]

Oct 5, 2009#23

drawn_inward

Gruebeard said:
Yeah, but it only takes one man to beat down all the women here.

Unfortunately that man just left us.

Who left? Chaz? Really?

Oct 5, 2009#24

Kitty Sinatra

Yeah, this past weekend. We pissed him off. Check out the Hall of Shame.

Oct 5, 2009#25

drawn_inward

Well, how do you know he left? I don't see any evidence of that.

Oct 5, 2009#26

Shegokigo

Look for a thread titled "Adios".

Oct 5, 2009#27

Silver Jelly

Vytamindi said:
You get to sit in the "Special" corner... on my lap.

This is why I love this forum!

(I can't see Shego's picture! Imageshack is failing!)

Oct 5, 2009#28

ZenMonkey

Gruebeard said:
Yeah, but it only takes one man to beat down all the women here.

I disrespectfully beg to differ.

Oct 5, 2009#29

ElJuski

Whoah whoah whoah whoah.

Obviously the ALPHA MALE RAWWR around here is me.

Let's do this.

---------- Post added at 08:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:40 PM ----------

oh sorry I forgot the obligatory

/whips out weewee

Oct 5, 2009#30

Bubble181

Yeah, I'm not competing. I live in the happy knowledge that my e-peen is smaller than Shego's.

That said, I can't see the pic either :-(

Oct 5, 2009#31

Fun Size

Forget e-anything. I hereby declare that no man (or woman) may be decreed alpha lest he or she post a picture of their junk proving their worthiness.

Mods, prepare to move this bad boy to the NSFW section.

Or the Hall of Shame, depending on the results.

Oct 5, 2009#32

Hylian

I can see Shego's pic just fine

But for those who can;t see it here is what she posted

Oct 5, 2009#33

Silver Jelly

hylian said:
I can see Shego's pic just fine

But for those who can;t see it here is what she posted

That guy is totally copying my styles!

Oct 5, 2009#34

Shannow

Fun Size said:
Forget e-anything. I hereby declare that no man (or woman) may be decreed alpha lest he or she post a picture of their junk proving their worthiness.

Mods, prepare to move this bad boy to the NSFW section.

Or the Hall of Shame, depending on the results.

there goes Bob. know why Bob is so happy?

Oct 5, 2009#35

Bubble181

Amorous Eyes;269480][quote=Fun Size said:
Forget e-anything. I hereby declare that no man (or woman) may be decreed alpha lest he or she post a picture of their junk proving their worthiness.

Mods, prepare to move this bad boy to the NSFW section.

Or the Hall of Shame, depending on the results.

.....tempting[/QUOTE]

Now you're just being mean :hmpf:

Oct 5, 2009#36

JCM

Gruebeard said:
Yeah, but it only takes one man to beat down all the women here.

She may lurk, but Luiza has been doing Judo for many years.

Oct 5, 2009#37

Baerdog

Bubble181;269486][quote=Amorous Eyes;269480][quote=Fun Size said:
Forget e-anything. I hereby declare that no man (or woman) may be decreed alpha lest he or she post a picture of their junk proving their worthiness.

Mods, prepare to move this bad boy to the NSFW section.

Or the Hall of Shame, depending on the results.

.....tempting[/quote]

Now you're just being mean :hmpf:[/QUOTE]

If we keep talking about this, Tinwhistler's gonna be tempted to whip out his little pink floppy again.

Oct 5, 2009#38

Fun Size

Then the man of tin becomes the man of win, and he shall be known as alpha.

*continues playing with fire*

Oct 5, 2009#39

Bubble181

Ehh, we've alls een Tin. Sure, I was jealous of him then, but now? I don't know. Ame's would be more impressive, I think.

Oct 5, 2009#40

Baerdog

Amorous Eyes;269492][quote=Baerdog7;269488][quote=Bubble181;269486][quote=Amorous Eyes;269480][quote=Fun Size said:
Forget e-anything. I hereby declare that no man (or woman) may be decreed alpha lest he or she post a picture of their junk proving their worthiness.

