ALPHAAAAA!

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Forget e-anything. I hereby declare that no man (or woman) may be decreed alpha lest he or she post a picture of their junk proving their worthiness.

Mods, prepare to move this bad boy to the NSFW section.

Or the Hall of Shame, depending on the results.
.....tempting[/quote]

Now you're just being mean :hmpf:[/QUOTE]

If we keep talking about this, Tinwhistler's gonna be tempted to whip out his little pink floppy again.
 
Ehh, we've alls een Tin. Sure, I was jealous of him then, but now? I don't know. Ame's would be more impressive, I think.
 
Forget e-anything. I hereby declare that no man (or woman) may be decreed alpha lest he or she post a picture of their junk proving their worthiness.

Mods, prepare to move this bad boy to the NSFW section.

Or the Hall of Shame, depending on the results.
.....tempting[/quote]

Now you're just being mean :hmpf:[/quote]

If we keep talking about this, Tinwhistler's gonna be tempted to whip out his little pink floppy again.[/quote]

I must've missed that?
?[/QUOTE]

Its from this thread: http://www.halforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7455
 
My favorite part of all this: due to my own actions, I become a little more afraid each time I return to this thread.

It's like I've built my own haunted house, and now I'm terrified of what's going to jump out at me.
 
Nah, he's been having a go at Judo too, probably. Th're like that. Maybe they've even done Judo together.
Wouldn't you love to give Judo a try?
 

ElJuski

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MINE IS SO HUGE.

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TOO BAD YOU WONT GET TO SEE IT. ALSO I WILL BE TALKING IN CAPS FROM NOW ON TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE.
 
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Iaculus

MINE IS SO HUGE.

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TOO BAD YOU WONT GET TO SEE IT. ALSO I WILL BE TALKING IN CAPS FROM NOW ON TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE.
[size=-4]Clearly compensating for something. The wise man speaks softly...[/size] [size=-16]and carries a big gun.[/size]
 
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GeneralOrder24

As the forum member who (presumably) has spent the longest amount of time in the closest proximity to Chaz, I call Alpha, as I have most likley absorbed the highest amount of random Chaz-particles(tm)

You bitches want to throw down? LETS THROW DOWN!
 
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GeneralOrder24

As the forum member who (presumably) has spent the longest amount of time in the closest proximity to Chaz, I call Alpha, as I have most likley absorbed the highest amount of random Chaz-particles(tm)

You bitches want to throw down? LETS THROW DOWN!
I don't even know who the fuck you are. >.>[/QUOTE]


That's right, I'm a goddamn ninja.
 
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GeneralOrder24

Anyone actually calling himself "Alpha" is automatically disqualified from holding the title.
IT IS A GOOD THING THAT I WANT TO BE "THETA" BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND THAT I HAVE ALL THE RIGHT ANGLES[/QUOTE]


Holy shit, a Thetan! CALL SCIENTOLOGY, QUICK!
 
Although I loathe how LQ thought he needed the world to know how he felt about an already locked thread, I like where this thread is going!
 
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Iaculus

[size=-2]As owner of the most spectacularly phallic username on this board (seriously, look it up), I feel that I must step up to the plate. The House of Iota will not be denied. By consenting adults, anyway.

Do the other factions have a guarantee against paedophilia? I think not. Now, I'm not saying they're paedophiles necessarily, but if you fine upstanding forumites want to leave your kids alone in their windowless vans, that's your lookout.[/size]
 
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