Mods, prepare to move this bad boy to the NSFW section.

Or the Hall of Shame, depending on the results.

.....tempting[/quote]

Now you're just being mean :hmpf:[/quote]

If we keep talking about this, Tinwhistler's gonna be tempted to whip out his little pink floppy again.[/quote]

I must've missed that?

?[/QUOTE]

Its from this thread: http://www.halforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7455

Oct 5, 2009#41

Tinwhistler

and you won't see one like that very often. It's a rare thing.

Oct 5, 2009#42

Bubble181

Lucky for us other men out there.

Oct 5, 2009#43

Fun Size

My favorite part of all this: due to my own actions, I become a little more afraid each time I return to this thread.

It's like I've built my own haunted house, and now I'm terrified of what's going to jump out at me.

Oct 5, 2009#44

strawman

JCM said:
Luiza has been doing Judo for many years.

Huh. You guys have an open relationship? Aren't you worried she might run off with Judo?

-Adam

Oct 5, 2009#45

Bubble181

Nah, he's been having a go at Judo too, probably. Th're like that. Maybe they've even done Judo together.
Wouldn't you love to give Judo a try?

Oct 5, 2009#46

Philosopher B.

Wait. Chaz left? Again? Yeesh.

Oct 5, 2009#47

ElJuski

MINE IS SO HUGE.

---------- Post added at 09:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:58 PM ----------

TOO BAD YOU WONT GET TO SEE IT. ALSO I WILL BE TALKING IN CAPS FROM NOW ON TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE.

Oct 5, 2009#48

Iaculus

ElJuski said:
MINE IS SO HUGE.

---------- Post added at 09:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:58 PM ----------

TOO BAD YOU WONT GET TO SEE IT. ALSO I WILL BE TALKING IN CAPS FROM NOW ON TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE.

[size=-4]Clearly compensating for something. The wise man speaks softly...[/size] [size=-16]and carries a big gun.[/size]

Oct 5, 2009#49

Baerdog

Is that a euphemism for something? You ain't a pedophile are you?

Oct 5, 2009#50

GeneralOrder24

As the forum member who (presumably) has spent the longest amount of time in the closest proximity to Chaz, I call Alpha, as I have most likley absorbed the highest amount of random Chaz-particles(tm)

You bitches want to throw down? LETS THROW DOWN!

Oct 5, 2009#51

ZenMonkey

Anyone actually calling himself "Alpha" is automatically disqualified from holding the title.

Oct 5, 2009#52

ElJuski

OH FINE ILL JUST BE OMEGA. OR THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BOOB WITH A BOWTIE

Oct 5, 2009#53

The Lovely Boehner

I thought the first line of this thread would be "Find me five teenagers with attitude!"

Oct 5, 2009#54

North_Ranger

Pfft. Amateurs.

Oct 5, 2009#55

Shegokigo

Charlie Dont Surf said:
I thought the first line of this thread would be "Find me five teenagers with attitude!"

We have a winner. Thread over.

Oct 5, 2009#56

ThatNickGuy

Probably an alt of Chaz.

Oct 5, 2009#57

GeneralOrder24

Amorous Eyes;269612][quote=GeneralOrder24 said:
As the forum member who (presumably) has spent the longest amount of time in the closest proximity to Chaz, I call Alpha, as I have most likley absorbed the highest amount of random Chaz-particles(tm)

You bitches want to throw down? LETS THROW DOWN!

I don't even know who the fuck you are. >.>[/QUOTE]

That's right, I'm a goddamn ninja.

Oct 5, 2009#58

Allen, who is Quiet

ZenMonkey said:
Anyone actually calling himself "Alpha" is automatically disqualified from holding the title.

IT IS A GOOD THING THAT I WANT TO BE "THETA" BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND THAT I HAVE ALL THE RIGHT ANGLES

Oct 5, 2009#59

GeneralOrder24

Allen said:
Anyone actually calling himself "Alpha" is automatically disqualified from holding the title.

IT IS A GOOD THING THAT I WANT TO BE "THETA" BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND THAT I HAVE ALL THE RIGHT ANGLES[/QUOTE]

Holy shit, a Thetan! CALL SCIENTOLOGY, QUICK!

Oct 5, 2009#60

Vytamindi

Although I loathe how LQ thought he needed the world to know how he felt about an already locked thread, I like where this thread is going!

Oct 5, 2009#61

Cajungal

Vytamindi;269315][quote=Shegokigo;269314][quote=Silver Jelly said:
Wherever I go, I'm considered some kind of honorary woman. A fat, bald, bearded honorary woman that drools and stares, but "one of the girls" anyway. So, where does that leave me in this community?

[/QUOTE]

[/QUOTE]

You can buy us coffees and listen to us complain about men who we will sleep with. Wanna?

Oct 5, 2009#62

HoboNinja

I CHALLENGE EL JEWSKI AND LE CRACKERJACK TO A MAN OFF!!!!!!!! I SHALL BE THE ALPHA FOR I AM BEARSHARK!

Oct 5, 2009#63

Allen, who is Quiet

HE IS NOT CONFIDENT ENOUGH THAT HE IS ACUTE ENOUGH OF AN ANGLE TO BE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETA!

Oct 5, 2009#64

Iaculus

[size=-2]As owner of the most spectacularly phallic username on this board (seriously, look it up), I feel that I must step up to the plate. The House of Iota will not be denied. By consenting adults, anyway.

Do the other factions have a guarantee against paedophilia? I think not. Now, I'm not saying they're paedophiles necessarily, but if you fine upstanding forumites want to leave your kids alone in their windowless vans, that's your lookout.[/size]

Oct 5, 2009#65

Adammon

HoboNinja said:
I CHALLENGE EL JEWSKI AND LE CRACKERJACK TO A MAN OFF!!!!!!!! I SHALL BE THE ALPHA FOR I AM BEARSHARK!

It's missing tentacles!

Now that fucker's scary.

Oct 5, 2009#66

ElJuski

NOT AS SCARY AS ME BEATING THAT THING DOWN WITH MY CLUB OF A PENIS

Oct 6, 2009#67

Silver Jelly

Cajungal;269652][quote=Vytamindi;269315][quote=Shegokigo;269314][quote=Silver Jelly said:
Wherever I go, I'm considered some kind of honorary woman. A fat, bald, bearded honorary woman that drools and stares, but "one of the girls" anyway. So, where does that leave me in this community?

[/QUOTE]

[/QUOTE]

You can buy us coffees and listen to us complain about men who we will sleep with. Wanna?[/QUOTE]

Well, it would be the first time I do that... on the internet.

Oct 6, 2009#68

North_Ranger

Adammon said:

Oh damn, the neighbour's dog got out again.

*sprays the thing with water*

Bad Mr Muffykins!

Oct 6, 2009#69

Gusto

Goddamn I love that picture.

Also, sigma. Fo' life.

Oct 6, 2009#70

drawn_inward

Gusto said:
Goddamn I love that picture.

Also, sigma. Fo' life.

I'm a pi, man. Mmm...pi.

Oct 6, 2009#71

Cajungal

Can I be an epsilon? I didn't get enough oxygen when I was developing. :waah:

Oct 6, 2009#72

V.Bond

Oct 7, 2009#73

GeneralOrder24

Amorous Eyes said:

Not quite, but you keep trion.

Oct 7, 2009#74

Shannow

Roll out.

Oct 7, 2009#75

Vytamindi

Explain your avatar, Shannow. I have seen it many times on the interwebz and it confuses me.

Oct 7, 2009#76

Shannow

It is a scene from:

JCVD's greatest role ever.

Oct 7, 2009#77

Vytamindi

YESIKNOWTHATITISJCVDBUTWHATMOVIEISIT???

:confused:

Oct 7, 2009#78

Gusto

...

Oct 7, 2009#79

Vytamindi

Oh! Hahahahhahhaa (I am really lol'ing) The image FINALLY loaded!
:whoo::kev::deadhorse::retard::fish:

Oct 7, 2009#80

Gusto

Nice emoticons though!

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